Noelle
@onlyl.bsky.social
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Replacing my keys with needles so I can check my blood sugar while I type
about 17 hours ago
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I think gambling would be pretty cool if I could win most of the time
7 days ago
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mr beast told me something important in a dream
12 days ago
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I hate evil premonitions
18 days ago
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shout out to the biracial baddies
20 days ago
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The most insufferable person you know just told somebody new that everybody should work in food service at least once a
21 days ago
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117th time's the charm
22 days ago
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I feel like such a gay retard when I find out a song I like was made by someone 10 years younger than me
23 days ago
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noo youre so hot don’t get reduced renal function
23 days ago
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I have so many addictions and responsibilities that it’s hard to keep up
24 days ago
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bro scaring the hoes with his “SPQR”
about 1 month ago
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Yeah keep doing my mom. I’m only doing my best…
about 1 month ago
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waiter waiter, more short form video content!
about 1 month ago
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you’re so hot, please don’t lock yourself out of your car
about 1 month ago
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my sick little secret is that I love tripping over things and thats why I do it so often
about 1 month ago
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I hope the tariffs don’t affect my orders of industrial machinery from alibaba
about 1 month ago
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Maybe we can share more ai slop, and love?
about 1 month ago
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Five calls from people trying to sell me solar power today. Just when I thought I had escaped spam callers
about 1 month ago
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people from new york are very silly
about 2 months ago
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letting the cowardly lion hit
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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The worst insult is having your therapist say you should try stand up comedy
about 2 months ago
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I have termite derangement syndrome
about 2 months ago
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Im inventing a medication that makes you really sleepy but unable to sleep
about 2 months ago
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if I had to assume, I would guess that there’s an ancient evil plotting against me
about 2 months ago
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not proud to admit to crashing out on a another foreign call center worker
about 2 months ago
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I actually hate being so chill and cool
about 2 months ago
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evil deeds are being done
about 2 months ago
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what if it was polycool and you were just chill
about 2 months ago
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I leveled up and there’s no mexcan food in walking distance. fuck
about 2 months ago
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we need a little more love and a little less hate in this house
about 2 months ago
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dude please don’t trollface me man
about 2 months ago
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Military aircraft have been getting a bit out of control here
about 2 months ago
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guy whose body is like 30% used needles
about 2 months ago
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I didn't come to grad school just to get my number banned on whatsapp
about 2 months ago
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Call me a zombie the way you can kill me by shooting me in the head
about 2 months ago
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It's time to become 30% more corporate
about 2 months ago
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being 30 is a state of mind
about 2 months ago
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clothes that dissolve in the shower
about 2 months ago
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I make sure to have my roommates read these once and a while to confirm that they're mid af
about 2 months ago
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There are geniuses at the daily mail
2 months ago
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There’s so many spiders and bugs in my apartment. I really didn’t know what I was getting into I guess
2 months ago
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sorry for being weird and evil
2 months ago
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spraying alcohol into my eyes to help me wake up
2 months ago
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they're putting me in the electric chair for chuckling at a chudjak
2 months ago
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back to playing murder mystery visual novels. This is my happy place
2 months ago
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ah great, just like real life
2 months ago
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actually getting rejected from jobs really turns me on
2 months ago
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the accounts with 100 followers 3.5 following type beats scare the shit out of me
2 months ago
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You ever get like new jewelry and then struggle and feel retarded trying to put it on
2 months ago
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