How adorable is this tiny lil guy?!? He’s probably 2.5mm long. That’s my pinkie finger for size comparison.

Today’s dopamine hit.

Back to it. 🥶

The only plus to being unwell over Xmas is the avoidance of weight gain. Still alive. 👋🏻

Saturday night was a fun one.

Saturday mornings done right. The big lad decided he wanted cuddles this morning.

Friday. Let’s get this over with.

I can’t wait. 🥳

How is it not Friday yet? Time to slap a smile on it & start the day!

Hair. Is. Hairing.

Spending an hour on the phone to HMRC was not what I wanted to do today. Their system is rubbish. No one there can seem to work the systems.

Being rear ended was not on my to do list today. 😒

Just a solid shout out to my number one. Nothing more. Nothing less. My ride or die.

I don’t have this issue with the Scandinavian. She’s 5 years older than the German too.

Right. Time to drag my carcass out of bed & take the hounds to the field.

Something about dog owners resembling their dogs…….

Erected the Xmas tree yesterday. 3/4 of the decorations are on it. I can’t be arsed.

Got dressed. Left the house & the island today. That’s all.

Seems a lifetime ago. I wonder why my managers hated me. 🤨

The most perfect little plant arrived in my care today. Now to keep it alive. Any guesses?

Not Greggs with the chocolate starfish. 🫣

I will never answer a question if I do not know the answer. You’d think that the boys at work would’ve worked that out. I’ve spent an hour repeating myself & guess what? I was accurate with my original statement.

Successful Sloe picking. Now to make the good stuff.

Every time I put my new jacket on, all I think of is this…… 🤣

Although. I’m unsure how I’ll feel watching Violent Night after the West End Girl saga…… Is he cancelled? #WestEndGirl

Four Christmas movies to know me by……

Mate. Hitting 40 came with a great breakfast every morning for the past year. 🤣 Only another 12 throughout the day. 🫣 On the up side. I’m not dead or house bound.

I love that my old colleagues think of me when they get a proper job….. 🚑

Baffled that it was 18° last week & -2° this week…… Greta will be rubbing her hands with glee.

The “Ring” adverts are the bane of my existence. They set the dogs off. I can’t.

At least it’s dry. The wind is Baltic.

Absofuckinglutelynot.

The hair was giving Mrs. Doubtfire today. Back was extra curly though.

Sometimes I take the long way home. Just to hopefully see these guys.

In the first 350,000. Well I never.

Ok. Winter is here. Double figures to 1°. 🥶

I washed my hair with shampoo for the first time in 2 years. I’m trusting a curl shampoo to try & resurrect my curls.

Trigger by a vape this morning. Reminded of a call.

Sunday. Funday.

Such a tit.

What a way to start a Sunday. 😂

A very chilled Saturday in store for me.

Rode up to site. Tried to unlock the bike chain. Would not open. Rode back to the office to get the spare. Rode back up to site. Compared the keys. Lesson? Don’t open tins of paint with your bike lock key. 🤦🏼‍♂️

TGIF. Let’s get this out the way. I can almost taste the weekend.

Well this mornings game of “Would you rather?” In the office escalated rapidly.

Wine Wednesday right?

What a difference a day makes. 😒

I wanted a hot tub last night. It had been off & was 15°…. This morning it’s only 32.5°, but I’m in. Excuse the wild bed hair. I did not wear my bonnet last night.

Watching The Traitors final. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I just witnessed a pigeon being run over at 5mph & I am so angry at the idiot in the X7…. People are the worst.