“…you’ve got to be brutal…” as the Grim Reaper said to Brian as he pays Brian a visit. #TheArchers

Is that it - I expected at least Brian’s corpse, expired from a heart attack. #TheArchers

Why don’t they have Brian certified? He’s behaving as if he was one step away from the asylum. #TheArchers

Perhaps we should invite Sgt.,Burns along and get to the real root of the problem: ie Ruiyri clonked George, Brian covered up for him, and the ensuing efforts of Brian to keep it quiet has led to Brian’s current mood. Ruari goes to gaol, Brian follows him, Adam gets the farm, #TheArchers

I have some sympathy with Bert - it must be dispiriting to have the nutrition police hounding you day and night, like living with the van Tullekin twins. #TheArchers

“ “…how was yesterday with your dad?” “it was ok” “ well it wasn’t for us, it the dreariest two hander in the history of the stage. They must have got the second XI of script writers in again #TheArchers

“…like a Jane Austen character…” which one? I’m stumped to name one. #TheArchers

“… checked by the foundry…” the last I heard was that the Whitechapel Bell Foundry and Taylor’s of Loughborough were no more. If anyone knows any more.. #TheArchers

Clive seems to be doing alright - he’s doing YOGA??? #TheArchers

“…I’d rather burn to death in my own home…” it can be arranged Carol, it can be arranged. #TheArchers

“How dare Tracy not jump at my offer? Ungrateful I call it.” #TheArchers

I’m waiting for something catastrophic to happen to callous Carol - a fall for instance. Then we can all sit on the sidelines and watch people fail to answer her cries for help. I’ve never known such an ungrateful being. No wonder the young hate the old. #TheArchers

That was a VERY hesitant “I’ll go and tell George” Amber. Is there something he doesn’t know? #TheArchers

Listen to Amber, George she really does know what’s she talking about. Also I thought you’d dropped the Incel bit. #TheArchers

Does anyone recall that Brian was given a diagnosis of epilepsy in the past? I take particular note of epilepsy for personal reasons and at a mention of this on T A I made a mental note. However this was a while ago. #TheArchers

Brian is remarkably upbeat these days - secure in the knowledge that the assault is in the past. Come on George burst his balloon. #TheArchers

I thought there must be cash involved- NoCasha doesn’t do anything unless paid. #TheArchers

They’ve got away with it - they think. When it becomes common knowledge in the village I wonder if they maybe brought to book. #TheArchers

George what are you doing? You’ve let it slip through your fingers and Brian lives to fight another day. #TheArchers

This matey chat means Brian will probably get away with it and order is restored to the universe. #TheArchers

“…all six of them…” has he never heard of contraception? #TheArchers

Well I didn’t see that coming- that George would disbelieve Ruari - now what. #TheArchers

Ahh there’s the old Brian coming out “… keep your head down it’ll all go away…” Funny - that’s the line Eddy always uses. #TheArchers

Try to make it right? You assaulted another person with a bottle- that’s grievous bodily harm and carries a prison sentence. Going to the police is the only way to make this right. #TheArchers

Adam seems to be the only one to see the through the money angle . It should be interesting to see them all covering up for one another. #TheArchers

Aaah Adam doesn’t know that Ruari belted George and Brian covered it up. #TheArchers

Listening to Carol dismissing Leonard with such condescension will rebound on her when she really needs people - the universal reply to her requests will be “F**k off” #TheArchers

Don’t weaken George - they’re going to get away with being a party to almost killing you. #TheArchers

The efforts of the middle classes in avoiding the results of their actions has to be seen to be believed. Brian and Lill are tying themselves in veritable knots, where Brian is guilty . #TheArchers

Send Leonard round to Toboggan, he’d be impervious to the invective that Carol would use. #TheArchers

George sees right through the poverty angle that Brian is spinning, for a person like Brian to claim poverty is disingenuous in the extreme. #TheArchers

Brad doesn’t do head aches from studying - he’s too bright . So what is going on? #TheArchers

Aww Lillian so close to spilling the beans. #TheArchers

Bert is such a PLEB . I know the rest of the Horrobin/Carter tribe are not exactly out of the top drawer, but Bert knocks them all into a cocked hat. #TheArchers

Fight fight fight!!! #TheArchers

Braan is putting these little wheezes in place like a latter day Trump. Caravans indeed !!! #TheArchers

Do we think that Brian’s childlike behaviour is a function of wanting to protect Ruari come what may, or as a result of ongoing mental deterioration? #TheArchers

Chris and Rex are tiresome in the extreme. #TheArchers

Wait until Plod shows up on Braans door step and all will become clear. #TheArchers

Why does the actress playing Miranda sound as if it’s all too much bother and she’d rather be somewhere else. The character “Miranda” doesn’t sound as if this “world weariness “ is part of her personality. #TheArchers

Oooh something has at last happened to Kirsty - or not as the case may be. A baby could be the making of her. #TheArchers

Braan is going to change his will again and Adam will be left out in favour of the George basher and sometime gigolo, Ruari. #TheArchers

There seems to be an alcohol drinking competition going on here - this is a BAD thing. The he ability to hold one’s beer is not good. #TheArchers

Braan sounds more and more like Trump every day, with his protection of Ruari - a legacy indeed. #TheArchers

I would have thought that the middle classes ie Braan and Lillian would have been more adept in lying and covering their position that this farrago of words . After all it’s how they got here in the first place. #TheArchers

There’s a whole department in the NHS that deals with fraud. #TheArchers

Bert is the kind of person who makes you question his motives when giving favours. Greek and gifts spring to mind. #TheArchers

Now that’s the way to get an appointment… #TheArchers

I hope we’re not going to be saddled with this whinging, curmudgeonly oik for much longer. He certainly puts Joe Grundy in the shade. #TheArchers

Now that’s the way to get an appointment…#TheArchers