a lot of people said i was a fool for adopting a chimpanzee while living in an apartment "this is going to be a disaster, your neighbors will hate you" they said, well the chimp died after eating an entire box of dryer sheets so i hope you feel good about bringing that negativity

My favorite Christmas movies are Girl Interrupted and The Substance. Both have cozy holiday undertones and I don’t want to argue about it

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

don't blame me, i voted for ED-209

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

Put this in a Kingdom Come game and I might be interested

It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...

INT. MATRIX Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders. WINRAR Let's make meat love. MIKE BYTES Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY #weirdwednesday

Rowling and Emma Watson's argument is painful to watch😢 Good-hearted transgender people never intend to hurt anyone else. They just want to love who they want to love and live according to their soul's direction. Chiitan stands by the hearts of good-hearted transgender people. I love everyone

counterpoint: Weapons (2025)

Please dear God do I have a simp that will get me a swan boy blanket

Chuckles Shumer is an Eyore level loser

This is fine art, absolutely

Watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein TO CREATE LIFE AND THEN AFTER A TIME REJECT IT, THAT IS THE DARKEST OF SINS

Reposting this for late night feed cus nature is truly a beauty to behold

TikTok algorithm update

She's literally watching the Madagascar Hissing Roaches mating. This cat is watching live bug porno

welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

The fun premise, snappy pacing, dynamic camerawork, bangin' soundtrack, funny voice and character acting, visual gags around every corner...it's all here already. And expanding Bunlith's signature PSX cutscene style to an entire show? There's just gotta be more!!

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POV: your dads text you during class

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

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Who are the top 25 obscure or side characters characters that you'll ALWAYS LOVE? Day 19: Frog Man 3 green characters in a row😅

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I came across this recently, which puts it in a nutshell:

A huge lizard ass to help you through the day Artist - @fatallynsfw.bsky.social

I wonder if the "your mood going into it sets the tone" rule of hallucinogens would apply to immortality Like if you go into it expecting nothing but an eternity of oppressive banality, would you end up actualizing that very thing

Shout out to Lee_Bee_Arts (instagram) for this lil sign! #artbyhumans

Good morning🖤

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Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response

Loooool

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

When Marx and Engels wrote the Manifesto 29 and 27 years old. I have one year to get on their level. Upsetting

neither pro nor ant, just an agonist* *person in agony

I'm McNasty AF baby

Spoonful of Sugar (2022) Psychological Horror/Psychosexual-Thriller genre at its peak, not subtle about the Freudian complications that it portrays at all, and to the movie's benefit. I have one issue w the end; the marketing department wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Pick a side IMO

Monogamous people: I'm terrified that while I'm boss bitching at work my househusband will fuck the maid Poly people: Thank god somebody is fucking my husband while I'm busy getting shit done

i dont know why everyone seems to think it's funny that dick cheney slipped on a banana peel and fell off his balcony onto a giant pie and he drowned naked in a giant pie

Captain Torture

RIP BOZO

Even if you can’t donate plz rt this post to help get the word out. Nobody deserves to go hungry I’ll even give 5 free months of my OF to anyone who donates 15$ or more with a screenshot in the comments Let’s help each other 🥰

teletubbies headcanons.. Dipsy collects dildos, Poe is a porn obsessed gooner, Tinky Twinky is always stoned, & Lala is a kink artist

Yoooo, amazing style I don't know who needs to hear this but: Pay this person cash money directly for their services you consume for free THAT IS ACTUALLY BEING CLASSY