The Village People announce their newest member, the Village Idiot. The Cop discovered him at the village courthouse.

I'm gonna stand behind every guy in tractor supply and ask him if that’s my bailout money he’s using for those carharts

Reminder: The farmers collecting bailout checks were OUTRAGED at the thought of student loan forgiveness.

Attention Marco Rubio: •Stop asking Ukraine to surrender. •Start telling Russia to get the fuck out. End transmission.

BREAKING: U.S. layoffs set to surpass the Great Recession levels, on track to be worst since Great Depression. 1.1 million, up 54% from last year. Is this the winning the MAGAts voted for?

BREAKING: ICE is asking for people to quit calling its hotline to report an undocumented girl named 'Anne Frank' hiding in the attics of Republican lawmakers.

That's the size of it.

Good news everybody! Keith Edwards was just awarded the first annual Burger King Peace Prize. Thank you so much Keith. You've saved millions of lives!

TODAY'S GOOD NEWS: Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion. Ouch. #META #Zuckerberg

The delightful man you see in centre left is a Mr Oswald Mosley, the head of the British facist movement. The second picture is head of Palantir U.K. Louis Mosley, he just happens to be the Oswald’s grandson…

Kash Patel: Don’t make fun of kids for believing in Santa. There are grown adults who still believe that Trump got shot in the ear.

Oklahoma Essay: Emma Winter graduated Magna Cum Laude with a Bachelor’s degree in education & was the only student in my grammar & punctuation class to get 100% on tests 6 weeks in a row. She's a Christian. and graded this Oklahoma student’s essay for fun. #Oklahoma #Essay

Behn may not have won the seat in TN, but consider this - she was running in probably the reddest area of the nation and took down the MAGAt edge there by 20 points or more. Unprecedented in modern politics. #NoMAGA #MAGAOver

The New America - a nation of outright geniuses. #MoronAmerica #OnlyFansIdiots

Boobert wants to outlaw the practice of my religion "in defense of Christmas". So Loren here's to you - Blessed Solstice, bitch. #BobertBGone #Pagan

Just say NO to Spotify. Join the growing list of musicians to do so. #spotifywrapped substack.com/home/post/p-...

He fell asleep live on camera again in the middle of a press conference. His cabinet, staff, or the White House press corps wont say anything about it because they want to keep their jobs. #TrumpAsleep #GetRidOfHim #NoFascistUSA

A sprinkle of Lighetti and Shostakovitch, a little Psycho and a lot of me, you get my latest (Number 6) work for string quartet. #Music #Poetry #Creators soundcloud.com/irminsul_mus...

Music written and produced by a human. No AI. String Quartet No.6, just released #Music #Classical #OriginalMusic soundcloud.com/irminsul_mus...

Pete Hegseth went from bragging about "lethal kinetic strikes" to "It wasn't me". What a fucking coward. #WhiskeyPete #DumpPete

Michael and Susan Dell plan to donate $250 savings accounts to 25 million U.S. children next year, to the tune of $6.25 billion. They provide the bread, Zuckerberg and Bezos provide the circuses. How about the rich just pay their fucking fair share of taxes instead? #TaxTheRich

Oh here we go. Family VALYEWWWWWS.

It’s still The Gulf of Mexico. Nursing is a PROFESSIONAL JOB. VACCINES WORK. WASH YOUR HANDS AND DRINK WATER (However, a good single malt scotch is an acceptable substitute.) #Truth #TrumpGone

WTH @cnn.com and @jaketapper.bsky.social ? I thought you said Biden would be in a wheelchair by now? #CNN #JakeTapper #LyingSackofShit

Don't worry, kids. Elon is back on the case.

Maga blamed Joe Biden before learning the shooter’s asylum was approved under Trump. Their whole narrative collapsed in 0.2 seconds. #NationalGuard #DC

BREAKING: Bloomberg reporter Jason Leopold obtained an email dump proving that Trump paid over $800,000, for 1,000 FBI agents to remove his name from the Epstein files. They had Power Point instructions on how to remove every trace of Donald Trump’s name and prepare the evidence for release.

If you're here to bitch about all the illegal Guatemalans here, maybe your country's United Fruit capitalists shouldn't have launched wars there that created military dictatorships and chased their people away. #capitalism #Guatemala #MoneyWars

Kristi Noem honey, you better have plans to flee the country in after the 2028 election. You're near the top of the arrest list and the punishment will not be pretty.

I don't give a fuck about the "seditious six" when repubs thought THIS was peaceful, legal protest. #SeditiousSix #JailTrump

WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership! Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?

Imagine paying for Netflix every month, and then paying when you watch the movie, and then getting another bill three months later because one of the actors isn’t signed with Netflix so you have to pay him directly. That’d be STUPID right??? This is a post about health insurance.

My 2nd piano concerto, three movements. I was more pleased with this one than I was my first (one movement). Quite a bit more fleshed out. #Music #Piano #Neoclassical soundcloud.com/irminsul_mus...

Kelly vs Hegseth: Moon shots vs Jell-O shots (Andy Borowitz) #Kelley #WhiskeyPete

NEWS: The Trump family's net worth is plummeting as crypto is crashing. #Crypto #Crime

Do it. Dump it. It's nothing but a far right racist font of foreign interference in our elections. #NoX #DumpX

The Russians were meant to occupy Kyiv in 3 days. They failed. What they did manage to occupy in almost 4 years? Washington.

MAGA accounts assessing damage control in wake of being outed as foreign agents is HILARIOUS, and I'm here for every second of it. #NoMAGA #NoX #NoElon

STUDY: Denmark tracked over 1,000,000 children for 21 years, and found those who had aluminum-adjuvanted vaccines were linked to a SHOCKING number of cases of autism, asthma, and 48 other chronic conditions. That shocking number was zero. #Vaccines #RFKJrFuckOff

MAGA was never a grassroots American movement. It was a foreign-influenced, billionaire-funded psychological operation that hollowed out a major political party and compromised U.S. foreign policy — and we’re only now seeing the full extent because the walls are starting to crack.

#Democrats #ToneDeaf #Jeffries

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Stuff I'd condemn wa-ay before socialism: *corporate bailouts *private equity *stock buybacks *mass shootings *private health insurance *AI *ICE

Today's Informative Points: A swastika is a hate symbol, no one is eating your cats, vaccines don't cause autism and it's called the Gulf of Mexico. #Trump #Vaccines #NoNazis

WE FOUND THE FRAUD! Turning Point USA leader, the former GOP state Rep Austin Smith has pled guilty to attempted election fraud in Arizona, after he was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign. #TPUSA #CharlieKirk

Proposition: If 100 people can afford to donate $1.1 billion to federal elections (which is how much the 100 richest Americans contributed in 2024), then they can afford to pay higher taxes. #NoBillionaires #TaxTheRich

Natalie Greene, a 26-year-old Republican staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-N.J.), told police she was ambushed on a forest trail — zip-tied, her shirt pulled over her head, slashed with a sharp object, and branded with political graffiti Investigators now say she staged the entire incident

The US military "accidentally" invaded Mexico, claiming that the shifting river terrain caused confusion. The US military has some of the best intelligence gathering on the planet, and wants you to believe they misjudged where their own border was. #TrumpFascist #Mexico

Yo Karoline Leavitt - • MAGA is a terrorist group • A swastika is a hate symbol • It’s called the Gulf of Mexico • Vaccines do NOT cause autism • ICE is just KKK in a new uniform

When Trump was booked in NYC his height and weight were 5’10 287. That’s a bmi of 41 making him morbidly obese. That’s an actual piggy. #Trump #QuietPiggy