Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭

How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You: If they forgive you.

The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it

Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability

I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one

Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school

Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂

Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s

It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome

She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant

A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄

Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being

Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book

Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps

I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit

The problem with religion is that it can be very invasive. Religious people don’t care that every human has the right to live their lives exactly how they see fit. For some reason they think that right only applies to them & the people who have the same beliefs as them.

I used to want to be a Flight Attendant so bad but it never happened for me. Now, I look back, glad asf bc they be miserable, they paid less than I am now & they have to deal with so many types of people. I think I was being saved

YT bitches who eat Caesar salad be messy asf

Yall don’t remember being young asf & going into spice cabinet and trying different seasonings, herbs, and spices to see what their flavor was

I didn’t know I was supposed to respect older men who consistently try to holla at me

Next they’re gonna be calling Charlie a martyr

In a way, today is 9-9-9 because 2+0+2+5=9

Protect yall kids! My daughter just told me about one of her friends (IN FKN MIDDLE SCHOOL) who had grown men sending her dick pics on Snapchat

Yes Ladies 👏🏾 We suing mfs & finding creative ways to do it 😂🥳

The reason I had privilege as a Black American woman living in Latin America came down to my autonomy. Male chauvinism or “machismo” culture creates a society that is hyper dependent on women conforming to rigid gender roles as nurturers & domestic laborers. Leaving women to rely on men as providers

You’re not really a girl’s girl if you want a man who’s a gentleman but isn’t a gentleman to all women. That’s usually an indicator of trust wounds. In which case, if you can’t trust HIM, why should you punish other women for it? And if you can trust him, why not do it?

In honor of their first studio album “Sept. 5” I’d like to wish you all a Happy DVSN Day!

They scared to come outsideeeeee

Roku be on some wild shit. Why did I just see a commercial for dog sex toys.

It’s gonna be the year 2199 and niggas still gone be asking women what you bring hover table 💀

“Just give them a chance” — a globally weaponized phrase against women

There’s nothing wrong with not being able to afford things but don’t attack the people who want more, expect more, or require more than what you can provide. It’s not absurd to have a preference for luxury treatment. Women wont tell y’all this but broke men are mean. Stingy men are annoying

My ex got one more week with whoever he dealing with then I’m pulling the plug on it ✂️🕯️🫙🧲🔮

Deadass, kids don’t need to celebrate their birthday’s until they can understand dates & times, otherwise they won’t even realize when their birthday is & from ages 1-4 whatever you save by not throwing them a party can be used for when they’re school aged and socialized with other children

I skipped lunch today. But I ate a cupcake. I feel gross

It’s basic pretty privilege to get free things at convenient stores, have your gas paid for at gas stations, get discounts and comped meals and drinks at restaurants. Not so common pretty privilege is to get jobs, recognition, & opportunities.

Do yall have lizards in New York?

I done started lifting heavy for fewer reps. Ima check back in in a couple weeks

This might ruffle a few feathers but, some of yall aren’t “lover girls” you’re just stupid, desperate, or delusional 🗣️🤦🏾‍♀️

As soon as I heard the Jets2Holiday music I knew it was over for buddy

Lmao 🤣😂 tell me why I walked in on my dad listening to 80’s cocaine music just vibin

Beef tallow for clear skin

Crypto/NFT men can NEVER be trusted

I got so high last night I heard the neighborhood cat speak to me telepathically

Pronounces the “L” in salmon Can’t stay hard either a condom on Lives in New York Does crypto / NFT’s Truck drivers Doesn’t have equal custody of his children Likes scary & gory films Asks “what do you bring to the table” Has a dangling earring Is a sexy struggling artist

Just found out about “narcissistic spirituality” stage in development & it blew my mind

Mfs don’t even be good at shit but they put in the work, they’re consistent, & they’re delusional making it the perfect recipe for mediocrity

Black women, do yall know there’s an egregious & overwhelming consensus that we don’t workout? Forget the fact that we are often primary caregivers & carry the weight of the world on our backs, they don’t see us in the gym & they all think that BW don’t care about our bodies & our health. 🙄

Why do we say “buckle up” when it’s something that takes a downward motion to complete?

My biggest Scorpio flex is I’m not afraid to speak my mind, be honest, or tell ppl how their actions made me feel. Ive always advocated for myself & others