It’s more of a red flag for a man to say he’s a Tory Lanez fan than to say he just doesn’t like Megan Thee Sallion

How you got a breeding kink but you don’t like kids? 🤔😂

As Black Women, it’s up to us to eradicate Sickle Cell. There’s no reason for us in 2025 to be having babies with men who carry the gene if we know that gene also runs in our family. Your future children do not deserve to live such a complicated & painful life.

You better start being humble bc when God has to humble you, he gone take away that side tooth

Black will never go out of style

You can taste when a black person made the potato salad

The older I get, the less I care about masking. The less I mask, the more I realize I’m on the spectrum

Freckled people are the Dalmatians of humanity

Performative Masculinity is hearing a woman say “I prefer to be in control” and taking offense to it

I love Mexican food but I hate how it runs through me 😂

Raven gone end up looking like Whoopi

My dad saw me buy an 8th from my lil brother so he asked to see it. I showed him the baggie & he said, “Back in the day our nuggets were bigger.” I looked at him and said, back in the day yall had seeds in yall nuggets, this ain’t not Reggie” 😂😂😂😂

Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭

How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You: If they forgive you.

The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it

Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability

I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one

Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school

Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂

Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s

It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome

She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant

A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄

Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being

Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book

Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps

I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit

The problem with religion is that it can be very invasive. Religious people don’t care that every human has the right to live their lives exactly how they see fit. For some reason they think that right only applies to them & the people who have the same beliefs as them.

I used to want to be a Flight Attendant so bad but it never happened for me. Now, I look back, glad asf bc they be miserable, they paid less than I am now & they have to deal with so many types of people. I think I was being saved

YT bitches who eat Caesar salad be messy asf

Yall don’t remember being young asf & going into spice cabinet and trying different seasonings, herbs, and spices to see what their flavor was

I didn’t know I was supposed to respect older men who consistently try to holla at me

Next they’re gonna be calling Charlie a martyr

In a way, today is 9-9-9 because 2+0+2+5=9

Protect yall kids! My daughter just told me about one of her friends (IN FKN MIDDLE SCHOOL) who had grown men sending her dick pics on Snapchat

Yes Ladies 👏🏾 We suing mfs & finding creative ways to do it 😂🥳

The reason I had privilege as a Black American woman living in Latin America came down to my autonomy. Male chauvinism or “machismo” culture creates a society that is hyper dependent on women conforming to rigid gender roles as nurturers & domestic laborers. Leaving women to rely on men as providers

You’re not really a girl’s girl if you want a man who’s a gentleman but isn’t a gentleman to all women. That’s usually an indicator of trust wounds. In which case, if you can’t trust HIM, why should you punish other women for it? And if you can trust him, why not do it?

In honor of their first studio album “Sept. 5” I’d like to wish you all a Happy DVSN Day!

They scared to come outsideeeeee

Roku be on some wild shit. Why did I just see a commercial for dog sex toys.

It’s gonna be the year 2199 and niggas still gone be asking women what you bring hover table 💀

“Just give them a chance” — a globally weaponized phrase against women

There’s nothing wrong with not being able to afford things but don’t attack the people who want more, expect more, or require more than what you can provide. It’s not absurd to have a preference for luxury treatment. Women wont tell y’all this but broke men are mean. Stingy men are annoying

My ex got one more week with whoever he dealing with then I’m pulling the plug on it ✂️🕯️🫙🧲🔮

Deadass, kids don’t need to celebrate their birthday’s until they can understand dates & times, otherwise they won’t even realize when their birthday is & from ages 1-4 whatever you save by not throwing them a party can be used for when they’re school aged and socialized with other children

I skipped lunch today. But I ate a cupcake. I feel gross

It’s basic pretty privilege to get free things at convenient stores, have your gas paid for at gas stations, get discounts and comped meals and drinks at restaurants. Not so common pretty privilege is to get jobs, recognition, & opportunities.

Do yall have lizards in New York?