Acht-tung! Bayern roar back into action with an 8-1 demolition of Wolfsburg. No sign of Yule lag from Munich. @fcbayernmunich.bsky.social are still Unofficial European Champions. Next up is Köln.

Zero to Hero. Martinelli bags a hat trick to secure a 4-1 win against Portsmouth. Arsenal go 1-0 down after five minutes but fight back to retain the crown. @arsenalfc.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Chelsea.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5415 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Portsmouth F.C. (challenger) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal F.C. 🏆 (champion) #PORARS #FACup ⏰ 14:00 GMT/ 15:00 CET 🏟 Fratton Park (Portsmouth) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Chelsea F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 @swfc.co.uk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Weekend Preview Back up to two matches. Sunday Portsmouth v Arsenal Bayern Munich v VFL Wolfsburg Chance of change 10%

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇸🇳🌐🇲🇱 Senegal march east. A 1-0 win over Mali sees them seize the land. They significantly increase their border and potential opponents.

In a match devoid of much entertainment Arsenal retain the crown. A rather drab 0-0 against Liverpool sees the gunners hold on to the title. @arsenalfc.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Portsmouth.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5414 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal F.C. 🏆 (champion) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool F.C. (challenger) #ARSLIV #EPL ⏰ 20:00 GMT/ 21:00 CET 🏟 Emirates Stadium (London) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Portsmouth F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 Barnsley F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 AFCON quarter final preview. Just the one match qualifies. Mali v Senegal 🇲🇱 V 🇸🇳 As this is knockout football all extra time and penalties will count.

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇨🇮🌐🇧🇫 Côte d'Ivoire are on the map. A 3-0 win over Burkina Faso sees them move North. The north west of Africa will look a lot different by the end of AFCON.

Midweek Preview. Just the one match. Bayern are playing but friendlies don't count. Thursday Arsenal v Liverpool Chance of change 14%

Rice Rice Gaby! Arsenal hold onto the crown with a thrilling 3-2 win over Bournemouth. Despite going behind they showed real grit to take the win. @arsenalfc.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Liverpool.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5414 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 AFC Bournemouth (challenger) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal F.C. 🏆 (champion) #BOUARS #EPL ⏰ 17:30 GMT/ 18:30 CET 🏟 Vitality Stadium (Bournemouth) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Liverpool F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 @tottenhamhotspur.com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 AFCON round of 16 preview. One match qualifies. Tuesday 06/01 Côte d'Ivoire v Burkina Faso Neither nation is on the map yet. A win will expand their borders and give them a bigger chance of conquest in the future. Knockout football means extra time and penalties count.

🔥Today is #EUFCC matchday #5994🔥 @safc.com 🏆 (champions) 🆚 @mancity.com (contenders) #SUNMCI #PremierLeague ⏲️ 20.00 GMT 🏟️ Stadium of Light, Sunderland ____________________ Next up: 🛡️ @tottenhamhotspur.com or 🔄 @chelseafcn.bsky.social

Weekend Preview Bournemouth v Arsenal Just the one game. @arsenalfc.bsky.social travel to the coast to take on @afc-bournemouth.bsky.social . Arsenal are in fantastic form and will be on a high from reclaiming the crown.

🚨 Title lost 🚨 Aston Villa are outgunned! 5 matches after seizing the crown, from Arsenal, Villa have it wrestled from their grasp. A commanding 4-1 win sees Arsenal holding the crown over the new year. @arsenalfc.bsky.social are the new Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Bournemouth

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇨🇩🌐🇧🇼 DR Congo pick up even more land. A convincing 3-0 win over Botswana sees them move further south. They now own much of central and southern Africa. Can anyone stop them?

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5413 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal F.C. (challenger) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa F.C. 🏆 (champion) #ARSAVL #EPL ⏰ 20:15 GMT/ 21:15 CET 🏟 Emirates Stadium (London) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Nottingham Forest F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 AFC Bournemouth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇿🇦🌐🇻🇺 South Africa move further north. They defeat Zimbabwe 3-2 to seize the land. South Africa now share a border with DR Congo.

Midweek preview. Arsenal v Aston Villa. It doesn't get any easier for Villa. Straight from beating Chelsea they have to take on the league leaders. Both @avfc-official.bsky.social and @arsenalfc.bsky.social are in tremendous form. Who will end the year with the crown? Chance of change 75%

Villa march on. That's five wins on the bounce. After being dominated in the first half it looked like the crown would be staying in that London. But Aston Villa fight back to beat Chelsea 2-1. @avfc-official.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Arsenal.

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 Uganda miss a late penalty and the chance to seize Tanzania. It finishes 1-1 so no change. You get nothing for a draw in this game.

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇨🇲🌐🇬🇦 Cameroon push south. A 1-0 win over Gabon sees Cameroon get onto the map. Their increased border doesn't increase their potential opponents but they now surround Equatorial Guinea.

Weekend Preview. Just one match. Chelsea v Aston Villa. @chelseafcn.bsky.social are looking to reclaim their Official title. They are in decent form but face a Villa that are flying. @avfc-official.bsky.social are in excellent form and will hope to retain the crown. Chance of change 40%

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 AFCON preview. 24/12 Cameron v Gabon 27/12 Uganda v Tanzania 29/12 Zimbabwe v South Africa 30/12 Botswana v DR Congo

Villa see off Man Utd! Aston Villa maintain their excellent form and retain the crown over Christmas. @avfc-official.bsky.social remain Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Chelsea on 27th December. Our other Champions don't play until 11/01. In that time Aston Villa will play 5 games.

Bayern march on. A convincing 4-0 win over Heidenheim sees Munich retain the crown. They will hold the crown into the new year. @fcbayernmunich.bsky.social are still Unofficial European Champions. Next up is VFL Wolfsburg on 11th of January.

🚨Title Lost 🚨 🦗➡️😇 Grasshopper enter the One and Done club. They are defeated 2-1 by St Gallen. A Saint will wear the Crown for Christmas. St Gallen are the new Unofficial Europa Champions. Next up is FC Winterthur on 27th of January.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5411 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa F.C. 🏆 (champion) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester United F.C. (challenger) #AVLMUN #EPL ⏰ 16:30 GMT/ 17:30 CET 🏟 Villa Park (Birmingham) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Chelsea F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 @newcastleunited.com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Weekend Preview Super Sunday Grasshopper v St Gallen Aston Villa v Manchester United Heidenheim v Bayern Munich Chance of change - 44%

🚨 Title Lost 🚨 👶➡️🦗 It's (Young) boys against men! Grasshopper hammer Young Boys 6-2 to seize the title. Luke Plange scores 4 and goes straight to the top of the Europa Golden Boot chart. Grasshopper Club Zurich are the new Unofficial Europa Champions. Next up is St Gallen

Midweek Preview Just one game. Young Boys v Grasshopper Club Zurich Young Boys have turned their form around since gaining the crown and are favourites here. Grasshopper are in poor form but will be eager to seize the crown. Chance of change - 15%

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇯🇴🌐🇸🇦 Jordan defeat Saudi Arabia 1-0. They get through to the final but, more importantly, take a huge chunk of land. They share a border with a lot more challengers now.

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 Arab Cup. Saudi Arabia v Jordan As this is a cup game any extra time, it penalties, count. The winner will occupy a large chunk of the middle east.

Mainz nearly pull off the impossible! The team at the bottom of the league were close to seizing the crown from the Bayern Behemoth. A late penalty rescues a 2-2 draw for Bayern Munich. @fcbayernmunich.bsky.social are still Unofficial European Champions. Next up is Heidenheim.

Aston Villa down another London club. Villa go behind twice but keep battling to take a 3-2 win against West Ham. @avfc-official.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Manchester United.

Young Boys defend their title. A 2-0 win over FC Luzern sees the Youngsters retain the crown. Next up is Grasshopper Club Zurich.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5410 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 West Ham United F.C. (challenger) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa F.C. 🏆 (champion) #WHUAVL #EPL ⏰ 14:00 GMT / 15:00 CET 🏟 London Stadium (London) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 Manchester United F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 Manchester City F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🌍 Global Domination 🌍 🇯🇴🌐🇮🇶 The Arab Cup sees some movement on the map. Jordan defeat Iraq 1-0 to gain the territory. They now share a border with three more countries.

Weekend Preview Super Sunday Young Boys v FC Luzern West Ham v Aston Villa Bayern Munich v Mainz 05 Chance of change - 26%

Villa retain the crown. A 2-1 win over FC Basel sees Aston Villa retain the title. The only one of our champions not to lose! @avfc-official.bsky.social remain Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is West Ham.

Today is #UFCC MATCHDAY #5409 🇨🇭FC Basel 1893 (challenger) 🆚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa F.C. 🏆 (champion) #FCBAVL #UEL ⏰ 21:00 CET 🏟 St. Jakob-Park (Basel) __ Next possible challengers: 🛡 West Ham United F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔄 FC Lausanne-Sport 🇨🇭

🚨 Title lost 🚨 🇲🇫➡️🇨🇭 Zut alors! Lille are one and done. Young Boys beat the champions 1-0 to claim the crown. The crown travels to Switzerland for the first time. Young Boys are the new Unofficial Europa Champions. Next up is FC Luzern.

🚨 Title lost 🚨 🇵🇹➡️🇩🇪 Sporting had a good run but it has been ended by Bayern. Bayern had a run of 13 games as Unofficial Conference Champions but have traded up. @fcbayernmunich.bsky.social are the new Unofficial European Champions. Next up is Mainz.

Midweek Preview. Away in a danger! Tuesday Bayern Munich v Sporting CP Thursday BSC Young Boys v Lille FC Basel v Aston Villa Chance of change - 100%!!!

🚨 Title lost 🚨 Arsenal are outgunned! Aston Villa take the crown with a last minute winner. 2-1 to the Villa. Birmingham > That London. @avfc-official.bsky.social are the new Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is a trip to Basel.

Sporting retain the title. Jose Mourinhos Benfica aren't special enough to gain the crown. A 1-1 draw sees Sporting match onwards. @sportingcp.bsky.social are still Unofficial European Champions. Next up is the little matter of Bayern Munich.

🚨 Title lost 🚨 Marseille goodbye! Lille defeat the champions 1-0 to seize the crown. Lille went on an 18 match run last year. Can they get close to that this year? @losc.fr are the new Unofficial Europa Champions. Next up is Young Boys.

Weekend Preview. The Gameweek of uncertainty. Friday Lille v Marseille Benfica v Sporting Saturday Aston Villa v Arsenal Chance of change 51%

2-0 to the Arsenal! A reasonably comfortable win over Brentford for the Gunners. @arsenalfc.bsky.social are still Unofficial Conference Champions. Next up is Aston Villa.