They gave us £25M for Sancho while we gave them £60M for Mount….

Man City😭😭😭

Phase 1 Maresca is 2 points ahead of Phase 6 Arteta 😭

Liverpool’s game postponed. Man United’s game postponed. Man City drew Arsenal drew Chelsea won in the title race this week.

Sometimes even the biggest hater has to appreciate greatness. Cole Palmer is HIM

SOLANKEEE HOLD THAT CHELSEA HAHAHAHA

Others are worried about Spurs VS Chelsea while I’m worried about Leicester VS Brighton

It’s sad that every new season is our worst season

You all better pray we don’t win this game, a lot of you will cry ...

Onana and Martinez trying their best to get Amorim sacked

We don’t deserve this pain man

Enough time has passed, it’s time to apologize.

There’s a certain man who’s 39 years old yet somehow has 50 G/A in 2024. I’m now going to say who though.

If anyone ever calls you a failure, just remind them that you have the same out of Premier League goals as Jadon Sancho in 2024 despite never playing a single game

We’re coming back.

Haaland will never disrespect his elders again😭

Foden trying to replicate his last season form

What shall it profit a man to thrash Real Madrid & Bayern just to be embarrassed by Celta Vigo and Las Palmas?

Zirkzee did.

Nah who stole his gun😭

0 goals in 17 games.

Nah who made this 😭

Is this a tribute to Manchester United because why is red everywhere😭😭

Pep 😭😭😭

This Pep Guardiola new contract:

Almost like our destiny is tied to Man City, both of us can’t be good at the same time

Life has been good since this guy left my club.

There’s an imposter among us

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE IN THE TOP 10

-Zirkzee 2 goals. -Rashford 2 goals. -Bruno 2 assists. -Amad 2 assists. -Onana Clean sheet. -4 goals. -Title charge back on -Ruben Amorim is the best manager in the world. THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED.

Sometimes you just gotta hold up your hands and accept greatness. Cole Palmer is INSANE

Everton wanted £80M for this guy btw, hold your 4 goals bro😭

Damn I’m hard.

Say it quietly but Amorim is slowly bringing us back into this title race

I was hearing names like Haaland & Jackson

Man United winning 2-0 Chelsea winning 2-0 Then there’s Spurs

Premier League this season: Saka in one half- 3 G/A Foden all season- 1 G/A

Barcelona have fed us now it’s time for Arsenal to feed us. Get all your cooking materials ready kings🤝

You can never be happy for too long as a Manchester United fan

NO FUCKING WAY ARE WE LOSING 😭😭😭

Bro has us scoring in the first minute of every game. He’s insane

GARNACHOOOO AHH WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WOLRDDD

Chelsea when they hear the conference league anthem:

I know a certain 5’8 man that would’ve gotten a 10 for this.

Rivalry aside, it’s sad when injuries ruin a baller

😭😭😭

Friendly reminder that Mbappe cost just £0

A real hater never gives up. I’ll be there for Arne Slot’s downfall no matter what

I wonder what bro will do after the Liverpool game on Sunday 😭😭😭

Man city are in a crisis in 2nd while Chelsea fans are shamelessly celebrating 3rd like they won the World Cup 😭