🌶️📚 From the author who specializes in dangerous cinnamon roll MMCs... Dark Prison (Gray Tower Series Book 1) A standalone spicy romance 🔥 by J. M. Brister 💙📚 Protector Romance · Soft-but-Lethal Hero · Slow Burn 🔗 amzn.to/2Uf7QX3 #Author #Books #Romance #Writing

💙📚 COVER REVEAL 🌶️📚 I'm so excited to finally share the cover for Mechanical Soldier, done by @thecovercollection.bsky.social ! It's been two and a half years since my last release, & I'm so happy that my new book will be out in August: a.co/d/0eWR6DCX #Author #Books #Romance #Writing

From the author who specializes in dangerous cinnamon roll MMCs... Manic Deception (Book 5 Gray Tower Series) A standalone spicy romance 🔥 by J. M. Brister Secret Identity 💙📚 Masked Man 🌶️📚 Double Life 🔗 amzn.to/3hqswsN #Author #Books #Romance #Writing

Rainbow pictures from yesterday evening after a thunderstorm. And yes, we were lucky to catch a double rainbow. ❤️ #photography #weather #happy

From the author who specializes in dangerous cinnamon roll MMCs... Wicked Fascination · A standalone spicy romance · by J. M. Brister Protector 💙📚 Forced Proximity 🌶️📚 Slow Burn 🔗 amzn.to/3kaYZ6L #Author #Books #Romance #Writing

🎧 Here is my April Top Tracks. I bounced back and forth between emotionally devastating music and thundering heavy-hitters. Such a good month for music. 🖤 #metal #metalmusic #music

🎧April Top Bands: 1. Gaerea 2. Panzerfaust 3. Gojira 4. Harakiri for the Sky 5. Kardashev 6. Grima 7. Imperial Triumphant 8. Archspire 9. The Ocean 10. Born of Osiris 11. The Amity Affliction 12. Devourment 13. Meshuggah 14. After the Burial 15. Vildhjarta 16. Party Cannon 17. Deafheaven 18. Opeth

Sir, I was wearing that jacket, but okay then. #cats #siamesecat

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It’s actually so beautiful that I came out of my hermit cave and enjoyed the day. The red maple on the front is getting its leaves, and I am so happy. It’s such a gorgeous tree.

He was dangerous enough. Getting close made it worse Beauty & the Beast 💙📚 Enemies to Lovers 🌶️📚 Bodyguard 🪐📚 Grumpy/Sunshine Book Three of the Gray Tower Series · A standalone, spicy romance 🔗 amzn.to/2qPQwyl #romancebooks #Romancelandia #WritingCommunity

New birthday sweatshirt just dropped from my sister. Siamese plus adorableness equals amazing. #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky

The mission was supposed to be easy. Pretending wasn't. Enemies to Lovers · Pretend Girlfriend · Grumpy/Sunshine Book Two of the Gray Tower Series · A standalone, spicy romance 🔗 amzn.to/2GCJOQC

🎧Top songs for January🎧 1. Submerged - Gaerea 2. Phoenix - Gaerea 3. Besides Cliffs and Chasms - Kardashev 4. Cellar of Ghosts - Kardashev 5. Conscium - Kardashev 6. Hellbound - Gaerea 7. Scars to Your Beautiful - OCEANS 8. Cognitive Sedation Butchery - Devourment 9. Lux - Kardeshev (1/4)

🎧My top artists for January🎧 1 Kardashev 2 Gaerea 3 Machine Head 4 Killswitch Engage 5 The Ocean 6 Gojira 7 Meshuggah 8 Harakiri for the Sky 9 Devourment 10 Lorna Shore 11 Sepultura 12 Panzerfaust 13 Deafheaven 14 Cannibal Corpse 15 Party Cannon 16 vildhjarta 17 Katatonia 18 After the Burial

Dad Jokes February Edition™️ "Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?" "Yes, it's February 14th." Yes. I'm here all month, everyone. 🤣 ❤️ 💕 ❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕 #dadjokes #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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Hey friends! My January newsletter is out now! I actually have some good news for you! 😊 Check it out now: 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️ 🏂 🐧 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️ 🏂 🐧 #amreading #author #authorlife #books #reading #romance #romancebooks #writing

🎧Top bands for 2025🎧 (23,582 minutes) 1 Gojira 2 Meshuggah 3 The Ocean 4 Killswitch Engage 5 Gaerea 6 Lorna Shore 7 Machine Head 8 Devourment 9 Harakiri for the Sky 10 Opeth 11 Kardeshev 12 Panzerfaust 13 Party Cannon 14 Leprous 15 Sleep music 16 Katatonia 17 vildhjarta 18. 😴💤 19 Sepultura 20 🛌💤

I didn't realize this was an option, but hey, it's good to have choices. I guess? 🤣 🪵🪓🪵🪓🪵🪓🪵🪓 #darkhumor #dankmemes #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

🎧My top songs for December🎧 1. Scars to Your Beautiful - OCEANS 2. Sun//Eater - Lorna Shore 3. Submerged - Gaerea 4. Burden of Light - Deathstroke 5. Cellar of Ghosts - Kardashev 6. Babyk!ller - Devourment 7. Conscium (Instrumental) - Kardashev (1/4)

Dad Jokes January Edition™️ What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment? Chilly sauce. Yes. I'm here all month, everyone. 🤣 ☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️ #dadjokes #funny #humor #laugh #lol

We all know deep down that the spring mix we promise to eat is going to end up in the vegetable hospice. Just leave it be at the store. Save it from a rotten death. 🥬 🥕 🫑 🥦🫛 🫜 #dankmemes #food #funny #healthy #humor #lol #meme #memes #yummy

🎧 My top artists of December: 1. Kardeshev 2. Lorna Shore 3. Killswitch Engage 4. Gojira 5. Meshuggah 6. Devourment 7. Gaerea 8. The Ocean 9. Harakiri for the Sky 10. Party Cannon 11. Panzerfaust 12. OCEANS 13. Deafheaven 14. vildhjarta 15. Born of Osiris 16 Katla 17 Opeth 18 Cannibal Corpse

Okay…hear me out: Stranger Things but it’s present day, and every time Vecna tries to invade someone’s mind they’re like, “Oh, finally! No one wants to talk to me about my life. Someone to trauma dump on.” And they proceed to sit and talk Vecna to death. The end.

Trying to get a selfie moment with Teddy, and he is NOT having it. 🤣

Doctors really act like the bloodwork they order for patients comes directly out of their pocket. 🙃

One day out at Thanksgiving cost me two days of recovering and a week of illness. Don't take for granted the time someone who is immunocompromised spends with you.

🎧 My belated November Apple Music Top Artists: 1. The Ocean 2. vildhjarta 3. Kardashev 4. Meshuggah 5. Devourment 6. Lorna Shore 7. Party Cannon 8. Machine Head 9. Panzerfaust 🇨🇦 10. Opeth

I may be able to write well, but my verbal skills just aren't there. They knew what I meant, right? 🤣 ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life #lol #meme #memes

I just need everyone to know that I was in the top 500 listeners in Apple Music for Devourment and The Ocean Collective for 2025. This is a great honor, and I will treat it with great reverence. 😁

I wanted to share that I started up an ASMR channel, strictly for fun. It's just relaxing for me, & apparently this is a type of ASMR that other people like but can't find. It's 1st person POV, lo-fi, no tapping, no whispering, cozy setting, focusing on choice & object handling. See if you like it.

🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for October: 1.) Gojira 2.) Gaerea 3.) Meshuggah 4.) Harakiri for the Sky 5.) The Ocean 6.) Devourment 7.) Lorna Shore 8.) Party Cannon 9.) Imperial Triumphant 10.) Machine Head

Hey friends! My November newsletter is out! You should check it out for the sole fact that I haven't had the energy to make one in like six months. 🤣 ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #author #authorlife #life #me #newsletters #romance #romanceauthor #update

Me: Okay. One...two...three...six...wait. What was I on? Gosh darn it. I can't be the only one, right? ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ #caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life

This time on Dad Jokes™️... I really love the word “plethora.” It means a lot to me. Sorry. 😂 ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #bestoftheday #dadjokes #fun #funny #follow #followme #humor #laugh #jokes #lol #me #smile

Why am I even like this? This caffeine is defective. Who else is with me? ☕ ☕ ☕ = 😴 💤 💤 #caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #funny #humor #life #lol

Why did I wake up early this morning and go, “You know what I need to go back to sleep…Sanguisugabogg.” And I put them on and went back to sleep. 🎧 What is wrong with me?

This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common. #cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme

🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for September: Top artists: 1.) Gojira 2.) Gaerea 3.) Lorna Shore 4.) Harakiri for the Sky 5.) Panzerfaust (Canadian) 6.) Killswitch Engage 7.) The Ocean 8.) Born of Osiris 9.) Meshuggah 10.) After The Burial

Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. 😂 #dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket. #dadjokes #humor #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol

My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight. #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes

My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures. Photo by my daughter. ❤️ #Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday

🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us. #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music

I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament. Unfortunately, all the good players were hard to find. 🫠 🫠 🫠 #dadjokes #humor #joke #laugh #lol #funny

I don't even know what's up there. I'm not checking. But it must be important, and I can never get rid of it. #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes

Oh, yay. A $1,400 doctor's appointment. 😭

He was born for the job and practice all his life. Now, it is his time... #cat #cats #memes #meme #dankmemes #funny #dankmeme #humor #lol #funny #cathumor

Dad jokes: author edition. I'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter. 🫠 🫠 🫠 #bestoftheday #dadjokes #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol