Once again I return here and 70% of my feed is US sports. Off I trot once again

As much as I wanted to use this space, until I know people, BlueSky push random American sports posts on me. No. I will not stand for that shit. However Threads is quite fun - see me there threads.com/@alfeyyyy until I can find a reason to return here!

Because of Arnie, an American has definitely unironically said ‘hasta la vista’ in Germany

After watching them about 47,265 times, it's nice to see 'professional reacts to paranoid android or Life of Brian' videos on YouTube. It's cute to hear their reaction, but I'm fkucn offended they didn't already know them intimately therefore their opinion is INVALID!!

Bad Bunny being the most popular artist of the year is proof that democracy is flawed people are fukcn dumb www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m so drunk and desperate for a cheap flight, I accepted cookies

An annoying quirk of the terminus which is becoming more common. No train for 6 mins (uncharacteristic for the tube) then 5 in 7 mins Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)

Arsenal are a joke If they want to win these sorts of games, they need to hire the Villa manager to show them how it’s done

Trump to FIFA: Give me your made up peace prize or I will bomb the stadiums with my navy gunners

Awe is a weird one You could have some awe and it would be awesome but if you were full of it, it would be awful

Trump’s made up Peace Prize by a corrupt sports administration is the ULTIMATE participation trophy for a snowflake

Cricket can be really interesting to follow from a scorecard at the end of a day’s play. But it takes 5 days for them to finish a match and someone has to watch the entire thing

I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. But my enthusiasm has been curbed by Cheryl’s real life husband RFK and his MAHA madness. I can’t take her seriously anymore And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club Larry had a lucky escape

This is a man's watch and it's supposed to cost £480 proper minging

My shitty plumber just installed a wash basin at ANKLE LEVEL!! just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!

What the fudge? I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar

Here's one for my sole follower and only friend @meetalleeka.bsky.social A crossover of your two favourite things Darth Marenghi

I can’t say I like Pluribus (yet) I can’t say I dislike it but all I know is it’s so fucking slow! it reminds me of the first season of Breaking Bad which my friend was watching at the time of release. He said he had to fast-forward any bit without dialogue

Sacha Lord is very involved in the night life sector, first as a prominent promoter and later as an industry body leader and advisor to politicians Like the Ministry of Sound founder, I’d love for him to be ennobled, purely for the name of Lord Lord

Meat Loaf was a vegetarian for 11 years

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