Hamhock
@barapg.bsky.social
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leggo 30 || they/it || gainer || pp pumper
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Hamhock
Dubbz Beaw
14 days ago
When ur mean to me this is who ur mean to
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Me one week ago: “I’m gonna be a good boy and only go to Folsom for a bit if at all bc I wanna be a good boy and get work done” Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck”
14 days ago
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for my fellow mpreggers. $40 was worth the boner this gave me.
19 days ago
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cozy tech job = sitting at a desk with my sac hanging every day 🔥
24 days ago
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Grandma was right, jerking off will make me go blind (i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭)
about 2 months ago
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sometimes when i’m on The Apps(tm) and see an IRL friend in there I really wanna slide into their DM’s and do the whole “u up? send pic” bit for shits n giggles
about 2 months ago
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best part of Dore was how many times the following happened: me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet* them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy* me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤
2 months ago
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🥵😵💫😍🐮
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3 months ago
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lately finding more community in kink than I ever did in music. also, funnily enough, meeting more musicians who I actually vibe with within kink 🤪 who woulda thought
3 months ago
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Chubspotting @ Bigger Vegas
3 months ago
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the amount of mobility scooters here is both hilarious and hot as fuck
3 months ago
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in a surprising turn of events, i’ll be accompanying a daddy to Bigger Vegas this weekend. anybody who’ll be there hmu i’m trying to play with some bellies and stuff 👀
3 months ago
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i’m a cow now. moo 🐮
3 months ago
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@atownbtm.bsky.social
well shit lmaoooo
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4 months ago
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from a sesh the other night
loading . . .
6 months ago
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*reads account of 19th century sadboi losing his mind over a woman out of his league* me: lol fuckin nerd *finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is* me: i get it now bro
6 months ago
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wow i’m super fucking low right now thank god i saved the quart of ice cream i got a week ago
8 months ago
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why is it whenever i hang out shirtless i immediately fall into a bate 😵💫
8 months ago
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not me signing up for a weight training class at school this coming semester lol
10 months ago
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idk why my screen time glitched out so bad…at the same time holy fuck this is hot 🥵
10 months ago
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just another one of those nights where my hand can’t stay away from my dick
11 months ago
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tried electrostim on my gut today after a bunch of mentos and diet coke, really catered to my mpreg kink 🥵
11 months ago
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bate sesh
11 months ago
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fatass
11 months ago
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Reintroduction thred: Name: Hamhock (or Klaus) Pronouns: he/they/whatever Location: Oakland Interests: movies, music, gooning Vocation: semipro musician
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11 months ago
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back when i was 230
11 months ago
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aite we here now
11 months ago
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