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Good morning boys and bears, don't you love it when you wake up and immediately know it's going to be a though day in terms of mental health? At least it's Fursday and I can look at all you sexy people living in my phone. 🤗 I offer the usual moobs as my contribution! Have a good day everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, The Beargles are playing in the background and it's apparently "Just another mono Monday". 😌 Yes , my jokes are not getting any better.🫣 Anyway have some furry moobs for your viewing please including *checks notes* "dramatic lighting". Have a good week everyone! 😘

Good morning boys and bears, the old man's bladder woke me up, so I can as well post some smut before trying to get back to sleep, right? 😉 After posting the "jockstrap front" earlier this week people were asking for the backside, so here we go. Have a good Sunday everyone! 😘🐻

QTP with your favourite main protagonist in a video game that's not mario or sonic. The end left me sobbing for hours. 🥴

Good afternoon boys and bears, wanted to post earlier but for whatever reason people bugged me with work related stuff. On a Friday, what the hell. 🙄 Jockstraps arrived, people wanted to see it.🙈 And yes that's totally a 2 XL size because I am a bear shaped individum. Just want to /1

@gaydankenchaos.bsky.social Halt so weil ich nicht auf deinen Thread antworten kann. 😘

Good morning boys and bears, this is 50 shades of bear! Ok...it's just 3 and not really shades and erm...whatever! 🥴 Before work, after work and drunk and horny! Yes, this post is getting worse by the minute. 🙈 Anyway let me know which "state" works best for you! Happy Fursday everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, if you are into hairy backsides, this is for you. If you are into hairy all around (or hairy and round 🙈) the full Bearytale package might be for you. 😋 Not much hair can be found on my head though, that escaped elsewhere apparently. 🥴 Happy Humpday! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, that MRI yesterday ( or the contrast medium they gave me) kicked my fuzzy butt. Was in bed by 8 pm with shivers, headache etc. 🥴 So for tummy Tuesday you get an older pic with the holy trinity of belly, balls and softy. Have a good day everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, had a bit of a shit night as I got an MRI appointment in a couple of hours and could definitely use some positive energy. 😵‍💫🥴 Second MRI within 6 months and I am not a fan. Anyway some MM pits and bits, feel free to take a whiff if that's your thing. 😉😘🐻

Breaking news boys and bears, we got sunshine! Just as I was about to grab my first coffee of the day a ray of light hit my left nipple. 😌 Not yet strong enough to heat it up adequately, so I still will have to rely on YOUR tongue, finger whatever! 😋 Have a good weekend everyone!

Good morning boys and bears, It's Friday and this week was once again exhausting as hell. I am bearly awake and got a nice conference call marathon ahead of me. 🥹☠️ Anyone want to check my pulse just to ensure that I am in fact still alive?🥴 Have a good day everyone and a glorious weekend.

Well....that video upload didn't work out as expected as BS apparently can't handle HDR? 🤔 Took it down again and you get an older picture instead. Still bit of a nipple theme going on. Maybe I will try a video again another time...🙄🙈 Happy Fursday everyone. 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, it's titties and Tanktop Tuesday. Hard to believe that there was a time where the sun was visible. That winter seems to be extra long and dark 🥴 Maybe we can try out this ancient shamanistic ritual where you play with my nipples and it will brighten our day? 😌🙈

Name a cover of a song you love more than the original. Cash did some amazing covers but this song is special. Made me genuinely cry when I heard it the first time. TW: Depression youtu.be/vM3HKEHdN-k?...

Might or might not have been bullied by certain people on here into buying my first jockstraps. Took a cheap model to see if I actually like them. And of course I took a size XL erm...S, of course S as I am such a delicate little bear. 🙈

What's your sign?

Good morning boys and bears, this work week was exhausting as hell. 🥴 Only way to recharge is extensive cuddling, so if anyone is into slightly overweight, hairy, middle aged *cough cough* men let me know. 🙈🫠 Don't repost please or both sides of your pillow will forever be too warm. ☠️

Name your fav gay and/or sapphic song Turbonegro - Are you ready for some darkness "Are you ready for some action? Are you ready for the void? Do you want to lose your mind tonight? Do you want to be a dirty boy?" youtu.be/j6ZehZ-w9KA?...

The kind of attitude we need these days: A big grocery store in Germany has posted content on social media which is very critical of the right wing party AFD in Germany. Now they are getting harassed by Nazi trolls online but decided to enhance their portfolio accordingly, offering an /1

Carnival season in Germany is officially over today and one of the most beloved traditions are the carnival floats mocking the political situation all over the world. Who would have thought Trump is (once again) at the center of it. "Europeans love me..." No Donny..fuck off.

Advertise your accent with a GIF *neutral German which apparently makes me sound like the "stereotypical German" from one of those American WW2 movies 🙄🥴 NEIN!

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. I was knee deep into everything grunge in the 90s and this masterpiece started it all (for me). Will forever be one of my favourite releases by a band.

As much as I appreciate every like and comment it's super creepy if you chain like everything I ever posted, follow me and then start reposting pictures without any sort of interaction. When your own account is nothing but reposts as well this will get you blocked immediately.

Quote this with your best chest pic please and thank you.

Inspired by the sexy beast @silverbeard.bsky.social I wish everyone a Happy Fursday as well. Immediately seek out a furry critter in close vicinity and start the cuddling process. You will feel 100 times better afterwards. Big bear promise! 😉😘

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/KDcgOpUp2nc?...

Introduce yourself with 5 songs Melanie - Ruby Tuesday Pixies - Where is my mind Dave Gahan - Shut me Down There is a light that never goes out - The Smiths The Handsome Family - Far from any road

Even though it feels like interaction on here has gone down a lot in the last couple of weeks (or maybe its just the stuff I post 🥴) feel free to hit me with a question. I feel like picking a question is easier than just liking,so if you always wanted to know something about me do your worst.

Good morning boys and bears, checked my vacation days for this year and I got 36 days left and no travel plans at all. 🥴 Tour de slut to the US would be nice because of all my handsome friends over there, but then there is still Trump so that won't happen. Anyway talking about sluts, it's FCF 😅

Good morning bears and boys, with the Super Bowl around the corner I tried to re-enact the infamous 2004 nipple gate incident. I am pretty much the fat and hairy version of Janet Jackson and my nipple accidentally *cough cough* got exposed. 🥴😌 Oh noes! Now who wants to be my J.Timberlake? 🤔 /1

Advanced tactics are advanced 🙃

Good morning boys and bears, February is only a couple of hours old and I got already a lot of questions: 1. Why do I have to get up 2. Why am I alone in bed 3. Why don't you put your head on my chest, I rub your back and we doze off? Hope everyone is having a good day! 🐻😘

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie. 🥴😵‍💫

Not in the mood for smut today as I just had my colonoscopy which was exhausting and put me in a bad mood. No food for 24 hours is torture for this bear. 🙄 Some random guy shoving stuff up your ass sounds more exciting on paper than it is in reality as well. As a treat /1

Good morning boys and bears, can I interest anyone in some pits and a hint of tits? I know at least one individual out there which I could potentially lure into the bear cave with some pits on display. 🐺🪤🐻 😉 Hope everyone has a good hump day, stay warm and sexy!

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Morning boys and bears, I ordered a new cockring earlier this week. Of course it got delivered when I was not home and dropped off at the neighbours who "accidentally" opened some of my packages before 🙈. Got a harness coming as well, so the neighbours will have something to talk about.🙃 Happy FCF😘

There is no worse feeling of betrayal than buying a bag of coffee beans from a brand you haven't tried before just to find out that the coffee tastes like ass. Now you are stuck with a ton of shitty coffee beans for the next weeks. 🙄 Talking about ass (what a smooth transition 😌): Happy humpday! 😉

Good morning boys and bears, In Germany a six pack is called "Waschbrettbauch/washboard belly". I definitely got more of a "Waschbärbauch/racoon belly". 🙈 This most likely doesn't make any sense at all to the non German speakers and is not funny either (German's and their humour). Anyway...🦝🐻😉

You know shit gets real when we bring out the beach towels 😳 Not sure if that is common knowledge (I assume in the EU it is): German tourists have the habit of "reserving" sunbeds in the early morning hours with beach towels when on vacation. 🙄🙈

Name a 90s song that is not from the UK or US artists Techno was everywhere in Germany, Love Parade Berlin, Mayday, Dorian Gray Frankfurt, Sven Väth...The memories 🥴 youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?...

Good morning boys and bears What a shit night. Got 4 hours of sleep as I made the mistake of fiddling with a new software yesterday evening, ran into issues and ofc my autistic brain has to be in problem solving mode all night. 🥴 Anyway, monochrome tits! Great landing spot for your head as well 😉

The energy we need in 2026, go go Power Rangers! German hacker Martha Root, dressed as the Pink Power Ranger, deletes Nazi websites live on stage at Chaos Communication Comgress in Hamburg Germany youtu.be/wXo_azJnVjo?...

What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? My sister and I had the glorious idea that we should take one of those wooden horses that comes with wheels to the nearest hill and ride it down. We didn't consider that there was an intersection at the end of the road and that the horse was /2

Seeing all the 2016/2026 pictures of the people I follow really proves that a) men look better and better with age 🤩 b) I really like me some grey hair and wrinkles 🤤 c) I follow some really handsome men 🥰 Hope everyone has a great day. All the Maga folks can fuck off though...🤮

Good morning boys and bears, it's Fursday which is one of my favourite days but it's dark, snowy and cold here so you are getting a picture from sunnier times. I took this back in the day when I was still on the apps when a twinkish guy asked me if I had any chest hair. I guess that counts. 🤔😅🐻

Good morning boys and bears, it's Titty Tuesday and it's a cold one (if you couldn't tell 🥴). Survived the first day back at work, so that's something. Can't wait for spring. As much as I like cold weather the snow and darkness is going on my tits. See...I stuck with the theme of the day 😉