Good morning boys and bears, what a night. 🥴 Thunderstorms and heavy rain all night and I got maybe 4 hours of sleep Now I need the three "C". Cuddles, coffee and erm...cock? I got coffee already, I offer myself for cuddles, who brings the cock? 😉 Have a beary good start to the week everyone. 😘🐻

If you see this, post a bird Visitor at my parent's place

30 years ago Placebo released their debut album "Placebo". Jesus...time flies, but Placebo were always by my side through all kinds of highs and lows. They will always have a special place in my heart and have released some amazing albums/songs. ❤️🐻 youtu.be/9Umei4U_9D8?...

Good evening boys and bears, it's FCF and apparently it's international jockstrap day as well, so why not combine both. 🤔 The picture is monochrome as I wanted to post it last Monday, but then forgot to upload it. There is some belly on display as well. All very confusing I know....

I don't really give a flying fuck about the king and/or queen of England, but there are etiquette and this uncultured swine makes me cringe on sight. Every now and then I wonder how much politicians from all over the world must hate having to deal with this POS during meetings.

Good evening boys and bears, some monochromatic nipple before I disappear into the bear cave and call it a day. If anyone wants to volunteer as little spoon pls follow the bread crumbs into the cave. 🪤🐻 😉 Bonus points if you like the feeling of hairy bear/beer belly pressed against your back

Good morning boys and bears, Is big stretch Thursday a thing? No? Well...we can still have an in depth conversation about the benefits of stretching. 😉 Hope everyone has a furtastic Fursday. 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, had an appointment with the dermatologist earlier for the skin cancer screening I do every other year. Had to get squeaky clean obviously! Somehow I have the feeling my dermatologist didn't appreciate the efforts, but at least I have something to post for MCM now. 🥴😘🐻

In case the non German audience wants to learn more about "Bern das Brot". He was featured in John Oliver's show. Starts around minute 30. 😅 youtu.be/gZlw0gKXQAI?...

Post a pic of yourself, wrong answers only: For those not familiar: I present you "Bernd the loaf of Bread" 😌 A star of German children's television channel and well...a chronically depressed, cynical loaf of bread who hates people and his life.

You know what to do!

Good morning boys and bears, daily reminder to not be a cunt! Have a good weekend everyone! 😘🐻

100% true! During the 6 weeks of summer holidays in Germany I left the house with a football ⚽ and my bike after breakfast, picked up some friends and was only ever seen again when hungry/thirsty/injured. Looking back it's crazy how little my parents cared. We were literally all over the place. 😅

Good morning boys and bears, one from the smut vault. This week has been a bit shit, so I can't even come up with something witty. 🥴 But things are looking up apparently. 😅 Hope everyone has a good start to the weekend.

Good morning boys and bears, Monday 💀 4 hours of sleep 💀 Beard needs a trim 🙄 Still cuddle deprived 🥴 1st coffee of the day slapped 😌☕ Köszönjük, Magyarország! 😌🥳 Sunshine 😌🌤️ Time to put on my Snoopy shirt on to look professional and get this show started. Have a great Monday everyone 😘🐻

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

✋🏼🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏼 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Good afternoon boys and bears, today is a holiday in most of Europe, but I was a productive bear and did my taxes. Please clap! 😌 Now a nap is due and I think I deserve some belly rubs as well. Hope everyone has a relaxing day/start to the week. 😘🐻

Every time I stumble across this pictures it gives me this nostalgic flashback of Lan Parties in the 90s. 🥹 The smell of Pizza, stale farts and electronics. How long it took for everything to get set up, to get the network running. How we gathered around that one rich friend who got a /1

Me as a Bluesky therapist:

Good evening boys and bears, what an absolute shit show of a Monday. 🥴 This bear is exhausted so have some MCM moobs while I crawl from the couch over the the bedroom. Good night sexies! 🐻💤💤💤💤💤

Good morning boys and bears, Its Fursday and I probably should get ready for work, but I learned yesterday that we apparently need 9 hugs/day of 20 seconds and longer to feel good. Which made me realize that I am pretty undercuddled recently. 🙄 So if anyone wants to help out, get the fuck in! 🤗😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, I woke up confused and thought it was wet Wednesday, but apparently it's only Tuesday. This whole social media thing is complicated. 🙄 Still looking for someone to blow dry me, or blow me dry! Pick your poison. 😅 Whatever you do, have a good day! 😘🐻

Who was your first Porn Crush: What a surprise: Jack Radcliffe

Unpopular take and I know it's all about the cultural differences, but grown men calling each other Bro is so weird. Even worse when it's couples doing that. Why would I call my wife/husband Bro? It's bad enough that every second word the average teenager in Germany uses is Bro. 🤐

Good morning boys and bears, It's #FCF the "grower not shower edition". And it's black and white so it feels more artsy and less slutty. 🥴😌 Was always jealous of the "showers" when I was young, but over the years I accepted my "grower" fate 😅 Have a good start to the weekend everyone. 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, for whatever reason the trees are trying to kill me a lot earlier than usual. Everything is in bloom already and my allergies seem to kick in. 🫠 Anyway some older picture from the smut vault. Might have posted this before but I liked it. Cuddles pretty please?😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, weekend is over already and I am definitely not looking forward to 8 hours of conference calls. Still looking for that rich sugar daddy who wants to adopt a sugar bear. Applications below please! 😌 I am potty trained and provide first class cuddles on demand.😉😘🐻

Heard you was talking shit

Good morning boys and bears, don't you love it when you wake up and immediately know it's going to be a though day in terms of mental health? At least it's Fursday and I can look at all you sexy people living in my phone. 🤗 I offer the usual moobs as my contribution! Have a good day everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, The Beargles are playing in the background and it's apparently "Just another mono Monday". 😌 Yes , my jokes are not getting any better.🫣 Anyway have some furry moobs for your viewing please including *checks notes* "dramatic lighting". Have a good week everyone! 😘

Good morning boys and bears, the old man's bladder woke me up, so I can as well post some smut before trying to get back to sleep, right? 😉 After posting the "jockstrap front" earlier this week people were asking for the backside, so here we go. Have a good Sunday everyone! 😘🐻

QTP with your favourite main protagonist in a video game that's not mario or sonic. The end left me sobbing for hours. 🥴

Good afternoon boys and bears, wanted to post earlier but for whatever reason people bugged me with work related stuff. On a Friday, what the hell. 🙄 Jockstraps arrived, people wanted to see it.🙈 And yes that's totally a 2 XL size because I am a bear shaped individum. Just want to /1

@gaydankenchaos.bsky.social Halt so weil ich nicht auf deinen Thread antworten kann. 😘

Good morning boys and bears, this is 50 shades of bear! Ok...it's just 3 and not really shades and erm...whatever! 🥴 Before work, after work and drunk and horny! Yes, this post is getting worse by the minute. 🙈 Anyway let me know which "state" works best for you! Happy Fursday everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, if you are into hairy backsides, this is for you. If you are into hairy all around (or hairy and round 🙈) the full Bearytale package might be for you. 😋 Not much hair can be found on my head though, that escaped elsewhere apparently. 🥴 Happy Humpday! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, that MRI yesterday ( or the contrast medium they gave me) kicked my fuzzy butt. Was in bed by 8 pm with shivers, headache etc. 🥴 So for tummy Tuesday you get an older pic with the holy trinity of belly, balls and softy. Have a good day everyone! 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, had a bit of a shit night as I got an MRI appointment in a couple of hours and could definitely use some positive energy. 😵‍💫🥴 Second MRI within 6 months and I am not a fan. Anyway some MM pits and bits, feel free to take a whiff if that's your thing. 😉😘🐻

Breaking news boys and bears, we got sunshine! Just as I was about to grab my first coffee of the day a ray of light hit my left nipple. 😌 Not yet strong enough to heat it up adequately, so I still will have to rely on YOUR tongue, finger whatever! 😋 Have a good weekend everyone!

Good morning boys and bears, It's Friday and this week was once again exhausting as hell. I am bearly awake and got a nice conference call marathon ahead of me. 🥹☠️ Anyone want to check my pulse just to ensure that I am in fact still alive?🥴 Have a good day everyone and a glorious weekend.

Well....that video upload didn't work out as expected as BS apparently can't handle HDR? 🤔 Took it down again and you get an older picture instead. Still bit of a nipple theme going on. Maybe I will try a video again another time...🙄🙈 Happy Fursday everyone. 😘🐻

Good morning boys and bears, it's titties and Tanktop Tuesday. Hard to believe that there was a time where the sun was visible. That winter seems to be extra long and dark 🥴 Maybe we can try out this ancient shamanistic ritual where you play with my nipples and it will brighten our day? 😌🙈

Name a cover of a song you love more than the original. Cash did some amazing covers but this song is special. Made me genuinely cry when I heard it the first time. TW: Depression youtu.be/vM3HKEHdN-k?...

Might or might not have been bullied by certain people on here into buying my first jockstraps. Took a cheap model to see if I actually like them. And of course I took a size XL erm...S, of course S as I am such a delicate little bear. 🙈

What's your sign?

Good morning boys and bears, this work week was exhausting as hell. 🥴 Only way to recharge is extensive cuddling, so if anyone is into slightly overweight, hairy, middle aged *cough cough* men let me know. 🙈🫠 Don't repost please or both sides of your pillow will forever be too warm. ☠️

Name your fav gay and/or sapphic song Turbonegro - Are you ready for some darkness "Are you ready for some action? Are you ready for the void? Do you want to lose your mind tonight? Do you want to be a dirty boy?" youtu.be/j6ZehZ-w9KA?...

The kind of attitude we need these days: A big grocery store in Germany has posted content on social media which is very critical of the right wing party AFD in Germany. Now they are getting harassed by Nazi trolls online but decided to enhance their portfolio accordingly, offering an /1

Carnival season in Germany is officially over today and one of the most beloved traditions are the carnival floats mocking the political situation all over the world. Who would have thought Trump is (once again) at the center of it. "Europeans love me..." No Donny..fuck off.