You can stop feigning concern for Fantasia. Water finds its level. I too wouldn’t let Farrakhan of all people tell me shit about shit.

Keya gave that man a watch and their time ran out fast as fuck, like instantaneously #loveisblind

Please rule it out, we beg!

Yelled at my ghost today for moving my book and letting my amaryllis die. You in here rent free you need to work.

1800contacts stays begging for my business. Sorry buddy found my contacts for $50-100 cheaper ✌🏽

TikTok is pushing a gel and brush set but none of the videos show people using it or wearing a style that shows they used it. That product is absolutely trash.

I’m so excited to make these beans when I get home. I’m gonna be in the kitchen with my coat still on 🤣

If hoodoo is a closed practice, why are books being sold on TikTok? Is there a new definition of closed?

Something needs to be done about these teenage boys killing girls. Parents need to get hemmed up too. 2 in the same county in 2 months?! They are not scared enough.

Judging from N****’s face in those pics I know the orange man smells like he’s actively dying

Had my air fryer working overtime since Friday. I know it was ready for me to go back to work today 😂

Going out drinking before this storm for the plot lmfao

Someone asked me to describe my dad. They probably think he’s a deadbeat cause I had no words for it. That man is nuts lmfao

My hometown’s local weather enthusiast passed away a couple years ago. He would’ve got us right with his storm predictions. Now we’re left with idk’s and maybes 🫩

Oh the universe is funny today.

My uncle calls me in the middle of the day to remind me he’s retired. Like sir the poors are working right now 😭

Me staring at my emails in disbelief

People who had kids then want to join a child free community cause the kids are grown is really some colonizing shit. Go find the empty nesters.

I told God let these niggas come divorced and he said bet 💀

New meal fixation: chorizo tostadas from the Mexican spot around the corner 🤤

Peacock is going straight to hell. “Spend MLK day watching basketball”. HELL

I’ve seen two posts so far of content couples talking about their strong and godly marriages. I think that’s a little passive aggressive given the divorce news of their peers.

When women end relationships please stop salivating over their imaginary new partner that you made up in your head. Go read a book.

Who knew posting the flower you grew with a Stevie wonder song could warrant a wellness check 🤨 what’s going on in the universe today!?

Ditto! 🙂‍↕️

The woo woo girlies are saying ***** is still alive cause we’re being “protected” from something worse. And that’s where y’all lose me. Cause that’s the same logic as organized religions. Send the flood!

Saw a video that said if you wear meta glasses then you will wear a wire and you know what she not wrong

A midwife dedicated to her work should not be dying during childbirth. Gotta start asking God wtf is up.

Seeing people on TikTok wait an hour plus for a sandwich you just walked in and got in 5min.

Me and my spinnanight bag been in and out my apartment nonstop the last 2 weeks. I know that thing hates to see me coming.

The one time I took an eddy before a flight I witnessed full on domestic violence in the row in front of me.

Was arguing my dad down all month about buying him a gift cause he wanted to be anti capitalism this year 🙄

That Wawa buffalo chicken sandwich is absolutely about to become my new fixation.

A shame the Schomburg Center is selling seemingly AI generated black Christmas cards when they have access to a bevy of artists creating real art.

You don’t want to take your kids to school cause it’s raining?!? Y’all are not mean enough to parents I’m sorry.

It’s not even Friday?? 🫩

It’s almost noon on a weekday and I’m trying to figure out why I’m seeing a school aged kid on a hairdresser’s live getting their hair done…..this why they can’t read!

Tallying up the nut shit that happens to me today and converting it to drinks I’ll have tonight. So far at 3.

Fathers glorifying white men in their home is how you get a Sherrone Moore.

Women on TikTok complaining about their husbands being useless during football season. Well…you didn’t have to marry him 🤷🏽‍♀️

I was such a handywoman yesterday. Unclogged a drain, put on license plates and hung up a large frame 💪🏾

Those business casual shorts are coming back in style and I wish I kept the ones I had in 2011 😩

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The Jesus vs the trillion dollars hypoghettical just shows who actually has a relationship with the divine currently and who doesn’t. Cause if you’re picking Jesus then you don’t really believe what you’ve been preaching. You need to physically see him to have faith 🌚.

I have to mediate a custody battle over a plant and a Buddha statue at the dinner table on Thursday. What about yall?

The people are running down on that church after they embarrassed the little girl. Honestly if you gonna have a negative opinion about Christianity and the church that’s only way you can resolve it. Too much chatting not enough stepping.

Just saw someone ask “who’s eating fried chicken on thanksgiving?” After I just asked my mom to fry some chicken on Thursday 🌚

I can’t believe there was time in my life when I didn’t like cheese tortellini. So glad to have been delivered.

Stores started acting like 10-20% off was a steal.

Kid germs tried to kill me over the weekend omg. My lungs were about to expel themselves my body 😵‍💫