Had an uber driver try to back out of a toll plaza once so I do not play about the vibes. Saw one miss a turn on the way to me and I immediately cancelled. You’re not paying attention enough for me.

Down to the bar after a day of confusing one white man for another. Really takes a toll on this corporate girlie.

People who were proud to be anti-vax and covid deniers are now saying they don’t want to be around people who can’t follow the rules when it comes to hantavirus.

Repeating “my man of 4 months is moving into my house” all throughout your video and the saxophones aren’t getting louder?

I feel like there’s a bit of cognitive dissonance going on with living in a tiny home but having a 60+ inch TV. Conservative with your living space but not your material things 🤔

I have at least 20 transactions on my credit card and the fuck ass AI assistant is telling me there are no transactions. So I guess I don’t have to pay?

I call bullshit on married women thinking they can lead any conversation of decentering men. And it’s just an example of how they wield that “wife currency” to talk over people. You have not effectively decentered a man if he’s living in your house, hard stop.

You had time to edit and music direct a TikTok of your dad’s fune but are too bereaved to tell us why your family was acting like monkeys in that church. Okay.

Prom season is here and I’ve already seen the commentary about how these kids “will never have a wedding” so they have to go over the top. Just admit you’re jealous cause your raggedy parents never gave a damn about anything you had going on.

Fairfax couldn’t get a job. The poorer people get…

The poorer people get the more these murder suicides will happen.

I hate what tech courses have done to people’s brains. You can’t get every job by taking a course. Girl talking about her analyst role not even in tech and the comments are just “what course did you take”. She literally just worked her way up and probably has a degree.

Bonus hit and I’m down to the chophouse cutting up

I will get to the bottom of it every time.

This girl on tiktok thought it was normal to speak to her mom twice a month. Meanwhile I called my mom 3 times in the last 2 hours. 1. Daily call after work 2. Crying because I presumably threw out a good onion 3. Said onion propelled itself out of the freezer and almost broke my toe

You not doing church right if the parishioners don’t tell you the building gonna fall down cause you walked in. Real sinners do real things 😉

A woman was murdered by her husband. And to think just a week ago people would’ve put that same marriage on a pedestal to browbeat single women.

I have exactly 2 crisp dollars in my wallet.

“Black people’s love language is getting on each others nerves” 🤣

Christian influencer did a quick post and delete of how she doesn’t care about what’s going on in the world because of her father in heaven. Someone must’ve told her politics was gonna do her ass alright.

Shit finally gonna start shaking.

Ain’t no way the deceased saw him maneuvering with the gun and just watched. God needs to send him back I got questions.

I know we hate the rigamarole of buying concert tickets now but solving that is not going to cure the high demand. A million people are trying to see Jay and it’s only 70k seats. Everybody can’t go, bots or not.

This is very first world of me but this airport chaos needs to sort itself out by mid April.

My pastelon leftovers after a night of partying with BK old heads about to have me in the deepest sleep. 🙂‍↔️

Women all need at least one friend they can bounce their shittiest/rudest/dumbest takes off of. And not even to ask if you’re right or wrong, just get it off your chest and go on about your day.

That whiskey lady’s business acumen is disappointing.

Money is not real in the airport especially at the bar 🤪

It’s an older black lady on TikTok driving a 93 stick shift Honda prelude. I’ve never seen my future so clearly before 💁🏽‍♀️

I know I drive my mom up the wall when I ignore her career advice cause she’s the og corporate baddie. But lady you have not been in the trenches for over a decade now 🤣

Creamed spinach with smoked oysters on sourdough toast. Was in the kitchen just like this.

Had the best arancini yesterday 🤤 I should’ve got more to go

One day yall will realize they are not worshipping the same god. But go ahead continue calling them your “brethren” in Christ.

This lady thinks that because she paid for her book cover artwork that it can’t be AI. My people are so lost 🫠🫩

It is 2026 and we are in ww3 please stop crying about a fucking credit score.

Why are you on TikTok trying to sell me a cropped jacket and it’s halfway covering your butt? Is the crop in the room with us?

I’m pro “let people be ignorant” I am also pro “laugh at ignorant people” I don’t have to be the one to “un-ignorant” you, somebody will eventually though bookie.

People die and niggas just start making up nicknames they never called that person 💀

The brain can be such a villain. To have the (dis)ability to identify a slur and use it in its historical context, then force it out of your mouth in a matter of seconds. He still needs to say sorry.

You can stop feigning concern for Fantasia. Water finds its level. I too wouldn’t let Farrakhan of all people tell me shit about shit.

Keya gave that man a watch and their time ran out fast as fuck, like instantaneously #loveisblind

Please rule it out, we beg!

Yelled at my ghost today for moving my book and letting my amaryllis die. You in here rent free you need to work.

1800contacts stays begging for my business. Sorry buddy found my contacts for $50-100 cheaper ✌🏽

TikTok is pushing a gel and brush set but none of the videos show people using it or wearing a style that shows they used it. That product is absolutely trash.

I’m so excited to make these beans when I get home. I’m gonna be in the kitchen with my coat still on 🤣

If hoodoo is a closed practice, why are books being sold on TikTok? Is there a new definition of closed?

Something needs to be done about these teenage boys killing girls. Parents need to get hemmed up too. 2 in the same county in 2 months?! They are not scared enough.

Judging from N****’s face in those pics I know the orange man smells like he’s actively dying