If I’m drawing a sexy woman’s body outline for a friend’s birthday card, I definitely wouldn’t make the boobs so under developed… But I’m also not a pedophile that does birthday card drawings for my pedophile friends.

Guys you are acting like a pedophile sex trafficker and the owner of a teenage beauty contest sharing a secret is a big deal!

Seems a lot like giving them pallets of cash that republicans blamed for getting us into this mess, not the ripping up of the nuclear deal we already had in place…

Pretty bold move to call it a “12 Day War” & to brag that the ceasefire that will last forever. It’s a Middle East Holy War, Trump surely would have at least gotten confirmation that the archenemies actually agreed to stop attacking each other before putting such a short finite label on it. 🤣

Little brother punches classmate, they punch back. Big brother hits that classmate with shovel. Classmate runs away crying, Big Brother wins Nobel Prize.

If Iran is unsure about this ceasefire, they could really make Trump look silly here.

Let’s give Iran two weeks for them to do something we can use to justify to our MAGA base that we need to be in this war.

The fact that I am seeing more online about Tucker Carlson making a Senator (who has no decision power in WW3) look silly than the US President arrogantly dismissing US Intelligence testimony under oath clearly stating that IRAN ISN’T EVEN CLOSE TO A NUKE is a little bit frustrating.

Is it really that shocking that some American assholes don’t want more Americans to die in Iraq 2.0?

I hate social media, people on here are genuinely shocked that they are agreeing with isolationists because those people they see as evil, also don’t want a world war.

I will say it’s got to be a challenge to prepare for war against a toddler that’s in control of the most powerful military of all time.

As we push the Trump set deadlines on Tik Tok and tariffs, Israel used the Trump 60 day deadline as justification for World War 3 even though the he probably forgot he even set it 😅

THERE IS ZERO REASON WHY THE US NEEDS INVOLVED IN THIS WAR

How the Impeachment Trial should start: “Mr. President, what evidence did you use to justify that we needed to attack Iran so urgently that you deemed it necessary to bypass the Constitutionally required congressional approval, since you didn’t care what the US Intelligence Community reported?”

We are a sneeze away from WW3 and The President of the United States does not even care what his own Intelligence Community says about if the ally that is trying to bring us into it had a legitimate justification for the preemptive attack or not.

Impeachment Trial Exhibit A

It will also make great evidence in an impeachment trial if he unilaterally brings us into another Middle Eastern war.

If we go to war, the sound bite of Trump arrogantly dismissing our National Intelligence Director’s assessment of Iran not having nukes on a loop until 2030.

Nothing like the President saying he doesn’t care what his own appointed Director of National Intelligence says while we are seconds from entering a war. 😅

Social media sucks for world war 3, so many lies and dumbasses purposely and accidentally spreading them.

Triggering mass panic and forcing an evacuation in an enemy nation sounds like an act of war. If Iran’s leader had done that to New York City, we’d already be bombing them.

Hell, a lot more people were at George Bush Sr's military parade in 1991. Oof, that's gotta hurt!

More people were in the capitol building on 1/6 than at the parade 😂

It’s pretty scary that liars have national unchecked platforms that can literally say whatever the fuck they want.

Why do we know Israel is going to attack Iran? It’s got to be bluff, I shouldn’t know ahead of time about a covert plan to start WW3.

Such a crazy coincidence that not even a week after the president’s top adviser publicly calls him a pedophile, the president has to send the military uninvited into one of our own cities to stop a violent riot that has had zero casualties. What are the chances?

Really tough to figure out what’s actually going on in LA. No one watches the news and you can’t trust social media videos. They are either old, real or AI. So a nice be recipe for a disaster.

I wonder if the “I miss the mean tweets” crowd is happy that the president’s top advisor accused him of being a pedophile through a tweet?

I know left twitter hates the dems for kicking out Biden but could you imagine the literal potential civil war if Biden won and 3 months later had to step down due to stage 4 cancer?

New York Times, not the Onion. Our Health Secretary swims in sewage…

Gen Z male voters were in middle school when the US President was making tiny dick jokes about a dictator. Trump constantly preached that the left hates them while they were getting attacked by their “woke” classmates for their immature micro aggressions. It’s not surprising they got red pilled.

If Harvard loses its tax exemption for hurting the presidents feelings, any church that prioritizes pedophiles getting into heaven over stopping child abuse should lose theirs too.

In the middle of a trade war and potentially World War III, just maybe the president shouldn’t be going to a UFC fight.

This was worth upending thousands of American workers right?

Trump invents a word for the weak and stupid Americans worried about their life savings, if they can pay their bills and if they will be lucky enough to keep their jobs.

So in 2019 according to MAGA: Trump gave us “the best economy in history” and in five years things got so bad that we must crash the economy and tariff penguins?

Imagine Fox News if the DOW dropped 3,000 points while Biden was enjoying a long weekend in Delaware.

Hey if we don’t have money, it’s a lot harder to worry about how the Defense Security accidentally sent classified Attack Plans to a journalist he thinks is an enemy.

Man I feel so liberated!! My wallet is lighter so it’s not weighing me down.

There’s definitely a group chat on if we should invade Greenland, so we stop talking about Signal Gate

Now I’m sure Fox News would be saying the same things they are now, if the Biden Administration carelessly sent out national security information and then days later multiple American soldiers were killed.

Tulsi Gabbard lying about classification under oath is a sign that they know they will get away with it and a pardon would be given

Really wish Hegseth would have added the Atlantic to the “Aliens are Real” group chat instead.

Do you know how highly classified this #signalgate info must have been for an investigative reporter from the Atlantic to voluntarily remove themselves from the biggest lead he will ever have?

If #signalgate happened under a democrat, both sides of the isle would be calling for resignations.

Nothing like using the threat of ethnic cleanse to distract us from destroying our government

My wife is going to get the same sentencing tonight as Trump just got in his hush money case, now that I’m snipped. Some of that penalty-free unconditional discharge 😉

I don’t like that iPhones give me the option to notify anyway when they have their Do Not Disturb. I want to distract my easily distracted friend, but I don’t want to be a dick about it.

Paying off a credit card is the most rewarding and unsatisfying feeling there is