Excuse me how the FUCK am I supposed to tell what's going on here

if somersaults are so good then why don't they make variants for the other seasons

The Italian "registered email" protocol (PEC) wraps every message so that they look like this in the inbox. They are just training people to fall for scams

My mind is in the gutter

Me: "Call [name]" Google Assistant: "Who would you like to call?" Me: "Call [name]" Google: "Who would you like to call?" Me: *angry swearing* Google: "Would you like to call [name]?" This has worked twice now

The inner machinations of my mind are an echidna

Absolutely unacceptable. I am appalled. This is disgusting. Etc.

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This remote goes right into the expansion port for easy storage!

lol this showed up in my For You feed

They re-added desktop tabs to mobile Firefox! I missed them

I'm sure someone else already did this but I haven't seen it (ULTRAKILL 8-3 spoiler)

"You simply MUST let Facebook drain battery in the background all day" says Asus, rated 4 👎 out of 5 on dontkillmyapp.com

Linux filesystems allowing pretty much anything as a filename sounded like a good feature until it started causing issues when syncing my music library to my phone

Definitely the most important picture type

A cool new way to reboot my Android phone

If I need to stare menacingly at a laptop, which part should I make eye contact with? The webcam? What are a computer's equivalent of eyes?

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I don't usually feel nostalgia too much, but today at work I was making an installer and got hit with it when I opened the theme selector