The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times!!!

PFI was a massive drain on public services. This government is trying something "similar" – but we've seen NOTHING that suggests they've learned from past mistakes. Labour voters didn't vote for backdoor privatisation. They voted for insourcing. We're furious. 😤 👉 bit.ly/Why-PFI-Aban...

If I bought my balloon 5 years ago for £1, how much could I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?

If you don’t feel like writing a long email to somebody, just write a short sentence and then add “Sent from my iPhone.”

I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?

Click this link to sign the petition "Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy" petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper!

A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge.

The findings of the Covid enquiry reveal no surprises to those who were paying attention at the time. I’m guessing the criminal proceedings for those responsible for the unnecessary deaths of thousands will follow at some point, perhaps just after the criminal trial related to the Grenfell disaster?

If the likes of The Tories, Fararge's Reform & Tommie Ten Names welcome your policy on immigration; it's probably a vile & inhumane one.