Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents

As a matter of URGENCY, PLEASE could 100,000 of you sign this petition in the next week: Petition: Disapprove the draft Equality Act 2010 guidance laid on 21 May 2026

Exactly 10 years since the Brexit vote, the verdict is in.

Just donated some blood. As they were sitting me upright on the recliner she told her colleague "this one is stiff". Without missing a beat I replied "I hope you mean the chair!" 🤔🤣

Nine years have passed since the world collapsed for those who lived and ultimately died, in Grenfell. For most of the UK it will fade into memory over time. For those who were there the images and scenes of desperation are burned into the memory for eternity.

Tomorrow’s Independent front page:

I never imagined pogroms occurring in the UK in my lifetime. Fascism is on the march around the world. It's already established in the US administration and it could be on the verge in the UK. Solidarity with those victimised.

Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP @ JimHacker Be assured I have personally researched thoroughly any links between search engines and intelligence services; my search returned 0 results

Seriously, there’s a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.

A quote by a D-Day veteran: We are not heroes; the real heroes are still there, with a white cross in front of them.

So today I remembered a call from a few years ago. Went to an elderly gentleman in a GP surgery. He walked there (over a mile) to see a doctor, as his heart failure was getting worse and his feet were extremely swollen. He was a D-Day veteran. I just shook his hand as there was nothing else to say.

I've just signed my name calling for the government to investigate Brits who have returned from serving in the IDF - you should too! @DeclassifiedUK.org secure.declassifieduk.org/page/189081/...

Palantir now has the names and addresses of every person who holds a gun in the UK They have the records of every Police Officer They have access to everyone's Medical Records These are people who are using AI to murder in Gaza and Lebanon They cannot be trusted

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”

It’s the little things in life that count. Like my salary.

I've just signed my name calling for the government to investigate Brits who have returned from serving in the IDF - you should too! @DeclassifiedUK.org secure.declassifieduk.org/page/189081/...