These types are a handy reminder that just because a movement evolves over time doesn't mean the progenitors aren't still running around. First-gen suffragettes are still around and are just reactionary as they were back then about everything not related to Sexism Happening to Them Specifically

Drow should sound as if they're all like, extras in Surviving Edged Weapons. Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother

The Received Pronunciation Limey Regime has endured far too long in RPGs. The next big Baldur's Gate 3 tier role playing game needs to have some utterly deranged accents and absolutely none of them from Albion

everyone is a segregationist now. george wallace jr won

i really do like punching khive stans it's like beating up that one teacher in middle school everyone hated

The only people I've ever seen actually type out shit like that are hyper-online groypers

man now i just feel bad. this is like beating up Glass Joe

The Khive can be best understood as a cult of personality in the fandom/kpop sense around a perfect being who was wronged by the cruel world by unjustly rejecting their perfection. They are not meaningfully different from High School Mean Girls because many of them were that

If you're gonna have a witch in the mountains story it's gotta be set in the haunted darkness of the Appalachians. It's 1909, you are a black communist witch from the hollers and you are going to kill Booker T. Washington

Fundamentally the witch in the Alps premise is flawed because there is simply no serious magical energy in the Alps. The Alps are towers of naked atoms, stone and snow and inhabited only by the ghosts of dead mountaineers the way K2 is.

My humble Star Wars series idea is something set after Return of the Jedi that follows a group of completely psychopathic and radicalized rebels that refuse to lay down their arms and are now hunting former Imperials for sport. True Saw Gerreraism Has Been Tried And It Was Awesome

singing to the vast corpse of a dead god would fix me i think

Lynching a toon must go crazy you hang them from a tree to a screaming angry mob and then someone notices the toon is shouting at his own corpse in the mob with them and everyone looks up to the lynched toon hanging from the branch and it's a poorly-made dummy with button eyes

you got run off LF, will. give me your username. i want to find out why.

with a global village coffeehouse aesthetic ass logo. They thought of everything

Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you

if you have a coach McGuirk pfp it not only should be read in his voice but it will be the same way the speed of light is an unchangeable constant

GTA cutscenes where you swapped the character models with Mario and Goku

Gourmet Guy can't hold onto that castle key if he's dead

i'm glad zohran won but cuomo being a sore loser and going rogue and getting everything short of outright endorsement from the DNC is a very very bad sign for the DNC's future

I'm glad Zohran won but some of his past social media posts are still cause for concern

Charlie Kirk if he was a far-right european politician vs if he was the popular mayor of a midwest town vs if he was a revolutionary african warlord

the writer's room is a smoke-filled pit of despaired laughs filled with societal rejects, man and woman, and that's how it should be. this will go nowhere

The one verbal tic that makes me instantly not take a person seriously is when they censor their curses. Just makes you come across like trying to be tough and edgy while still staying PG-13. Say fuck with your whole chest or don't

jesus, the vaguely nice plattitude-spouting centrist that blew up his one stated goal and ended up an embarrassing fuckup only for an inexplicable personality cult to spring up around his failure anyway oh my god christianity is just religious khive

1st century jews got stuck with antiquity matthew ygglesies who openly collaborated with their oppressors and told them to calm down and just take it and europe spent centuries being shocked, SHOCKED, that they lynched his centrist ass by proxy

the most damning interpretation of Jesus isn't him being a fraud or insane or made-up entirely, it's Jesus being a believe-nothing centrist that couldn't read the room and got off on making everyone very angry This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was

i zapped myself with this and saw quaritch's batting average for military victories and nearly killed myself

The Wide Awakes never disbanded. We went underground after the Civil War and have been secretly pushing Wokeness not to bring about race-communism or destroy Western Civilization, but to prepare Americans for the great hidden truth that all the founding fathers except Benjamin Franklin were Chinese

I went to a store and the staff was very rude to me and I called the Better Business Bureau but they were busy, so I called the Badder Business Bureau and told them how I was treated horribly and the lady on the phone just went "good!" and hung up.

Firelock 198X

80s british wargames are funny because all the arguments about what they actually mean politically are rendered moot when you remembered literally every 80s British tabletop were made by guys who really truly did want to kill Margaret Thatcher and preferably the same way they killed Mussolini

raw legionnaire recruit: oh boy, i can't wait to fight the degenerate caledonians or maybe put those damn germanic barbarians in their place centurion veteran: BROTHER THIS ISN'T GAUL THIS IS THE SIEGE OF BETAR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

the entire elite lib class like matty g is spread over like 150 group chats which sometimes get leaked and for some reason these group chats are always also filled with increasingly psychotic billionaires and guys notorious for talking like excerpts from the Turner Diaries

pokemon gym leader getting promoted to league champion beat

how'd you find a picture of Graham Platner's back

actions speak louder than words and if you asked me what group on the internet is most actually organized as a reactionary force my answer is Khivers and it's not even particularly close

japanese porn artist social media account feed: cat pic cat pic their own cat bothering them while they're drawing Peach getting her guts re-arranged by Bowser cute corgi post in japanese but the emojis make you get the gist of it Fox McCloud with a collar getting assfucked by wolf o'donnel cat pic

my general opinion of the No Kings protests is basically that if you're using them as an excuse to re-litigate 2024 or doing reactionary Khiver nonsense as an excuse to *now* of all times stay out of activism then you really need to be tied up like a pinata and hit with sticks

What's often looked over about Nazi Germany is that its actual pop culture was not Teutonic Knightly Brotherhood, that was just the SS guys who were mostly seen as weirdos, it was actually a mix of diabetic sentimentality and Hallmark Channel Patriotism best described as 'saccharine'. pic unrelated

Small but non-zero possibility of being called a grand wizard

hello sir i am a deep south white time traveler from 1959 and judging by your words i surely have not gone forward more than one or two years in the future

you should find out how many calories a gun is

had a dream where the latest culture war thing was over whether Rayman's junk is attached to his body or it floats like his hands and feet. Right-wing side argued it floated, left-wing side argued it was attached

[After Way of the Water] "Hey Quaritch, how did the hunt for Jake Sully go?" "..." "Did you lose a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and get all your men killed again?" "I lost a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and got all my men killed again. 😭" "God fucking damnit Miles."

this should be posted in reply to anytime someone uses AI art or asks a chatbot a question

there's about 15 of this kinda guy, all incredibly loud reactionary black centrists whose politics start and end with National Socialism with Anti-Palestinian Characteristics and since Harris lost they've become increasingly unhinged and racist to the point of total madness