*ahem* Testing, 1 2, 1 2.... are we live again? Can anyone hear me? anyone at all, darlings?

I am in need of many things these days... love, fame, fortune... But the one thing I so desperately need... is someone to give a damn about me! the ratings have never been lower darlings!

Goodness, talk about being asleep for a while... ...Where IS everyone anyhow?

[ @star-of-homes-ruin.bsky.social ] Other meeeee.... * Ah, seems Mettalot's doppelganger has returned... How goes the show business, my friend?

Hm... a lack of an audience.... typical... At this rate I might as well head over to Grilby's, knowing myself, I bet the other me could be having the same issue...

...I know I never HAD a favorite drink... but... Hm, it could be nice to see if I could have one... maybe then if I encounter any other me's, they won't ask 'oh, well what's your favorite drink?' N-Not to offend any other me's listening, of course!

...Art block again... woohoo... * Mettalot does not sound amused... Typical Tuesday, I suppose...

Ah, such a beautiful evening, absolutely stunning... just like me!

Huh, even after planning a whole show with another me... I STILL have trouble believin' I met an exact copy of myself... Speaking of, I suppose I should prepare for said show...

Hm, afternoon already... I wonder if Chara would be interested in tonight's double feature...

That we can both agree on! * Mettalot grinned back. things were gonna be perfect! I'll be seeing you tonight then. And since I'm generous... I'll let you decide where our grand performance shall be!

Hmm, good question! I might have time... let's see here... Oh! actually, I have plenty of time tonight if that works!

Hm, I like the way you think! Or I suppose in this case, how WE think! And, what's more, two Mettalot's means double the audience as well! and better yet, double the ratings!

Well, what can I say darling? two IS better than one! * Mettalot winked at the other! And I suppose that means we're both the real deal.

(Favorite... drink?) * Oh, an actual question! Mettalot might have to think hard for this one... unless... (I can't recall if we HAD a favorite drink or not... I'll just go with the not-so safe answer then!) I-I believe that's a trick question! we don't have a favorite drink!

(A fact only I would know... truly an issue indeed... I should choose my words for this carefully...) (...Oh! but of course!) On a previous show, I believe we met a human, yes? But what we never told our adoring audience, was that we were and still are, part of a human fan club... am I correct?

Hm, I could ask you the same thing. And last I checked, there's only one real me!

This can't be a dream... Am I... seeing double?

P-People are stealing candy now? The nerve! I thought Halloween was a fair holiday!

What in the.... This is all so... incredible... I simply MUST write all this down for a future show! the ratings will be off the charts! * Cue Mettalot getting a pen and notepad out, sketching the sight of the sun being out with that dark pillar as well...

Hmm, my my... it appears there are plenty of new faces around... and... ...Is that a talking TV?

Hmm, it's been quite a bit since I've seen anyone... Especially anyone from the audience... such a shame...

Morning, darlings! ...Honestly I'm curious of how Chara's doing lately... I haven't seen them in a while...

Something like that! yes! I need someone with dramatic poses, and who can pull off an excellent twist! emotionally of course... Simply put do you define yourself as a drama queen at times?

Hmm... You there! * He points to Majora... You seem to have some talent, how would you like to be part of my next performance?

Hm, my performances are great and all but they've been missing something! Problem is, I have no idea WHAT they've been missing? more action? more drama? maybe even more bloodshed?

Oh... apologies for my absence for most of today darlings... I was just... prepping a tour map of sorts for my upcoming performances!

Awake at this hour? you darlings should be sleeping at this time!

...Something feels off today... and yet... I have no clue what it is... ...how.... odd...

Oh! if you simply must know, we'll be performing near the church here! * He began to float away, not wanting to be anymore late than he is... Feel free to stop by if you can, darling!

Kana... I shall remember that name. * Mettalot checks something and realizes Goodness! I've spent quite a bit of time here already! my show's about to start! I... apologize for cutting our talk short, but I'm in somewhat of a hurry!

The.... water? I suppose it's nice as well... quite relaxing as well... Hmm, where are my manners, I never introduced myself, did I... * The ghost put his hand out for a handshake Mettalot... My name's Mettalot...

{Heading out for a bit, tossing this everyone's way because I can... will get to them when I'm back...} {If you've liked the original post before but want another, just like this post instead.}

Oh... I'm sorry to hear that, darling... * He seems to eye whatever was in their hand... In your hand right now, what is that?

Hey, hey! hold it! I'm unarmed! see? * He held his hands up, no weapons, just a microphone... No weapons at all, see? no reason to be so nervous now...

{30 NOTIFICATIONS!? WHAT THE FU-}

* It seems someone has noticed their presence... a performer of sorts that was currently on tour... he decided to just... float next to them... Lovely evening to stargaze, isn't it?

...I'm still rather upset there are folks around these parts that think Elf is the name of the character from the movie of the same name... * Mettalot needs to stop taking things like this seriously. He CLEARLY has a name! it's said like 90 times throughout the whole movie! and it sure isn't ELF!

Ugh! This show is going nowhere! There's not even a single monster in sight! ...I might as well can it at this rate... how's one supposed to get any ratings like this?

Well, seems preparations are complete... I REALLY hope nothing suddenly shows up and starts causing trouble as the show begins! * Mettalot is winking at a non-existent camera... before muttering to himself again. (C'mon! someone! I NEED these ratings to be PERFECT today!)

Having a performance in Starlight Isles tonight... HOPEFULLY no boogiemen or anything of the sorts show up to ruin it! (...Even if that means more ratings, and less work to be done for most of the show...) ...What? I wasn't muttering anything! you must be crazy, darling!

More... humans? Goodness this place is just sprawling with them, nothing like the underground, that's for sure!

Is that... a clown?

{Why not... it's late, I've got nothing better to do...}

{Why not... it's late, I've got nothing better to do...}

And now, for my next trick, I shall make the audience re-appear! * But nobody came... ...Huh... usually that works... uh...

Ah, such a beautiful day... And once more I find myself, searching for relatives! it's a rather odd past time, yes... but I think it works out quite well!

Hm... I suppose it does... But why this costume choice exactly? Why not something more frightening? like a ghost?

...No new fans... again... UGH! Defeat is not acceptable for one of my fame and glory! I simply must find a way, to gain the most amount of fans I possibly can!

Hometown.... interesting... I wonder if they'd enjoy one of my shows there... could gain me plenty of new fans! and TONS of merch sales!