Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs. Wade spins, looking back up at her. "HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.

She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up. "Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.

"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."

Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.

"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."

"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."

"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"

"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"

"Hey, you're welcome."

"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"

"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"

"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"

"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."

"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."

"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"

( 🦄🌮 ) Sorry y'all about the silence for the past few days. Got a promotion at work and been dealing with irl stuff! Promise I'll get to all replies and DMs soon enough. 💕

"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.

"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."

"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"

"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.

"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"

"Bruh I can make you pancakes now. How touching of me!"

"Wow this is why you got pancakes and not cake for your birthday."

"You should call it Frisbee Fastwalking."

Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617: Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel. Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.

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"You mean disc hopping?"

"You left?!"

( 🦄🌮. ) I'm def making a Reed Richards, he has -- if you well -- stretched himself into my mind. His reach knows no bounds and so I will find myself working on one this week. 😎

"Missouri? You sure that racist bastard wasn't the manager? Anyways, I say let's for good measure, avoid Denny's. I'd hate for a shoot out to happen if you, a wanted woman of the Denny's Corporation, would show up unannounced. They would surely declare war and I would have to declare war back!"

"Desperately waiting for me to get added to Marvel Rivals, so I can play with myself. But that's alright, I can wait, a little edging never hurts."

"No such luck. I'm actually just bullshitting all this. What I really think we should do, is take your ass to a Denny's, and have you start with the basic fundamentals of coffee. 'Sides, I never had this oh so scared Krakoa coffee, and for all I know -- it's complete dogwater."

okay ppl can talk/compare about rivals and ow and whatever dude but like honestly, fuck all that, rivals hasn't brought me this much joy in a multiplayer game since TF2.

"Depends. Where the hell am I?" Wade whips his head from side-to-side, taking a look in his surroundings. "Basin City?"

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He points aggressively at her sword. "You really just can't say 'Coffee Planet!', slice the air, and we walk through a sick ass, I don't know? A universal time wound?" Wade tries to find the right words that don't involve the three words he wants to say. "Sounds like bullshit." He says, aloud.

( 🦄🌮 ) Two edibles later, it's time to maybe write. 🧐

Spider-Man: Time to get STICKY 🕸️ Deadpool: Whoa dude, WHAT?! 😂

⠀ 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙈𝙖𝙣.ᐟ ⠀

"It's a pretty good coffee region. But I'm thinking we might have to go otherworldly with it." Wade strokes his chin, wondering where the hell he got his coffee knowledge from. I wonder. "I mean, there has to be a coffee planet out there somewhere, right?"

"Sorry but that sounds too reasonable to me."

( 🦄🌮 ) BRO, I'm on that Reed Richards game so bad on Marvel Rivals that I'm tempted to make him here OOP.

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑼𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝑩𝑬𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑳-𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮, 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑻𝑶 𝑩𝑼𝑹𝑵 𝑰𝑵 𝑰𝑻 .ᐟ

( 🦄🌮 ) Head killing me today. Motivation is zapped at the moment. Anyone want to plot tho?