This was a case of class warfare at its worst.

How many of you had parents or grandparents who called this holiday DECORATION DAY?

The world's right-handers didn't know what to make of me.

Even at age 90, she has new perspectives to share.

I'm laughing and applauding for Doug. There's humor in the TRUTH. Cats do not take any moments for granted.

First he was told that he had to be put to sleep. Then it looked like he might never walk again but what nobody had counted on was the heart within little Stormzy. I remember the days trying to teach him to walk again. He must have fallen over a thousand times but every single time he got back up.

Before you rave to the world about how great your weekend could be, don't forget to make Friday matter, too!

Which one of us behaved like a grown-up during someone's BAD DAY? audhdhumor.substack.com/p/ka-boom-mr...

audhdhumor.substack.com/p/audhd-lack... Cat people: where are you? Please, check out this post. My best ADHD therapist is a feline!

Who would you rather root for, a rookie phenom or an aging veteran seeking one last hurrah?

11:11 I spotted my digital clock with this winning hand this morning. How many of you have drawn four-of-a-kind lately?

Who would you rather root for, a rookie phenom or an aging veteran seeking one last hurrah?

"Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window." - David Letterman, TV Show Host & Comedian born April 12, 1947

TP Hoarding? It sounds funny today. However, times were different in 2020 with COVID stoking paranoia. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/reliving-t...

How could someone joke about a thing like that? I remember the day I fought becoming the star of the middle school rumor mill. Please, check it out!

In what order do you eat your chocolate bunny?

How could someone joke about a thing like that? I remember the day I fought becoming the star of the middle school rumor mill. Please, check it out!

Here, I share my alternative reality as a SOMEWHAT focused shopper. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/nose-booge...

Here, I share my alternative reality as a SOMEWHAT focused shopper. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/nose-booge...

I'm vexed attempting epic content for a milestone 800th "skeet" post. Maybe I'll be like the aging rock stars. I could be announcing my Farewell? The drama is in staying at 799, making people WAIT. Then again, thinking out loud means I've just given away the grand possibilities for Post Number 800!

Come on, Bluesky. My "Trending" column includes: Iran "Conflict." Sorry, it's called A WAR. Tell the families of the 14 American soldiers that their loved ones died because of a CONFLICT?

First photo caption: "Will she like it? Will she EVER like it?" Caption #2: "At last. She's using it. I think she WILL like it!"

I can feel the tree buds pulsating. The robins are chirping, "Hurry up with the leaves. We want a little privacy up here!"

audhdhumor.substack.com/p/the-night-... Here's my newest essay from "Oops! AuDHD Humor," my weekly Substack newsletter. It's sugar-free, tasty fun!

Where I live, I survived a Sunday blizzard warning. I wondered if any of you might get green snow for St. Patrick's Day?

I found Jesus at Walmart.

Just because you have written instructions, don't assume they were made for a mind like YOURS. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/really-thi...

Cue the "Born to Be Wild" music. I ended the week as a true Badass. I went OUT the IN door at Walmart!

audhdhumor.substack.com/p/audhd-me-i... Forget talking to strangers. Try improv comedy with them. See how I did in my newest Substack essay!

How do you explain to dogs and cats about how they should "spring forward" for Daylight Savings Time?

Hail possible tonight. And the apartment house parking lot has no garages or roofs. Therefore, my car might look like a golf ball with wheels in the morning, if the hailstorm goes wild. I asked ChatGPT what my car might look like after a pounding.

Three true stories about about a neurodivergent kitchen klutz. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/audhd-me-c...

Three true stories about about a neurodivergent kitchen klutz. audhdhumor.substack.com/p/audhd-me-c...

I don't understand TV weathermen. Just looked out the window. "Snow showers." If snow gets wet, won't he melt? And isn't all snow WET to begin with? (This is what ChatGPT and I thought of upon hearing the term.)

RIP, Wayne Granger

"I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. " I had practically no hair when I was a kid!" -- R. L. Stine, "Goosebumps" author

TGIF Thank Goodness I'm FREE!

Please, check out my newest Substack essay. If anyone could know I was up to something, it would be HER. Enjoy a calorie-free tale that happened to ME! audhdhumor.substack.com/p/did-a-calo...

Slobber. Drool! New flavor alert!!! Don't you wish Bluesky included scratch-n-sniff images?

audhdhumor.substack.com/p/audhd-me-i... Forget talking to strangers. Try improv comedy with them. See how I did in my newest Substack essay!

Please do, G.A. No one draws it like YOU!

Obra (de arte) Wow, Scott. This is a work of art. Definitivamente

Be your own Valentine tomorrow. How? Half-price chocolate and flowers!

Want to know what it feels like to be a ghost? Just walk the aisles of any store during The Big Game.

So much money spent on Super Bowl commercials. I don't remember a single commercial from last year's game. Do you?

I opened the window after lunch. Sunny, 46 degrees. My cat sits by the screen, sniffs and sighs. "Ah, yes!" she coos. "I smell spring. It's not that far away!"

I can taste the cuteness when eating MINI chocolate chips!

Groundhog, schmoundhog... All I know is that I have to pay my rent today before I see the LANDLORD's shadow!

Happy Feb-ROO-ary. Walt said it! Who remembers this 1974 episode?

Please, love them NOW. Yes, feeding and cleaning up after a pet can be tiring. They don't always time their needs when we aren't busy. But they don't last forever. They are here for you now. Appreciate the blessing while it's here.