Ken Russell's The Devils (1971) is back in cinemas this October, and yes, it's the Director's Cut! 😄

One for @kimjustice.bsky.social

YES!! AT LONG FUCKING LAST!! 😲😲😃😃

@nikkijay.games @chinnyvision.bsky.social Fancy a bit of Southern this week? Talking Pictures TV are celebrating Southern's greatest hits! 😃

As Engelbert Humperdinck is 90 today... youtu.be/XqGmVnqs5oI?...

I found this in an old Viz Annual. 😆

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

FUCK JK ROWLING! ✊ READ TERRY PRATCHETT INSTEAD! ✊

One's a devious sex pest who goes around feeling women's bottoms, the other one is Benny Hill.

Hey, that sounds like an ideal utopia! Plus, what's wrong with supporting Marxism?

OH HO HO! THIS IS CURRENTLY ON REWIND TV! 😛 youtu.be/OrLqagOt99A?...

Oh dear! STV are going on strike on the day of the Scottish Election results! 😲 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... It'll be ghoulishly interesting to see how they cover it or if they even bother. 🤔

After seeing the bad reviews the Michael Jackson biopic has got, mainly for focusing on his success and NOT ON THE FACTS. I hereby DARE Hollywood to do a biopic on Gary Glitter. Let's see if you can do it without focusing on his downfall! 😛

Troma founder @lloydkaufman.bsky.social once referred to Mary Whitehouse as Grandma Blowjob! 😆

I see ITV have a new series starting next Monday called Secret Service. Not to be confused with The Secret Service, Gerry Anderson's final Supermarionation work starring Stanley Unwin as a crime solving vicar. Although truth be told, I'd rather ITV tried something like this. youtu.be/hT2m2Kx3S-0?...

I refuse to believe that no-one in the UK wanted Kenny Cantor, not even the smaller regions like Grampian, Channel, Ulster or Border could find anything for poor Kenny.

A big thumbs up to @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social for showing the Channel 4 paranormal series Fortean TV presented by Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe and from the producers of Eurotrash. I found an ultra-rare Network DVD of this in Blackpool a couple of years back. I bought it on the spot. 👍

YAY! BARGAIN HUNT WAS IN CARLISLE TODAY! 😃🥳

@kimjustice.bsky.social One for you 😃

Gerry Anderson's final Supermarionation work The Secret Service, which he cast Stanley Unwin as a crime solving priest, is coming to Blu-Ray! Even during the great Gerry Anderson revival of the 90's, The Secret Service didn't even get repeated on BBC2. youtu.be/G_7wM-jTh2s?...

Why does it look like Jesus is wanking the fascist Wotsit off? 😕

🎶Skinner with his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication, When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town, tonight!🎶

It's bad enough when live subtitles cock stuff up, AI generated subtitles can seriously do one.

I'll only join the army if it's going to be like this.

There's a classic Avengers episode on Great Action+1 right now, Sky Channel 324, The Hidden Tiger. Ronnie Barker is in it as a cat expert called Cheshire. 😸

YEAH! FUCK HARRY POTTER! Terry Pratchett had googolplex times more imagination than J.K. Terf ever did!

11 years ago, I got a letter from David Cameron. They spelled my name wrong so I returned it to sender. Needless to say, I've not had ANY letters from the Conservatives since. 😛

When that old cunt died, I could barely contain my glee.

Got my post-apocalyptic outfit sorted.

BRING BACK CIGGIES ADVERTS!! ✊🚬

@ashens.bsky.social Here's a good replacement for the joke book! 😃

"Eeeeeeh! My mother-in-law! She's a right fucking cunt!" "Eeeeeeh! My wife's got two cunts, and I'm one of them!" #satire

Drop something ROBOT-RELATED 🦾🖤🤖

This is the best idea since the Counter Strike Fawlty Towers mod. youtu.be/kyDwy5Z67ds?...

@beeblepete.bsky.social Never mind the BFI, how about a quiet night in on Good Friday? 😉

When you consider Lithgow played a trans footballer in The World According To Garp (1982), which is casting you'd NEVER get away with these days although the part is played sensitively, it's a bad thing to say and makes you wonder if Rowling bribed him. youtu.be/XlZUBUSKbFk?... Shame on you.

Good fucking riddance. I've never fucking liked him.🖕https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckge1yn50y8o

The best motive for a murder in the history of cinema! 😆

HELP! THERE'S A BIG NASTY HAILSTORM OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!

Me blocking someone

I'm no financial expert, I'm not good with household bills and budgeting, but even I know this deal is corporate suicide. Nothing about this deal makes any sense.

@nikkijay.games You've got to see this! In 1986, HTV Wales commissioned a sitcom from the makers of On The Buses and Take A Letter Mr. Jones, produced and directed by Big Bryan. Starring Ruth Madoc, Gareth Hunt and Lizzie Webb! 😳😃 It sadly never got past the pilot stage.

My Mum saw a statue of a horse during the opening of Do You Know Your Place? She said, "Is that Anglia?" I've had to educate her. 😛 youtu.be/0u02ZP0TiNU?...

Timothy Dalton is 80 today, he might not have got a fair crack of the whip as James Bond, but to celebrate, here's his best moment. Singing Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain and Tennille to an 85 year old Mae West who he's just married in Sextette (1978) 😃 youtu.be/AoCRgcKqb8M?...

I have high moral standards and I have absolutely no idea what Hentai is.

Well, this is a nice surprise. 🙂

@nikkijay.games Now it can be a reality! 😃