I thought that was Ted Bovis for a moment.

I thought Scary Movie would be the worst thing to darken our cinemas this year... Uwe Bollocks: "Ja! Halte mein Weihenstephaner!" 😳

@nikkijay.games I bet you'd enrol at Oxford to go to these classes! 😄 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Brexit referendum should have been cancelled there and then.

In the Blackpool Opera House to see Sparks! 😃 @sparksofficial.bsky.social

ROGER COOK! CENTRAL TELEVISION!

YAY! Sparks are at Tebay! 😃 I'm seeing them tomorrow at Blackpool! 😃

@kimjustice.bsky.social Another of Mike Reid's money grifts. 😉

My Dad has bought some new blinds for the house, the way the sunlight catches them causes squiggly lines to be reflected on the ceiling. Why am I reminded of the cover for Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures? 🤔

I worked here for 5 years as Bingo Caller, now it's finally bit the dust. It's been bleeding money for years, COVID hurt it badly and they've had committee members with their hands in the tills. 😒 They got rid of me after the committee decided to do all the jobs themselves, a law unto themselves.

Post a poster you used to have on your wall.

@beeblepete.bsky.social I'm sure you'll disagree with this.

I WANT ONE! 😃

Yeah! Ban all kids from shops and restaurants too! ✊

The best financial investment ever made. 👍

Yeah, where was #blockthemerger then!? 😡

To paraphrase my late, great, mate Victor Lewis-Smith, "It's about as funny as being born dead with cancer."

FUCKING CANCER! After 56 years on air and 30 years on Radio 2. Whispering Bob Harris is stepping down because of prostate cancer. 😞 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I wish cancer would do one! 😡

With the new He-Man film out, I'm holding out in hope that @mrbiffo.bsky.social makes a Ghee-Lord film. I remember when this was shown at Digi Live 2021, people in the audience were screaming in absolute horror!! 😳😆 youtu.be/LeiIv7espno?...

I got this badge to wear when I'm out and in work. 👍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I think we should all do this as a massive act of defiance! ✊

Live and Let Die Nobody Does It Better You Only Live Twice

Is it wrong that when this originally happened, I was instantly reminded of Monty Python's Upper Class Twit Of The Year sketch where Oliver St. John-Mollusc runs himself over? I had to laugh. 😆

Despair Tire by Seatrain Unbelievably, this was produced by George Martin! 😳 youtu.be/psZ4QrGCE6k?...

This is why proof reading is important, unless whoever did this was a mischievous sod.

Question Time has lost its mind completely. 😳 www.radiotimes.com/tv/current-a... I get what they were going for, and it's something that needs addressed, but this comes across like a very surreal episode of Black Mirror or Horrible Histories. Monty Python did this better. youtu.be/vZ9myHhpS9s?...

@beeblepete.bsky.social It's time for you to have some fun! 😃

Well both are brilliant works of art from the Netherlands, and have inspired millions around the world. Miffy's creator Dick Bruna would be proud of this actually.

Well, that was an amusing dream I just had. Netflix asked Eric Idle to do a 4 film biopic on The Rutles, to compete with Sam Mendes' 4 films about The Beatles, plus each film was going to cost $200 million and being taken DEAD SERIOUSLY. I was disappointed when I woke up, I'd like to see those.

One for @beeblepete.bsky.social

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

A fat load of good this promo would do for the company. 🙄 youtu.be/7rl2LNxTYbQ?...

YEAH! FUCK PARAMOUNT AND FUCK CBS! I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT!

Something something 1990 Broadcasting Act something something Carlton something something A Murder of Quality something something dumbing down. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live. The Rolling Stones The Who Jeff Lynne's Electric Light Orchestra The Monkees The Zutons Paul Weller Johnny Winter Seasick Steve Neil Innes Joe Strummer

I've bought one. Fuck the Government, I'm a trans-ally, and I have trans friends and they're safe with me! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊

A brilliant banger of a tune from arguably the best TV shoe to ever come from Canada.

I was told years ago that Bidets were for washing your feet. How wrong was I!

One for @nikkijay.games, this is Cate Blanchett's next film, a western that spans 150 years, it's going to be 4 hours long and possibly X rated. I'm not making that up.

Oh no. I've done it again... I told Ashens that Cats (2019) is available for FREE on YouTube, now he's streaming it!! JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! 😮😖😣😩😾 www.twitch.tv/ashens?sr=a

Richie Rich (1994) even as an 11 year old, I knew this was bad. Little did we know this would be Macaulay Culkin's last film for ages. youtu.be/Yddr5thpDTE?...

With the UK doing so badly at Eurovision. Would ITV or Channel 4 picking up the broadcast rights from the BBC and overhauling the selection process help improve our chances? The BBC only seem to participle out of necessity rather than choice, half-heartedly at that.

We missed an opportunity back in the 1970's, we should have sent The Sensational Alex Harvey Band to Eurovision. If you haven't heard them, think Queen during their A Night At The Opera/A Day At The Races phase but fronted by a VERY Glaswegian and VERY well read Ian Dury. 😉 youtu.be/lqh3Qd8z-eQ

Let's have an old fashioned Hashtag Game on here! Let's start with #ScottishMovies. Up In The Ayr Glasgow Onion You, Me and Dundee A Time To Kilwinning Dingwall Street The Bridges of Ross County Poor Cowdenbeath John Prestwick Raising Helensburgh Penicuik, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's A Serbian Film

Oh, you can fuck off and all! 😡 variety.com/2026/film/ne...