I saw this in Whitehaven today, one for @chinnyvision.bsky.social

@nikkijay.games @bortneybox.bsky.social I saw this on Facebook and thought of you both. "TEN MEEBEE YE SHEDNAE BE LIVIN HEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

What movie moment made you exclaim… “THIS IS CINEMA”.

Getting big Tony Ferrino vibes.

Give that dog a medal! 😃🥇

This traitorous pigfucker offered the Brexit vote to the far right of the Tories to prevent them from defecting to UKIP. Truth be told, it might have been fairer if he told them to sod off and defect and see if they would have called his bluff.

The Good Old Days. Very apt. 😕

Best Slade song ever

Fuck Harry Potter Go watch a James Bond film.

This Morning is talking about 2016 Nostalgia. Surely that's a year we'd all rather forget for obvious reasons. 🙄🤦‍♂️

"show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

Are ITV having trouble selling adverts during their breaks at the minute? During The 1% Club, there were entirely programme promos. If you have nothing of any worth to show and can't sell ad space, just do what Channel 4 did in the 80's.

5 Jobs I've had Researcher, Border Television Assistant Entertainments Manager, Carlisle Ex-Servicemen's Club Postal sorter - Royal Mail Supervisor - B&M Bargains Counter Clerk - Post Office

Pfffft, big deal, you can get hardcore porn for free on Twitter. No age verification needed there.

Who in the name of God thought this would be a good idea for a documentary!? I thought we'd seen the last of Brett Ratner too! www.rawstory.com/trump-melani...

Finally finished uploading 1000 videos to TVARK. This has been my biggest and most exhaustive batch to date, I'm relieved that it's all done.

This was brought to my attention on eBay. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/13697888... WHAT THE HELL!? 😡😡😡 As one of the keepers of the keys to TVARK, It's bad enough when people rip stuff off our site. This is just taking the absolute piss!! 😡😡😡

God! Who are these thickos on The Weakest Link!? I've never heard of any of them! Why are most celebrities so thick? Plus, why can't the producers find celebrities we've actually heard of, plus celebrities who are a bit more savvy and knowledgeable and on the ball?

‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: The Monkees The Who The Rolling Stones Fleetwood Mac ZZ Top

@chinnyvision.bsky.social @peteprodge.com @franticplanet.bsky.social @nikkijay.games Now THIS looks interesting! This comes from Nik Ayling, who did Made in Maidstone! youtube.com/@60yearsofho...

The Mirror quoted a Twitter comment by me in regard to ITV Daytime's cuts, but the cunts didn't credit me for it, see if you can spot it. 🙄 www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/l...

I've got one name to say in regard to Emerald Fennell's version of Wuthering Heights. Ken Russell. If you know, you know. If you don't, then hey, that's your loss.

No new pictures where are you mentally

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Good Morning Britain had the perfect opportunity to refresh itself now it's coming from ITN. New studio, new location, new approach. They didn't even fucking bother. 🙄

I said I wasn't going to do any New Year's resolutions, but I'm going to try and be a better person, stop inadvertently upsetting others, try reading the room better and crucially, learn to think before I speak. I've pissed off a lot of people, and I don't want to see people I respect unhappy.

The Elvis Presley '68 Comeback Special is on BBC Four now. Absolutely sheer perfection, after years of doing cheesy films, this showed with the right material and the right set-up, Elvis could still rock.

@chinnyvision.bsky.social One of our fellow developers at TVARK has pulled off an insane technological marvel. I give you the Crossroads Credits Generator! 😆 www.mcmweb.co.uk/crossroads/c...

YES! THE BEST FILM OF 1974! This and it's three sequels are the jewels in the crown of British Cinema! 😄

This came up on my Facebook memories. Thanks for this @nikkijay.games

Someone I worked with in my last has died, I got on well with them too and they were about the same age as me too. 😞 That tends to put the fear of God into me

Mum's watching Jools Holland's Hootenanny from last night.

Here's a photo of me in 2008 from my time in Canada, I'm up a mountain in Whistler, British Columbia in a T-shirt with Bollocks all over it! 😄

Damn, I was going to go to the cinema today too. 😞

Oh, I love live subtitle gaffes! 😆

I could do this job, piece of piss. I'd get the BBC back to how it used to be! I'd bring back proper programming. Sitcoms, plays, live musical performances, opera, arts programmes and children's programming! You can count on me for quality programming! 😃

Top 10 films of 2025 1. Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein 2. One Battle After Another 3. Bugonia 4. The Running Man 5. Blue Moon 6. David Cronenberg's The Shrouds 7. Sinners 8. Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning 9. Flow 10. Anemone

Today is the end of an era. The bulk of MTV's channels die tonight. It's been inevitable for years, the world no longer works in the favour of multi-channel platforms. Plus, with most music videos readily available on the Internet, it makes MTV redundant. www.cordbusters.co.uk/mtv-music-ch...

One for @franticplanet.bsky.social Here's something you'll need to look at in a video one day, Hogmanay shows from North of the Border. 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I served Melvyn Bragg when I used to work at the Post Office in WHSmiths, Carlisle. He bought some stamps and posted a parcel.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

As this French homophobic racist is now dead, I'll leave the last word to Victor Lewis-Smith. 😛 youtube.com/clip/UgkxP7c...

YES!! 😃😃

In memory of Chris Rea, his only attempt at acting. From master vulgarian Michael Winner, it has to be Parting Shots. @nikkimcr.bsky.social Here's a bad film for you. 😛 youtu.be/c3yjd7Y7rYI?...

@vorratony.bsky.social did this brilliant piece of artwork of me a couple of years ago. Please support real artists!

@nikkijay.games @kimjustice.bsky.social In memory of Stanley Baxter, here's his 1976 Christmas Box. Look out for a 35 year old Miriam Margoyles in there too! You don't get big epic entertainment spectaculars like this anymore. youtu.be/AHvU2kOn5a8?...

Stanley Baxter's spoof of Upstairs Downstairs is a comedy masterclass and he plays EVERY PART! It was also done on the Upstairs Downstairs set at LWT, and Baxter went to the same school as Gordon Jackson did in Glasgow! youtu.be/aLq1aTTZ-FY?...