Yes, yes!

Balls out-. What, it's comfy!

"HO, HO, H--ACK! A-Apologies! Too many milk and cookies, aha. (M-My stomach... 💧)"

"Toy Day preparations: complete!" ( Haaah. . . At last, I can relax. . . 💧 )

Scratching his bulge-.

"Secret Santa certainly seems popular this year! (I still need to figure out what to get for MY lovely recipient - surely I can find a never-before-sold item from the back of the store, somewhere. . .)"

🍃: Nook interacts with men like a pervert, but I imagine he gets all flustered and nervous around women. He's a true gentlemen at heart!

Careful; those hefty nuts aren't for show... Tom's chest is sensitive! Squeeze, knead, massage, and nibble on his moobs enough, and he might just shoot all over the poor thing, ruining his uniform with 'nuki spunk! . . . Which WILL come out of his paycheck, by the way! 💢

How diabolical! . . . Scoped always brings out the worst in Tom; from humble, doting boss to needy, possessive power bottom. It's a wonder the chair wasn't giving out, with how hard he's bouncing on the poor 'bun.

@journalistbun.bsky.social Sometimes, you just gotta straddle your employee and ride it 'til closing time. Yes, yes - just a little more! He's getting close! ❤️

"No, I'm NOT sitting on your face for Christmas. . . . You'll suffocate-."

Alas, it's the busy season! . . . But, he'll try and move a few of today's tasks around to make some time, if Bob would like! Just, ah. Maybe at an angle? Tom's trying not to stare, but Bob's 'activity' between his legs is a little distracting... 💧

... It's the fifth time today someone's come and sat in his lap for nefarious purposes. His nuts may be huge (and fill out the bulge in that jolly red suit quite nicely), but that doesn't mean his spunk is endless! 💧

'nuki dad noises

Tapping his fingers to the buzz of the office coffee machine. . .

"Be good, everyone! Yes, yes— I've heard Santa is keeping quite the close eye on our community, oho, ho!" <-- Guy who is definitely not ironing his jolly red santa costume this morning.

❗"R—Retire?! Come now, hard work pays off in the end, I assure you! Besides, your mayoral skills have brought in many customers— yes, yes! ...That is to say, it would be a shame to see you leave, mayor. Truthfully!"

Ah, the mayor! . . . Don't mind him adjusting his shirt collar and rubbing the tired from his eyes.

. . . 💧 Not sly, Ten'. But, rules ARE rules. Pucker up!

Decorating the office with some holiday cheer. . . 🌟

Yes, yes. . . 💧 Just, do be careful not to make a mess of his office, hm? Last time, Bob got... 'fluids' everywhere!

My, he's never seen Marshal with such a passionate look in his eye! . . . Exhilarating. Dinner, later? The 'nuki may or may not have ulterior motives, but nothing a good meal and some proper pampering and adoration can't fix, hm? ❤️

. . . ⁉️ Careful, Bob. There may just be a rent increase in your future! 💢

Ah, Bob! . . . Apologies, but only residents in good standing are eligible for dating! SOMEONE was late to work again!

His heart may be big, but there's only so much Marshal he can handle! The thought of yet another hyper-hung, gluttonous squirrel making him drop to his knees. . . Well, we all have fantasies, hm? ❤️

💭 Squirrels. . .

🍃: Despite logging out, I still get push notifications from my professional bluesky account for some reason. ... The horrors I feel when I instinctively click the notif, just for it to glitch, open my timeline on this account, and jumpscare me with Animal Crossing penis.

"Happy Harvest Festival, everyone!"

"We've certainly had a surge in new residents recently, hm?"

No, he isn't gaining weight! It's just, ah... just your imagination! (The residents keep offering to bake him tasty treats this holiday season, and he doesn't have the heart to say no! It's all going straight to his hips-.)

You don't know the half of it, Scoped. Of course, before long, Tom's eyes fluttered open; shock, confusion, and... acceptance flashing before his eyes the moment he took notice in what was going on. Then, annoyance. Isn't this a late payment? It's about time he came in! 💢

Perhaps Tom has an avid imagination, or perhaps this wasn't the first time Scoped enjoyed the 'nuki, but as if right on cue, the hefty entrepreneur lovingly hummed around the bun's swollen tip, unconsciously suckling on the thing as if it were an old friend... T-Talk about vacuum strength, tho!

Dealer's choice. Come now, don't play coy! The 'nuki knows all about Scoped and his perverted nature, dormant beneath that innocent and cute appearance... Shoot this month's payment all over his slumbering face-.

Don't be shy. Make a "deposit" while he's asleep.

He looks kinda cute, dozing off at his desk and using a pile of paperwork as a makeshift pillow...

Pen in-hand, nose-first in his hefty, four-hundred page leather notebook, the 'nuki silently scribbled behind his broad wooden desk. . . "Oh!" Tom's attention was piqued, turning to face the abrupt azure activity interrupting his workflow. "I'm glad you could make it— yes, yes! Have a seat."

Long hours, docked pay, and a firm lecture on proper customer-employee relations. But, hey— Tom's a team player! . . . If Bam's going through some, ah... 'difficulties,' then it'd be his pleasure to take initiative and rectify the issue! His office, 9-o'clock? ❤️

Indeed, within earshot of customers AND a certain someone's boss. Oof. That stern look. Someone's due for a stern talking to, once their shift's done and dusted.

Please behave, Bam.

"Excellent!" Tom seemed awfully chipper this morning; leisurely ushering towards Kyle with an intimidatingly lengthy list of today's tasks, all clasped together in his trusty clipboard. "For starters, go get changed. As attractive as the rockstar-look is, you forgot your uniform. ...Again!" +

"Come now, there's balance in all things, Kyle. Though, I suppose I've heard quite a bit about your rather rambunctious late-night concerts. . . Tell you what, I'll cut you some slack; finish up the rest of your work, and then it's straight to bed, understood?"

"Rise and shine! Yes, yes!"

"Yes, well, back to work! . . . Let's get to know each other very soon, hm~? ❤️" NSFW | 18+ | Bi - Male lean ( 🎨: krunnnnnch! )

⋆˙⟡ "It's a pleasure to finally meet my newest employee! I've heard much about you— yes, yes!"