My gay Denver friends! My birthday is Sunday and I’d love to see you (and your cocks) out and about! I’m thinking Saturday Eagle Saturday and Trade for beer bust Sunday. Might go out Thursday and Friday too, but that’ll depend tbd. But come say hey!!

Just got this amazing harness from @strapup.bsky.social and I couldn’t be more excited about it!! I even got a promo code, so if you use the code gaybird at checkout you’ll get 10% when you go order your harness (and I get store credit so please go buy a harness so I can keep getting sexy stuff)

Got my blood work back and found out I still have pretty low levels of vitamin D. Could somebody PLEASE help me get more D???

Sniffies said my main profile pic had to be sfw now???? But it still let me get away with my dick being mostly visible in this singlet so my rage isn’t TOO intense.

Looked up my hometown on sniffies just for fun and there’s a dudes profile that’s like right down the road from the house I grew up in. I haven’t been back in like 10 years but now I wonder if I know the dude lol

90% sure I saw the outline of a new coworkers’ cock through his pants when he stood up at a meeting this morning. Like, I could clearly see the head of his dick I’m pretty sure. Happy hump day to me!!

I wish it weren’t so hard to motivate myself to go to the gym. I’m feeling like I want to get a membership again to try and work out regularly, but last time I got a membership I only went 3 time in the half a year I was paying for the membership.

I contain multitudes

Do I have any followers in Portland? My partner and I are looking to plan a trip there this year and I’d love to pick some brains about the queer scene there! Would love to check out cool gay bars (maybe bath houses?) and hopefully catch a drag show or two!

Haven’t posted in a while, here’s some recent pics of my corporeal form~

Who likes bush?

Now that the weather is finally cooling off in Denver, who’s having me over to hang out in their hot tub??

Some sunlit cock for #fcf

Everyone should manage their body hair in whatever way is comfortable for them, but I gotta say nothing is hotter to me than a full bush. If the question is “should I trim/shave my bush?” My answer will always be no.

Who doesn’t love naked couch time

I went to a pool party today

New jock strap, who dis?

Sasha got a mystery basket from Needz that had a mega cute jock in it that fits me perfectly. Trying to decide the best time to debut it. Maybe Friday at Eagle for underwear night?

Im soooooo excited for Rendezvous!! I’ll be gettin in tomorrow morning. Who am I going to be getting gay and silly with in nature????

Omg we finally made it to Friday!!! Cannot wait for the work day to be done so I can go get a much needed massage

Biiiiiig stretch

Having to work on Pride weekend is a bummer, but at least I can do it naked while trying on all my slutty little outfits between calls. Just an hour left until freedom!

Okay who’s pits am I smelling at Trade tonight, hands up

Sneak peek of what you’ll see if you go to underwear night at Trade on Thursday

Happy Friday sexy humans~

Another hot day means another day of working with my cock out

Yet another #softiesaturday in the books 🌞

Another beautiful day to work from home naked. Happy Friday cuties!!

I was a swordsman at a wedding over the weekend and now I have a sword~

Bust a nut after my walk.

Having a lil martini, and feelin like a snuggly lil slut 🐷

Eyyyy I’m (more) blonde now

Lmaooooo

Hey, have you seen my cock recently?

I’m so happy it’s finally warm weather so I can work from home naked~

I know this account is mostly for my dick, but I finally got myself a 3 star Sawsbuck (my favorite pokemon) in pokemon GO and I need everyone to know how excited it am

Sasha took this picture of me the other day because the table was perfectly blocking my junk like in a movie

Happy Monday to the sexy people in my phone 😘

I feel like a celebrity lol. Such a fun night~

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I know I’ve got a dirty mirror, but I also have cool tits.

This counts as flirting to me

It was a Hot Night at the bar tonight, let me tell ya

These glasses aren’t prescription and I cannot see

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I went to a wedding a bit ago and the mother of the groom got this picture of me singing karaoke with the sister of the groom. Probably my favorite picture that exists.

Arm pits for my birthday!

Can I have a ton of money really quick to open a big gay commune in the mountains?