No, I didn't watch it. I was with friends watching "Mommie Dearest".

I won’t be watching, but if you’re a glutton for punishment, here’s something for you.

#BlackHistoryMonth tells us many things that some people would be surprised to find out. As a gamer, when I got older, I found out that the Video Game Cartridge format was created by Gerald Lawson, a Black Man. I owe this man so many years of gratitude. Thank you, Gerald, a true Pioneer. #BHM #BLM

In The Star Wars Universe, whether we are OG Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy, Sequel Trilogy, Old Republic, High Republic, Extended Universe, Series, or all of the above, I think we can all agree on just one thing...

Get this through your heads, get this through your heads you LGB-Only Motherfuckers, You only exist out here because of us! That's the only reason! Without us, you, personally, every fucking Transperson still around will take a piece of your fuckin' LGB-Only ass! Then where you gonna go?!

On today's episode of The Real Housewives of MAGA:

The More You Know

Fact!

Bari Weiss is going to face the music after Trump either leaves or is impeached or is forced out of office. Give that self-loathing LGB-Only putz the boot.

Every time I see a conservative post "Not all Heroes Wear Capes", I wonder if they usually get hard-ons when they see a feminist icon like Wonder Woman, but later deny it? It probably unlikely because they're whacking their 3 inch limpys off to Trump, who is a real life Lex Luthor.

Hey MAGA...

Sheev Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker, Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, Admiral Firmus Piett, General Maximilian Veers, Nute Gunray*, Rune Haako*, Lott Dod*, Count Dooku... NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES! *But those pompous fuckers should be

Belloq: Jones, do you realize what The Ark is? It's a Transmitter. It's a radio for speaking to God, and it's within my reach. Jones: You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do.

The Force is Strong with this one.

I would have placed a bet for the Seahawks to win over the Patriots, since that team is owned by a MAGAt.

#GreenDay FTW! #SuperBowlLX

Jedi VS Sith

Boycott Peter Thomas Roth!

I did something with my old profile picture. And yes, that is AI.

Something we have known for years and now they are finding out, direct from the horse's mouth. I wish I could have been there to squeeze and drink their MAGA Tears.

Punxsutawney Phil, you had your chance. You're going in my andouille sausage gumbo.

Weird Food Offerings. The last one is an Oreo Spam burger from Chinese McDonald's.

Some products out there have the weirdest names.

Not All Witches are Wiccan

Blessed Imbolc

The Gods and Goddesses are certainly fond of plot twists.

Christian Nationalists, in the words of The Alan Parsons Project... "I don't care what you do, I wouldn't wanna be like you."

And don't forget the Obamas and the Bidens.

Blessed Imbolc

And they say MAGA isn't a cult?

MELANIA is a terrible movie due to its intentional lack of Truth. It's a dull, bland, & sanitized version of her life. Because who'd want to hear of Epstein & her escort days, right?!🙄

I have better things to do that watch some flick about a Mail Order Bride prancing around in Louboutin knock-offs talking about her degenerate sugar daddy and what his plans were 20 days before his second inauguration. From what I have read, "Melania" makes "Twilight" look like an Epic.

Box-Office Poison

Turns out this was a Scam, nobody was getting paid to sit through two hours of the life of Trump's Mail Order Bride.

Found on Craig's List: Boston: