Since I can no longer spend summer afternoons in my parents' ice cold basement, here's how I'm dealing with the heat. elizabrooke.substack.com/p/summer-hea...

As the kids say, this is your sign to remind your best friend how much you love them. elizabrooke.substack.com/p/am-i-okay-...

It's called "listening to your therapist for once." elizabrooke.substack.com/p/how-to-qui...

Everything Nora Ephron hated about DC <3

Celine Song's favorite video games in today's newsletter... elizabrooke.substack.com/p/i-bought-t...

Made it Substack official.

“I only like feedback from people who have skin in the game." My SSENSE profile of the brilliant Celine Song is now live! www.ssense.com/en-us/editor...

Alex and I are all up in each other's business as freelancers, so I love interviewing married couples that work together. This week: the owners of La Tejana in DC! elizabrooke.substack.com/p/la-tejanas...

Your summer reading list is here. elizabrooke.substack.com/p/sweaty-nov...

Talked prepping for SURVIVOR with contestant Bianca Roses, who I have known since I was a baby reporter and she was a baby publicist! elizabrooke.substack.com/p/how-bianca...

This one goes out to everyone who has made some weird choices on The RealReal elizabrooke.substack.com/p/my-realrea...

For the detail-oriented: How a Michelin-starred restaurant does its playlist, scented towels, bathroom soundtrack, etc... elizabrooke.substack.com/p/atmospheri...

A great perfumer said that you could explode your mind by putting salt on strawberry yogurt, so I put salt on my strawberry yogurt. The results... elizabrooke.substack.com/p/salted-str...

wrote about how hayao miyazaki would hate you fucking losers slate.com/life/2025/03...

Readers are obsessed with her laminated jewelry! And so am I.

Now that I am out of my 16-day Covid quarantine, wherein I was glued to Instagram for lack of human contact, I can exclusively reveal that Reels is the dumbest place on earth

The brattiest people on earth are the people sending questions to the @nytimes.com's various advice columns. I just have to click to know what delusions they're getting themselves into today!!

Twitter is 100% sexy bots now, isn't it

I've been SUCH a grouch whilst holed up with Covid this week. However, there are a few things that made me smile. elizabrooke.substack.com/p/covid-diary

In which @ezwrites.bsky.social and I discuss the most interesting fashion narratives from awards season. (Nobody is doing it better than Colman and Timmy!) elizabrooke.substack.com/p/awards-fas...

If you've ever worried about "figuring it all out," this one is for you.

Whomsoever of you becomes my 500th NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER will receive a free subscription FOR LIFE whenever I inevitably go paid! (499 isn't a lot compared to many newsletters, but it is a lot for me, and I am very grateful that so many people want to read my Scumblings!) elizabrooke.substack.com

Drew some strangers with dogs for the newsletter. That's it! elizabrooke.substack.com/p/sketching-...

Presenting my new professional website... www.elizapbrooke.com

Vol. II of THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN D.C. has dropped. elizabrooke.substack.com/p/challenge-...

This week in the newsletter: suspected endometriosis + my favorite PERIOD FILMS, by which I mean movies to watch when your menstrual cramps make you want to crawl into a crack in the wall! elizabrooke.substack.com/p/period-films

Toons are BACK in the newsletter. This time about my perfect dream outfits.

Tis time to rank my favorite movies of the year* *First time watches, not all released in 2024 (see #5: The Intern)

Today's newsletter: Eliza Wrapped, feat. the art that made me say oooooh and ahhhhh in 2024

Canva is making me too powerful

"Everybody kept telling me how conservative people were here. And that is just a fallacy." Today in the newsletter, we're talking about FASHION with Georgetown's coolest retailer, Nancy Pearlstein. Turns out the Washingtonian woman has good taste! She is adventurous! She loves Yohji Yamamoto???

Wholesome how I log onto this platform cause I really do want to understand what it's all about

Bought a big tortoiseshell hairpin. Right now the bun is embarrassing. Keeps falling out. But once I figure out how to use this thing, I'll be the chicest person alive.

A celebration of physical media (I had stories in the Dec/Jan issues of Harper's Bazaar and Elle!)

Tis the season to read my profile of Robert Eggers. Vampirism! www.ssense.com/en-us/editor...

I wonder if it'll be a problem that I told this platform I was born today