I'm genuinely excited for shadowbringers. Not for story (already experienced it), not for the dungeons, not for Bozja or the Nier raids. I've been wanting to craft my way through an expansion since like 2021. This is the perfect chance for it. I'm going to craft the hell out of this game

Wait my pentamelded crafter gear. What do I do with that. What does everyone else do with their pentamelded stuff each expansion?

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth #ffxiv

Pinged awake on discord at 5am by ten people alerting me that shadowbringers is now on the free trial, extremely funny that I'm the free trial friend to so many people

Gpose professionals, how would I go about adding a small rock to a gpose?

I thought it'd be funny to catch the magic bucket for the fishing log specifically while mogtomes are active. Today I learnt that gathering nodes 17 levels below your equipment still give the faintest amounts of spiritbond.

Keyboard and touch pad on a laptop

I still think about the time someone who had a short character (not a lalafel) whose height was often brought up saw Tab-I was barely shorter than them, OOC commented that Tab-I was short, and then the next time I saw said character they were shorter than Tab-I was

Tabby, and they manage to write out her Hyur name completely

Part of beating the free trial for me is collecting all the glamour outfits in full. This was fine when it was job artifact armour, crafted glamours and a few other things. I'm looking at 1,449 dungeon drops being added to this and sighing heavily.

I need to catch up on Dawntrail story because I've been slack a patch or two, everyone seems to be losing it over the green au ra. I need to know more.

Tab-I is a believer that every day can be bring your child to work day. And that children you're looking after count. They're either learning how mead is made or they're coming with her to do Padjal things.

You look like you've a sharp eye. Care to test your shooting skills aboard the Air Force? Once you're strapped in, all you need do is break the targets to earn as many points as you can. You'll want to avoid the Ruby Bombs, though. Don't want to blow your chances at a high score.

Part of me debates getting the allied society minions in mog tomes for shadowbringers since there's a lot of rumours going around it's coming to the free trial and I'll be doing the allied societies anyway, and getting them is part of that I have no problem getting the shadowbringers EX mounts

I may not be good at it yet, but this drawing for others stuff is fun enough that I want to get good at it

There's a few hundred days worth of turnins for the grand company delivery achievements and I've gathered most things needed to craft the stuff for it along with huge stacks of the mats for material deliveries, but I'm not turning in daily. If ShB comes out before I finish them I am going to scream

I've literally never had triple digit followers on anything ever. Genuinely unsure how people do it

She's a White Mage with Amdapori war magic in her soul crystal and has the Elementals there as her backup, and could get a group of Wailers to do her will if she called on them. Politicians are always dangerous if they're good at their job

The most polite, demure sneeze of all time. One could miss it with how subtle they are and how she immediately moves on.

Well I completely missed febhyurary whoops lol

So today I learnt the mardi gras in Australia are a whole different thing from the entire rest of the world

That hobbies qotd is making me realise a lot of my friends I already thought were cool are way cooler than I thought to begin with

Once again staring at my cross-gender horn painting she/they Padjal that notably hates skirts wondering if they have something else about gender they want to tell me. Are you actually a guy? Or are you just playful about gender

Starting to think I might not get that Khloe gold certificate before the gear cycle

I should have Tab-I befriend a black mage that is open about it

20 rerolls of wonderous tails, 40 trials (not including the ones without a new player) I don't think I'm getting a shot at the gold ticket this week

I have discovered a febhyurary gpose thing and I think I'm gonna try and do as many days as I can. Tabs is *technically* a Hyur

Tab-I has been trained since before she could talk how to handle their aether and how to manage the enormous stores of aether that Padjals have. She has great control over how much or little aether is used.

I have done so many trials with new players to reroll wonderous tails and I'm just not getting the setup for three lines, I'm going to crash out

I need to settle on an alt RP character that is a secondary main because there's a lot of venues and events I'd love to go to but Tab-I would either never attend, wouldn't be safe participating in or would be extremely unwelcome

There are two really big hooks. One, she's a Padjal. Come get to know your local Twelveswood politician. Two, she can often be found screaming at Gerolt over money

We all can relate

"i am off the coast of kholusia" "i am at the edge of the universe" "i am UNDER THE SEA" "i am on a lost, forgotten isle that none have ever returned from" "what's up everyone, i am in the ruins of garlemald" "i am with ESTINIEN" "i am in the gateway to the ninth" "i am once again with estinien"

I sometimes refer to Tabs as a deer, they do in fact enjoy being called one playfully.

Okay but what are savage raiders doing with their pentamelded gear each time there's a new savage? Is it just sold/discarded for the next best crafted armour out? All those dozens or hundreds of materia just gone?

Trying to jumpscare someone with my old computer setup is honestly a 50/50 because sometimes they are truly jumpscared, they think it's horrible, they're agast! And other times you get "haha yeah i did that too" and nobody should have a setup like that

Old ARR style dungeons. Congratulations, sometimes you have four bosses, each dungeon has a weird mechanic almost never used again, sometimes you get a puzzle and there's side rooms and lore tablets. Please look forward to it.

I'll never understand healers who don't have esuna on the hotbar. It's literally a mandatory ability for several instances to the point you won't get through if you don't have it. It makes many more fights far easier. Why are you removing it? Are you also taking off your single target heal?

I have started several RPs with Tab-I having a screaming match with Gerolt over money he owes her

I need to get Tab-I doing more corrupt politician things. I miss her being self-serving and doing shady things

The worst is when you decide 'fuck it I'm gonna reach out' they're receptive and you both think it could be fun, you share hook ideas from both your characters and ways to start but it never progresses and you suddenly remember six months later "oh right that cool thing never got to happen"

This is the most active on any online platform I've ever been and I'm not even on here daily lmao

Someone told me they said her name like Tab-Eye. It is not that, it's like Tabby. Tab-I. Short I sound.

I've seen a few oomfs talk about how they can't play their mean characters in public because people can't handle it and I just. Gimmie I love mean characters. I love assholes. I won't punch them or tell them to fuck off or ignore them I'm going to do something far worse, I'm going to befriend them

Tab-I is the end of a legacy made before she was born. She's the fourth, and last, generation of a line of some of the Twelveswood's finest mead makers. And yet down the line, the Carrin name may be more remembered for her controversial work as a Padjal than the mead they made.

For many years I lived in an apartment without aircon. My list of places I could go to escape the heat in metro Melbourne

I love Hyrstmill so much I made it Tab-I's home. It's a delightful little village and they're all so proud of the waterwheel

The fact that bluesky has completely restricted NSFW for me because I'm australian and haven't been bothered to verify my age with them yet (despite being 30) and I STILL get a feed full of FFXIV NSFW really shows how lazy or unwilling people are to do the bare minimum. This can get people fired.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally