Thank you to Leki for buying me 1040 tea bags on Throne

Spent the morning baiting (humane) mouse traps for a mouse that kept popping its head out a crack to WATCH sick fuck

chat i've been looking back at creepypasta/weird sonic.exe adjacent stuff again and I think this ones my fav now LMAO i love of him

out here 4 pages deep on amazon reviews for a water bottle is this it. is this life

Cloudflare is down Time to find out which social media go down lmao

Whose the freak that decided the phrase sweat onions

Anyone played RV There Yet is this normal

LIVE NOW 🔴 Playing RV There Yet? w/ @arikaay.bsky.social @karatrys.bsky.social my wife left me. goin to spend some time on the road with my besties to recover....

I have no memory of using my phone at 2pm I’m laughing when did I zone out from work to do that

Forgot I posted and saw 10+ notifications and shat myself tbh

Went to the countryside for a 3 day work trip It was beautiful, wish I didn’t have to work but it was still nice 💚

treasure planet how i adore you

I’m so sleeeeeeeeby

Hold on he’s forming his first thought

Thank you for 666 subscribers on YouTube!!! You make this dumpster demon very happy

Taking 2 slots for normal illustration stuff 🔆 parasiticbun.carrd.co

Big eyes

If you ever see me active on my socials during a work day it’s because I’m being a good boy and taking a break from binding in the work toilets

Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar has me in a chokehold Oh I am LOVING IT It feels like a real return to form… keeping the quirkiness of the earlier games and the magic of the nature sprites with the faster paced gameplay I’m a HMDS enjoyer so for me it’s legit perfect 😭

tucking myself into bed knowing I have 4 hours of lesbian vampire Jerma to watch as I sleep

I need top surgery NOW get them off me!!!!!!!!! Kinda day 🥲

gonna go back to KH streams soon playing No, I'm Not A Human was fun and now I know there's no jumpscares I'm more inclined to go back, but the initial anxiety reminded me why I shelved horror when IRL work stress is high dfjhkgdhjk

just ordered story of seasons grand bazaar... instead of deciding to play any of the games I already own 🥲 IT LOOKS SO GOOD THOO....

Stream live now!! 🔴 NEW MODEL + HALLOWEEN SPECIAL STREAM GET IN THE DUMPSTER!!! 😈💚

Having a job where you can shit whenever you want is such a privilege man

Just got the heated blanket out…. It’s the fuckin season baby!!!!

I think eating one of these American peep candies would cure all that ails me

what did Gaius mean by this

My last post is the first coloured artwork I’ve done in forever I don’t know when I tricked myself that I’d hit a wall I’d never overcome with art colouring, shading and rendering Now I’m telling myself who cares!!! Just pick crayons that look nice and add that colour!!!!!

He was supposed to be King

He was supposed to be King

watching videos on horrors beyond mortal comprehension whilst i draw my uwu babygirl N Harmonia

this one is for my fellow trans men that get called femboys without their consent i feel your pain

everyones going twitch con but im here fighting for my life to stay in the top 50k Cookie Run Kingdom players

buh more workkkk www.twitch.tv/parasiticbun

NEW MODEL ANNOUNCEMENT

NEW MODEL ANNOUNCEMENT

Huge congrats to Dan and Phil on their announcement 💕

As a regular working dude I feel continually disconnected from the content creator bubble A lot of the time it doesn’t feel very relatable anymore

Lace is hacking #silksong

I didnt even realise it's my 4 years Affiliate anniversary NOW YOU HAVE TO DROP BY MY STREAM!!!! 🔗twitch.tv/ashepyre 💚😈

Long overdue haircut today ehe

Keep getting Noctis x Tifa art on my tumblr dash…. Is this a popular ship????? I know it’s literally the FFXV plot but I can never imagine Noctis with a woman 😭

Laughing cuz I have no memory of writing this when getting ready for work. Sat here reading it post work with a cup of tea like…. Who is he

Absolutely addicted to Cookie Run Kingdom in the year 2025 after finally getting back into my account from 2023 So… does anyone else still play

Woke up this morning and literally cannot think of anything worse than going to work Bed felt soo nice

TODAY IS A NEW DAY CHANNELING POSITIVITY RAHHHH

Hate having a passion for my job killed by the work environment lol

LIVE NOW!! 🔴 Surprise live! Chatting and playing some silksong?? 🔗Come on by the dumpster: www.twitch.tv/ashepyre 💚