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teenagers bullying me on the street corner no longer say 'hoebag' these days, has anyone noticed the signs our language is changing?
9 months ago
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hearing the word fraught and getting a boner
over 1 year ago
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chatting with a wise old man on the bus today. he served in the war. i dont know which. he told me you dont have to pay for your groceries if you raise your fist to the cashier's head
almost 2 years ago
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nobody says bah! humbug anymore
almost 2 years ago
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need a job putting the protective film layer onto appliances
almost 2 years ago
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looking very possible that 9/11 will be postponed this year
about 2 years ago
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safe to smoke a cigarette i found from 1904
about 2 years ago
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spoke to an army recruiter today. he told me the aliens are real. he said i could meet one if i enlist
about 2 years ago
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convincing Joseph R. Biden to lift the embargo on Cuba with only a firm handshake
about 2 years ago
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Marx would be at once transformed into capitalism's most ardent supporter upon witnessing the invention of the Tide Pod.
about 2 years ago
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Minute Maid just tastes different since the Iraq War
about 2 years ago
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need an attorney who specializes in estate law , must consult on how i may bequeath my large fortune of MYMCDONALD'S REWARDS points
about 2 years ago
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there are delights to be found in the frozen food aisle which, doubtless, will sate even the Hungriest Man
about 2 years ago
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James cameron came to me for advice on his tentative new film, titled 'Avatar 3' — what did i tell him? Good things come in pairs. nobody will pay to see a third one.
about 2 years ago
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science journal: 'more than 80% of the ocean remains unexplored' so? its just water and some other shit. Grow up
about 2 years ago
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