When we shot this video at Sunnyside last weekend, we waited ages for a plane to take off from Billy Bishop. The moment one finally did, a pantsless man waded slowly into our shot, rendering it indecent. In the end, Jordan + Kevin created something wonderful, and here it is: youtu.be/Ki2aUgmCnXI?...

Ever vaped a little indica with a Lindt ball melting in your mouth? 🪺👄🪺

If you have multiple smoke detectors, and particularly if you are my neighbour, I am begging you to go buy a fuckin pack of 9v batteries

"Did you know: the Jays last played in the World Series 20 years before you were born?" I questioned my senior dog, who in fact did not know (she's more into squirrels)

I love liking a sport for a few hours at the end of the season, it's a fun time!

One cool thing about living in Toronto is if your patio door doesn't latch properly, a raccoon will visit overnight, wash its muddy hands in your dog's water bowl, and leave adorable paw prints all over your kitchen and bathroom. That's as good as a note that says "HEY LADY, YOUR DOOR'S FUCKED"

Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this: morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...

Being in love for 4 years rocks

Excited to find out whether Propagandhi will play The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist tonight or if it's "too soon"

Obligatory Oasis attendance post

Lol they bleeped "silly bitch"

I'm confident I have never seen any form of "entertainment" less funny than Happy Gilmore 2. Taylor Swift simply cannot be trusted.

Just playing on the internet :))

How many Coldplay affair-haver memes can I enjoy? The limit does not exist

But enough about me, how are YOU?

When you finish all nine (9) seasons of Summer House and suddenly you have no (0) more Summer House left to watch

Honk if you got your basement waterproofed and you love rain now 🎷🚗

Sucks to lose the first podcast I ever listened to (and still do), even if he is always cranky and I cannot tell the difference between any of his little guitar solos he noodles at the end 😭 cat angels everywhere

Big news for fellow haters: THEY MOVED THE PARADE! ⚡✨🎸💥🫦

These lyrics, followed by a crushing interpolation of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"...consider me a patriot for Propagandhi 🇨🇦

Being "alive" in 2025:

Happy World Donkey Day to all who celebrate! 🫏 #heehaw #assday

Hi hello it's Bandcamp Friday, and my own personal BF dropped a brand-new track 🐝 morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com

*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "Give these people air!"

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Poogle review

Blue smoke means they've selected a super hot Pope

Nobody told me Catherine feckin' KEENER was in Joker: Folie à Deux!

sarah_mclachlan_i_will_remember_you.mp3

LinkedIn, you are barking up the wrong bitch!

It's nice to roll through the front gates of Trinity Bellwoods, site of our serendipitous FB Marketplace transaction, and whisper to my bike, "This is where we met" 😘

What's up with bananas lately? Every grocery store has the tiniest 4011s I've ever seen in my life. I feel like the Gulliver of Freshco (but really just a girl trying to make a normal sized smoothie)

This particular photo makes him look like his mother was an axolotl and his daddy was a big toe

Left the house at 9, voted, and was back home at 9:05. Coincidentally, I'm going to blame the 905 later tonight when we find out they've giddily reelected the duplicitous right-wing hash dealer because they really believe beer will be cheaper (it won't).

I keep debating if I should pivot my career away from design and into the void.

You can find me in da

Oh hell yeah 🌊

I don't mean to brag, but this is the second time in two weeks a guy has crashed a car right outside my house. Keep it up and I can finally cancel Netflix 🍿

This is called hot dog eyes, embrace 'em

I feel like the penalty should be higher for parking a luxury car so lethargically that it blocks the streetcar and renders both lanes unusable, but I'm not a cop

The Darling Mansion looking particularly covered in cocaine today

A neighbour (?) just connected to the Bluetooth on my old Bose system at max volume, and it was probably the scaredest I've ever been

Happy Valentine's Day, Mclovers 💚

Priority for this town is to never stop stopping improving things! www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7458835

Should these people go directly to jail? Or are they already there?

I see All The Stars still whips

Why isn't anyone talking about the Lao Gan Ma chili crisp shortage? I'm steamed!

Walk into The Loose Moose and tell me that place doesn't smell exactly like these

Genuinely unsure how to spend the remainder of my living years, now that shows are universally extortionate! I'm bored and tired, when's coffin time?

Not to be negative toooo literally, but -25C is not ideal, for me

Snow day after wine night