Ten – sion! Feels like a fog!

// im at work btw i just have too much fun fucking around as wheatley

͏͏͏ 〔 𝐀.𝐈. 〕 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌 && 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐘𝐒. ͏͏͏

// wheatley is so unfortunately fun to yap on

[ visibly looks like she regrets taking him in. ]

i gotta say, y'know, it's - it's just super sigma to have you here. in the test chambers. yeah, it's - i'm just bloody rizzed up, having you here.

y'know, it's, it's a shame, really, how we all just sit here, collecting dust. i mean, well, you know, not real dust, it'd destroy our fans, of course, real awful noise, hate that noise, we all do, but,

[ Still on the ground, he freezes, mind buffering. Bad idea. AWFUL idea. He should have never came out here – ! ] . . if you're going to shoot me, you should do it now! I'm - I'm quite vicious, you know! Bloody terrifying! Whoever you are!

you - you shouldn't underestimate me, you know. i mean, don't forget the 'potato' ! i did that! me! to you, the almighty GLaDOS! so!

obviously! obviously i did! because / i / am smart, and know these things! it's called 'sarcasm'! shows how much you know, huh!

[ On the ground, im a fetal position as the crows peck at him. ] BLOODY - BLOODY PESTS!

[ twitch. ] hahah! funny, you are! very – VERY funny. bet they put a funny core in you, didn't they!

// in my head wheatleys core was so terribly damaged from the fall back he HAD to find an alternative. lucky the scientists were miraculously working on android bodies or something

chele the bird s CHELL THE BIRDS HELP

. . my, uh, my face? is on my face? i mean, last i checked, y'know, it was there. as it should be. despite my fall - , which, not important, really, everyone has a nice fall here and there, i've had plenty, for sure – ,

eeeughe, boy. wow. you are - you are looking quite huge today, y'know that. just. just massive. in a great way, obviously. not that YOU'RE dense. in that way.

sudden chill. down my, y'know, not really real spine. what's up with that.

➷ 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼! 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

i gotta say, y'know, it's - it's just super sigma to have you here. in the test chambers. yeah, it's - i'm just bloody rizzed up, having you here.