Good night everybody 😴

Do y'all name your cars?

That shot of Brian Schmetzer just now looked so much like the way my dad sat in his lazyboy lol

I don't know this man. I'm being told he's been on the team for two years?

I'm very glad I decided to stay up to watch the game thank you Paul, Paul, and Paul

That's the way to do it!

I haven't bought a car for a minute, is haggling still a thing?

Anytime who has purchased a hybrid SUV fairly recently (like in the last year or so) what kind did you get and would you buy it again?

If you're in Raleigh today, come see us at Moore Square!

First day selling lemonade was fairly successful with the exception of our square reader just...not turning on. And our sink faucet didn't work either. But we still did great, went through 120 lemons and 14 bags of ice! I hope we're just as busy tomorrow (forecast says thunderstorms though)

We watched Bugonia last night and I can't stop thinking about it. Jesse Plemmons was incredible.

Lemonade season starts this weekend! We have two events scheduled and it's supposed to be 82° on Saturday and 79° on Sunday, perfect start!

ORL v MIA is a pretty exciting game and more so because Orlando is ahead 2-0

Ugh fraud alert from BoA. I do really appreciate that they're always so on top of things but I hate having to go and change everything that auto charges to that card. It's our main card so basically everything goes on it. So inconvenient. #FirstWorldProblems

Serving up made from scratch toasted tomato soup with chicken and cheese quesadillas tonight. Did you know a can of Campbell's tomato soup will set you back almost $2 these days?

Cleaned the bathrooms, did laundry, braved Costco, now I'll be HBOmaxxing the rest of the day

Do people post Jesus because of the Jesus jokes or because they can't spell Ferreira

Should be 3, but yayyy!

Is this match as painful in person as it is on the teevee

Please somebody get a headband to Jesus at the half

He's going to VAR again? WTF is happening here.

I don't know what's even happening

Soccer sucks

I love soccer

Holy shit! Rothrock you beast!

Who had JMo?

Why are the Sounders lads wearing black armbands?

It came! Right on time!

I'm gonna start a podcast called An Ordinary Old Lady. It's gonna be brilliant.

Five Authors I've read at least five books by: George RR Martin Sarah J Maas Neal Stephenson Robert Jordan Becky Chambers

Anybody else have broadcasters that sound like RFK Jr. on AppleTV or is it just me?

Is it just me or did he just use a dissenting opinion as approval to do whatever the hell he wants to do?

Fucking sycophants are the only ones he'll call on. And then they all proceed to lick his asshole.

"Sir, I want to kiss you so badly". Please, somebody interview the man that supposedly said that.

Of course he's ordering even more tariffs. He will never accept defeat.

Kavanaugh is about to get a big bag of money. Trump loooves him.

Crossing my fingers that I get my @sounderatheart.com magazine before the first game!

The tariff shelf is empty.

So I guess this means that the $17 bill I got from FedEx for a tariff payment can go in the trash, yeah?

He's not my guy then.

Monday morning terror

It's time to start planning a visit to Thailand.

It's raining here and I'm sick. I would sure love a link to a livestream of the @soundersfc.com friendly 🤞🙏

I am begging people not to put Clavicular in my timeline.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I'm starting a rewatch of Schitt's Creek and the first thing on the screen is In Remembrance Of Catherine O'Hara and I was not ready 😭

I just brewed myself a stellar cup of coffee. I might finally have the grinder thing down (or it might be the coffee which is not my usual Folgers, who's to say).

About an hour away from this ❤️

There is a thumb of a man wearing a blue tshirt with a large American flag on it, and the shirt reads "Keep America Safe, Spay and Neuter All The Liberals". I purposely walked by him 3 times so I could say fuuuuuckkk youuuuu as I passed each time.

First show of two on Broadway today, the coldest of days.