I’ll shit in the two holes where your tits used to be! #LEW

You interrupt one of my matches again, it’ll be your tits that you leave behind!

To paraphrase a wrestler from long ago, if you put an “S” in front of “Hatman,” you have my exact opinion of Stetson Walker. #LEW

You reckon whatever you want, Shatman. #LEW

Although my match at #LEW7 against @stetsonwalker.bsky.social isn’t for BELT, I’m going to prove to him and the rest of LEW that BELT should be mine! Walker, you better hope that when I cave your head in, your hat stays on in order to hide the damage to your bloody, beaten, and unrecognizable face!

Oh, so now we’re speaking in riddles. Well, decode this riddle for me: I beat Poops. You put Poops in a match where he can win a shot at Necklace. I get put in a match against the man who holds BELT but the match isn’t for BELT! Riddle me that, motherfucker!

@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social let me get this straight. I dropped Grandpa Poops with a chair and pinned his ass for the 1-2-3 but I don’t get to fight for a shot at Necklace while HE does?! This is one memory that won’t be dead to me!

Blockbuster- a symbol of a bygone era. But the only thing that’s going to be bygone after #LEW6 is @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, because I’m going to bust his block with a steel chair over and over again until it flies off his shoulders, and unlike Blockbuster, no one is going to remember him fondly!

I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH! #LEW

Good, because it’s going to be the last thing you do, you saggy-balled motherfucker! #LEW

Last time I stepped in the ring with @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, I hit him so hard in the head with a chair that he lost control of his body and, I dare say, I think I smelled poop. Well, this Saturday, no amount of tag partners will stop me from making Poops McGee crap his tights one more time. #LEW5

Stop being such a Boomer.

Anytime you want to dance again, I’ll be here. Maybe we can play Musical Chairs. @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social can we get a Musical Chairs Match going here? #LEW

@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social I hope you’ve got a memory to help you deal with the pain of steel across the back of your head, you old fuck. #LEW4

“The trash fire is warm But nowhere safe from the storm And I can't bear to see What I've let me be So wicked and worn” #LEW

@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social is an old man and he’s got a lot of memories to lose. Memories don’t have much significance to me, so it won’t bother me one bit when I drop him on his head and cause him to forget everything about his 60+ years. #LEW4

“We were never alive, and we won't be born again But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart”

“I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.”