Let’s normalize breeding your friends

Let’s normalize breeding your friends

Long walks along the lake are great for the soul.

My Naan making is really in the top tier these days 🙂‍↔️

What a night

Woke up feeling extra feral. All my brain has thought about is ass.

Would never kink shame but I do need to work on controlling my facial expressions when people tell me controversial ones.

I didn’t see enough hump day posts. Please share yours below 👀

I’m high and feeling feral.

Me not thinking Im stoned. In reality:

No pump to be found 😭

Feral fall is upon us the leaves are beginning to turn color. 🍁😮‍💨

In my thick midwestern tone 🤣

My content summed up horny, nerdy, and a little domestic

Gays will be like, “She saved my life,” and it’s just Courtney Gripling

How it feels being the only gay at your office.

Witch-finger really was a vibe this weekend

Today’s activity

My ponytail palm ATE! ✨back from death!

So don't worry I'll make you worry like no other girl can So don't worry Damn sure I'll never let you know where you stand #Mansbestfriend

“Don’t Worry I’ll make you worry” is perfect for late night drives and chaos

“Go Go Juice” are for the girlies with drunk alter egos.

“When did you get hot?” Is for when you realize you want to fuck your friend. #Mansbestfriend

Never getting laid By Sabrina Carpenter is an eargasm. #Mansbestfriend

Where are all the hump day posts?

What a Monday ☠️

Had a dream last night I was Eiffel towering a mutual with a friend. It was really hot. Need to make it a reality. 😏

What a Monday ☠️

Arm day today.

Same

This week has been mid. But today was good!

Anyone getting irrationally horny the next morning after going out?

Anyone getting irrationally horny the next morning after going out?

Whenever I see a gay who has “prefers masc” in their Grindr profiles I instantly feel the need to be homophobic to them. 🙂‍↕️

I was informed by several people that I kissed a bi-curious man during Bump over the weekend.

MBF out in 14 days

I’m baked…Let’s bake. 🍪

Pretty proud of my green thumb. I revived a ponytail palm I inherited from a friend. You can see the top that originally died and all the green below is what I was able to grow from scratch. 💚

Finding out a guy is hardcore swiftie is a new turn off for me. 😬

Market days Chicago summed up.

Instead of Market days yesterday I spent the entire day lounging at home like a cat. No regrets.

I’m from the Midwest so at my core I treat others the way I want to be treated. With that said if you’re rotted or nasty to others i care about for no reason then I’ll be worse to you. 🙃

Anyone else?

So many mutuals coming into Chicago for Lollapalooza this weekend. If you see me say hi and yes I know I’m very tall. 😌

Heading to the gym

My friends and me at Lolla this weekend.

I love hump day posts.

Lollapalooza this weekend. Excited to be with friends and vibe.

On my walk home tonight I spotted a woman taking a huge drag from a fat blunt. I can tell it’s been a Monday for her. 🤣

Excite for low next week. Can’t wait to make out with frieds