Do you have a p-value of at least 0.05? Because I fail to reject you.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

Are you from McDonald's? Because you're McFuckin' beautiful.

I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Are you a toaster? Because one bath with you would send me straight to heaven.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

You look like mashed potatoes and gravy on the hungriest day of my life

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Oh wait, there is something on your face! It’s a lot of cuteness!

You’re my new distraction

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.

If you were a drink, you’d be a ‘smoothie’—because you’ve got me feeling all mixed up.

Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

You’re so sweet that you’re giving me a toothache.

Does the FBI know about you? If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass destruction.

You don’t need to carry a taser because you’re already a stunner.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I’d stay up all night to be sure you finish.

You must be Lucky Charms—you look magically delicious.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Those look like nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Are you anxiety? Because you’re always on my mind.

Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.

You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Are you interested in physical labour that involves the extraction of minerals or metals from the earth? Because I wanna make you mine.

Do you have a map? 🗺️ I keep getting lost in your eyes.

POV: you're a turtle and you fell on your back

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

You must be a particle accelerator because you give me a massive attraction.

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.