I’m trying to take a break from social media while I work on some stuff. If anyone wants to check out my work in the meantime: linktr.ee/pretentioueg...

The “Drag You To Hell” Queen and her undead Pride Army

My two metrics for knowing I’m decent at guitar: 1. My in laws let me play at family events. 2. My dog falls asleep when I play.

Bird Watching really creeps up on you. Spotted an Osprey a while back. Hear the video.

My latest skull drawing.

Made these awhile back. Feel free to share other places. I’m just avoiding Facebook as best as I can.

Brontosaurus vs Apatosaurus is a long standing historical fight I wasn’t expecting to dive into.

Hoped for enough red lights to listen to Sine On You Crazy Diamond (Pulse Version) in full before arriving at the drive thru. Mission accomplished.

Do I trust Carney to have all my interests in mind? Mate I don’t even trust my farts. But Carney is just an untrustworthy fart. Polievre has always been a shit.

Practice, practice, practice!

This has been touted as a real vibe for many these days:

Flowers On My Bones

Ever feel like the day is just… Dragon on? Like you can’t see through all the… Smaug? Want some excitement but everything is just a huge Ere-bore? … If you wanna stop me from making puns, it’ll take an army. Scratch that. Five Armies.

The journey of my skull drawing progress!

Been working more on The Devil In My Heart, redoing the earlier drafts. It’s been a process but hopefully I’ll finish it in 2026.

A Day At The Beach Starring my toddler’s favourite animals!

Another non-digital skeleton!

Crea-teethity

Hey!

Finding meaning in the face of a meaningless existence is an act of rebellion. Joy in the face of oppression is also an act of rebellion. Both are absurd, yet both are equally heroic. So go out and be heroic!

I didn’t think I would get this run down by social media so quickly in the new term but fucking hell. I’m a glutton for the horrors of humanity but I feel like my heart is in my throat every time I scroll anywhere.

Unsubtle and conspicuous. Anyone denying it is a liar or and idiot.

Coco isn’t unrealistic because of walking and talking skeletons. It’s unrealistic because it shows a 12 year old boy playing bar chords flawlessly.

I did the skull then decided to add the skeleton after. Bit disproportionate but that’s okay.

Uploading all my stuff on here too.

It is really difficult to pick up and replace a new habit, especially when you’re neurodivergent, and switching from FB to a Bluesky is annoyingly difficult for me, but it looks like, given the way the wind is blowing, gonna have to suck it up.

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Another “Holly” based skull picture, but one much more in tune with my personal style. Hope you enjoy it and remember that I love you and I’m proud of you! — TPG

As requested! A skull covered in holly, with a slice of fruitcake nearby. I will likely make a more macabre version later, but here it is for now! Hope you enjoy it! … To you and everyone else, a quick reminder that I love you and I’m proud of you! — TPG

Donny T has a smell that seems to cling to him. A Musk if you will. Like the rodent, I imagine it’s because the scent has been used to mark ownership.

This time last year I made my first Dead Bard picture. This is one year of levelling up my drawing. … As always, I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG

I posted this on Facebook too. I really gotta get more consistent with posting on here.

Had to work in-office today so I’m doing my art the old fashioned way. My Bard Doodle has some perspective/size issues, but my solo skull on a table looks pretty good! … Hope you’re all enjoying your time and as always, I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG

A short little photo album of The recently deposed Eye Doctor from when he starred in The Dictator’s Guide To Destroying Democracy.

The “Drag You To Hell” Queen cutting through the blinding snow.

This Bard looked a little chilly being naked and all, so I gave him some clothes. I’m trying to make an animation so I’m working on the style of what it’ll look like. I hope you enjoy it and as always a quick reminder that I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG

Look at this cutie pie.

The late 70s did some shit to bears.

Big fluffy snow! How wonderful. (First big snowfall of the year. Why is it two months late. Oh God. It’s the planet warming. Fuck.”

Prince John’s voice actor, Peter Ustinov deserves so much recognition for his performance in the last moments of the movie. Him yelling while pinned to the jail door while Rhinos ram him through the wall is fucking hysterical.

A little clarity on that so-called "mandate" ...

An old skull I made that creeps me out.

Names are just grunts we use to address each other, and surnames are just grunts that tell people who came in our mums.

I still don’t know how I managed to do this one. I’ve never been able to replicate the texture. But I really like it either way.