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‘’’’’ heya im nova (she/they) and i need a vault to secure my shower thoughts and random shit so peruse at your own risk <3 ‘’’’’
over 1 year ago
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liquor? yeah if she’ll let me
7 days ago
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i think cumulatively i’ve jorked it longer than the confederacy existed
22 days ago
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the stripper would love me if she got to know me
25 days ago
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the einstein of our generation is a boy in a skirt
28 days ago
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must be from afghanistan the way i tally bands 💰
29 days ago
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they forgot to add the throbbing cock vein to my mars bars
2 months ago
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thinking about the squid they have to jack off to get all the ink for the epstein files
2 months ago
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they hate us cause they anus
2 months ago
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fortune teller just drew the 10 of pregnant werewolves card…
2 months ago
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call me necrophilia the way i wanna crack a cold one right now
2 months ago
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white collar this blue collar that honestly i dont care what collar she puts on me
2 months ago
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heard there was a cockpit on the plane, god i hope so
3 months ago
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i oughta run a private school the way they call me headmaster
3 months ago
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call me ai the way i dont know what im doing with my fingers
3 months ago
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lesbian in the bathroom call that yurinating
3 months ago
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i thought sliming out meant jizzing why are we murdering
3 months ago
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if god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical
3 months ago
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new to pet play but i wouldnt mind being put down
4 months ago
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*changing sex positions* okay now lets do a silly one
4 months ago
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>go to mcdonalds >order 2 large fries >get 52 small ones
4 months ago
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going on a date with a cute ai!!! I hope i get jpegged
4 months ago
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i got a pocket full of sunshine ☀️ (an unregistered firearm)
5 months ago
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i three finger her box combo till her cane is raised
5 months ago
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the lion has taken tylenol as a cub
5 months ago
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call me covid the way i need a masc on my face
6 months ago
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remember to piss after esex so you don’t get an hdmi
6 months ago
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if two vegans are fighting is that still considered beef
9 months ago
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too much radio. not enough head
10 months ago
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only passenger princess I’m trying to be is Diana
10 months ago
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im a goofy gooner or whatever spongebob said
11 months ago
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lesbian pirates be like yarrr scissor me timbers
about 1 year ago
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“get a load of this guy” GUYS IM TRYING
about 1 year ago
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rename the gulf Sea Señor
about 1 year ago
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cheap bulking tip: one humans skeletal flesh has 32,376 calories <3
about 1 year ago
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why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing
about 1 year ago
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are lesbians with fat fingers considered hung
about 1 year ago
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if you guys need me I’ll be in the corner taking poison damage. oough. augh. ghaah. khek. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh.
about 1 year ago
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malpractice makes malperfect
about 1 year ago
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does anyone else shower to roleplay a vegetable being misted in the produce section or is that just me?
over 1 year ago
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does your life insurance know you like being choked?
over 1 year ago
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had to get her a white monster to make up for not having one *crying*
over 1 year ago
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‘’’’’ heya im nova (she/they) and i need a vault to secure my shower thoughts and random shit so peruse at your own risk <3 ‘’’’’
over 1 year ago
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to smithereens has to be the worst way to be blown
over 1 year ago
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beef jerky is getting so expensive i need to start jerking the beef myself
over 1 year ago
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