First, our Mayor has already stated that if he drives tanks on our streets, he better send millions and millions of dollars to DC to fix our streets. Then, as nobody knows how many tanks can safely cross one of our bridges at once, IT COULD COLLAPSE!! SO, THERE IS ALWAYS THAT!!

BREAKING: The Supreme Court narrowly ruled, 5-4, that the Trump administration must comply with a district court order and pay out nearly $2 billion in foreign assistance funds to nonprofit aid groups.