Actual live video of RFK still runnin from that dude

It’s important to assume that this dude is a tool bag

Fuck I’ll do it

Just sent this to Mrs Cat

Ok!

They’re so cute, excited but nervous for all that space

Worked for a long time for Rome

I could use a fistfight

I like how point ‘b’ shows that this moron does actually understand why the American people don’t just start single payer healthcare by fiat and just wants to gloat

YTF did you allow prince andrew to do all those nasty things Polly? Why did you allow colonialism in India Polly? You got a lot to answer for about the Irish potato famine Polly

Bringing this back. Canadians shut the fuck up about universal healthcare in the replies about healthcare premium increases challenge

It’s Armistice Day, fight me

Amazon owns it now. If you give a shit about the new bond you’re a scab and a quisling

You don’t have to think about Star Wars anymore. It’s the end of 2025 ffs

I am eight times thrust through the doublet

Everything on slate is calculated with algebra to be as stupid as possible

Oh really? Did the boat sink with all hands in your widdle lake, wow, what a tale *looks over my shoulder at the sea and back at you*

SAY WHAT!?

someone's gotta do something about all these quislings

@stellagarp.bsky.social is this like a whole class in library school?

Anarchism: Doesn't Sound So Silly Now, Does It? An introduction

paused the mgm opening at a point that makes the lion look like he’s gonna sneeze

Ever read books from the 30’s where people talk about visiting Germany? …just askin’

oh, the photo I shared that depicted my heart’s single greatest wish manifesting in reality was “AI?” it’s “made up?” you’re saying it’s “not real” and I should “be embarrassed” for “falling for it?” the picture that unburdened my soul is “slop?” then what am I supposed to do now? how will I live?

They’re going to try to hack the ancient social security FORTRAN or COBOL or whatever the hell with an ai and the whole thing is going to positively fucking melt

Actual live video of all the work “other than the leaded fuel” is doing in this skeet

I’m so cold and my beer is so warm! This sucks but my understanding of thermo is really solidifying

Fred Durst was a huge Mario fan. He played every game in the series, and even wrote a song about how he did it all for tanuki

I would like a new season of the x files that explicitly acknowledges that this goober is their boss

Guess who’s gonna get tacos from the street vendors in Everett every week now!?

Great big 0 but I only ever did the boombox thing as a joke when I was a kid

It’s Aaron Copland day at the coffee shop shop because I could not stand another note of Billie Holiday’s saccharine warbling

FUCK YES TUCHMAN POSTING

carpet staples...so many carpet staples

I just ran the numbers and this is the most pathetic thing possible

@acollierastro.bsky.social you may have been too conservative with your end of Target timeline

Wow, so bulky

Have y’all heard of this whole “drugs” thing? Pretty cool y’all!

FOR REALS

The man is hot but the suit looks like he’s playing dress up in his dad’s clothes and got caught in the rain

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

Whipping hoagies at chuds is legal again!

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Great timing for it too!

when you have that one friend who didn't pick up a subculture with everyone else but you're still cool

I just renamed by bong to Blake Herzinger and then did an absolutely huge Blake Herzinger rip and now I’m Blake Herzingered to the moon

This is the bleakest shit I’ve ever come up with

I got that cutie pie syndrome