"Due to ongoing market conditions..." No, it's because you made some moronic business decisions that made your subscription unsustainable! How about you stop bloating your shit for the sake of adding artificial value and just give me a base subscription that only has the thing that I need?

Been thinking of recording Cyberpunk 2077 for Splitscreen but the game is so hard to run, on my prefered settings it hovers anywhere between 40-45 and in crowded areas I've seen it tank to 25...

Sometimes I wish I knew how to talk to women

If you have >Anime profile picture >Join a random streamer's server without chatting >Don't have anything in your bio >Only have one message in that server that's like "Hi!" or "I'm [username]" you should know that the only reason why I haven't preemptively banned you is because of protocol :)

If we're so worried about the ice melting on the arctic then why don't we just jump a bunch of refrigerators on there smh head

Oh boy, Discord Nitro now comes with Game Pass? Two subscriptions that I no longer support because one was harming the gaming industry and the other belonged to a POS company that feels no regard for privacy and the security of their platform? Yeah I'll pass, screw both of ya ^^

You know, at the risk of sounding like a major asshole... Can the guys that quote retweet your posts with pictures of [currently geopolitical situation] please fuck off? I'm aware of the fucked up things happening in the world, I'm fucking TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THEM so stop shoving it in my face

You want me to buy another game we could play? You promise that we'll play this for more than 2 weeks at most? It's actually good? It's not another game that lacks content and hides behind the social experience? Then buy me the game, if we actually play it for longer than a month I'll pay you back.

Happy mother's day to those who have mothers and days

They gave you life is only a valid argument if they didn't make you crave death

Holy fuck I managed to go to bed at a reasonable time... AND I WOKE UP AT A REASONABLE TIME TOO!

I HATE IT WHEN MY LAPTOP DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY STOP WHATEVER IT'S DOING WHEN I CLOSE THE LID

Oh of course you only sit on my lap when there's a laptop on it...

I wonder how many times David Cage would've put the word 'clanker' into Detroit Become Human were it to come out today

You think Incineroar would give good hugs?

Payment terminal: "Check phone for instructions." Samsung Galaxy Watch 8: "Am I a joke to you?"

Lick

Hard to believe it's already been a month ago since I found my father dead in his bed...

2026 politics be like "His mouth was open so I was allowed to pee in it"

What has three colours and thinks I didn't give her food on time?

"It's self hostable so I might be able to use my bathwater domain for that" Why does that sentence make sense?

(Art by @YnasWorks) Hey guys, as you know it's been a rough few years financially. Despite effort to remain stable I have reached a point where I must seek other means of income. I'm hereby launching my new webshop where I sell HQ bathwater! Please visit ethbathwater.store

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Goodbye, father...

I love playing games on my Steam Deck

I wish it could be 20:59 and 29 seconds more times per day...

The Switch 2 is worth its price

There's two types of people in this world, those who put DHL/UPS/FedEx decals on their vans in Forza Horizon, and those who put "free candy" on them.

Persona 3 openings ranked: 1: Persona 3 (Burn my Dread) 2: Persona 3 Poatable (Soul Phrase) 3: Persona 3 Reload (Full Moon Full Life) 4: Persona 3 FES

Despite everything it's still me

People often ask me what's my secret, to which I respond with ADIEU GLYPH FRONT

"I feel like Gemini understands me!" It's made to understand you...

I have trouble letting go

Politics

It's dildo not dildon't

I wish every launcher on PC that allows you to only be online on one device at a time a very FUCK OFF

Dear companies, you show me AI made advertisements and you'll only end up advertising the competitor.

Isn't it funny how my bank will nag at me every 6 months to change my password, while my PIN number is still 8427?

Microsoft never should've been allowed to buy Activision Disney never should've been allowed to buy Fox Facebook never should've been allowed to buy Oculus Can we stop allowing big companies to buy one another?

We might mock Nintendo nowadays for a number of reasons, but if there's one thing I'm giving them 100% credits for it's the fact that their online service is solely focused on playing online. No additional benefits to inflate the price, just a reasonable price. Learn something from that Sony and MS

You know what really annoys me nowadays? How both Sony and Microsoft seem to be taken a page out of Nintendo's book and tighten the value of their games. Why is it that the Last of Us Part 1 is 40 bucks on sale when bought on a PS, yet only 30 bucks on PC? There's no proper ongoing sales whatsoever.

LIKE PLEASE DO IT RIGHT AND HAVE AT THE VERY LEAST AN OPTION

I DON'T WANT YOUR STEELBOOKS I WANT REGULAR BLU-RAY CASES THAT BLEND IN WITH EACH OTHER

I be 26 now

I HATE MARIO PARTY

I need to stop playing Solitaire...

Uno is a battle royale

Smash Mouth's 'All Star' was a song about global warming and we were all too ignorant to notice.

I LOVE RJ-45!

I don't want to talk about it