BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson to wear pink bunny suit to all future media appearances in order to distract from questions about the Epstein files.

Aww Trumpkin is grumpy. Also, I need you to know that I did not change his orange face color for this and it matches PERFECTLY.

Trumpkin

Got my Covid booster and Flu shot today. Probably gonna do a Tylenol chaser.

Pushback works

Breaking: RFK Jr. emerged from a pile of poo to discuss his recommendations for public health.

Wendy hasn’t shaved in a few days…

Donald the Clownfish and Pete the Moron. Who needs AI when you have a passion for art.

Granny Trump

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Keeping up the hope because there are people who depend on us ❤️ we will keep each other strong 🇺🇸

#Jaws 50th anniversary celebration post. Bon appetit 🦈

Happy 50th birthday #Jaws

In honor of the 50th anniversary of #Jaws

Instead of resigning, maybe Republican Senator Mike Lee (Utah) could be carried off by an Osprey.

Resign Piggy Lee.

Mike Lee is a snake.

Who else is looking forward to the all caps posts???

Stephen Miller as: himself 🤡

What do you think the album would be called?

Health worm gives update from pile of dung

Kamala Harris in October: “[Trump] considers any American who doesn’t support him or bend to his will to be an enemy to our country, and further, he says that as commander-in-chief, he would use our military to go after them.”

Stephen Miller has always felt inadequate. That is why he has this insane bully complex. He has felt small and impotent his whole life. Get over yourself Stephen, and go to therapy.

Not trying to add fuel to the conspiracy theory, but this was a campaign shirt before Biden withdrew 🤖 I am obsessed with Dark Brandon and the kooky Q-anon weirdos. To be clear: Robot Biden would be 100x better than whatever it is we have now.

I don’t know, to me the unibrow looks pretty natural on MTG…

I always knew Newsmax had a direct line to the Prince of Darkness

@wired.com I am not ashamed to admit I got a little emotional opening these stickers ❤️ my happy little human heart thanks you ❤️

Awww some-bunny is grumpy today! He spent the morning stealing candy from children, and tweeting through a sugar high. He is now crashing harder than the stock market. Poor grumpy bunny.

I saw a comment calling JD Vance a toad, so it inspired me 🐸

This is a shout out to the classic Disney movie Finding Nemo, except I wish RFK Jr. would get lost.

We all have this coworker 🙄

JD is in disguise at the Heard and McDonald Islands, Trump’s new target for the 53rd and 54th states.

The Three Stooges was all I could think about when I saw this picture

Another in the Marjorie vs. Sesame Street series: Count Von Greene

Stephen Miller as Bozo the Sad Racist Clown. Did you know this guy is only 39???

Thank you for showing us that you care Cory ❤️ we’re with you 🇺🇸

Marjorie Taylor Greene as Big Bitch

Uncanny

Kristi Gnome doesn’t understand what oath she is taking…

Jesse is eating soup today.

Just to prove a balanced perspective, I have made Chuckles Schumer

Jesse Watters, manly alpha male Fox news host.

We’re going to look for new enemies beyond our atmosphere

Spam Bondi, Attorney General of salted canned meat.

This snake has really been obnoxious lately

That is actually his regular foundation shade

Trumpty Dumpty

Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.