persona non sequitur
@nouseforajames.bsky.social
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Deposed philosopher king, exiled court jester, heckler, part-time entropic nihilist
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Today's dopamine hit. If you distill every 90s poppy alt-rock teen rom-com headline song down to its purest essence you get this masterpiece.
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NEK! - Dreams!!!! (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by NEK!
https://youtu.be/0YlW7T5fVZ4?si=hcb2Yv7U-hYgAsCv
9 months ago
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I love how sometimes you stumble across absolute proof that an era has ended, that a dynasty has fallen. The other day I found like 25 Steph Curry Funko Pops at Marshalls. You know your 15 minutes are up when you're heavily stocked at Marshalls.
about 14 hours ago
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According to the 10 day forecast and the experience of the last few days, New Orleans now has a rainy season. Getting some rain for 2-3 days in spring isn't unusual, but it's now NO summer, and it's looking like 2 weeks of pretty solid rain.
1 day ago
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Since I stopped buying snack food, meals have a whole new importance. This is why making something for the first time with no backup plan when it's too rainy to go out is either confidence or hubris. Time will tell the difference. Proven concept with super budget ingredients, what could go wrong?
1 day ago
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The Liberty got smashed the first game I've watched this season but seeing Bec Allen and Han Xu suited up got me right in the nostalgias.
3 days ago
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They fired everybody who knows how to do anything and only give jobs to cronies.
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5 days ago
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I had to replace a wired router that connected our CC cameras to the Internet today. The original setup had a custom routing table that I couldn't retrieve. The new router configured its own tables perfectly. I'm hanging a sword over it by a string in case it beeps funny.
5 days ago
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"Parents use hoarded wealth to control adult children in dying economy" is the appropriate headline.
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5 days ago
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I'm 100% sure there's a proper name for it, but the peppy faux rock theme music all over TV will always be power smooth jazz to me. Its existence is an affront to every good piece of music written by a skilled composer within any genre. This rant brought to you by YES Network's game theme.
6 days ago
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In honor of the WNBA revenue reports coming out and the outrage about the revenue:salary ratio before:
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7 days ago
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For everybody upset, please point to "Central Jersey" on this map
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7 days ago
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I can't really find fault with the Mets' strategy of "just hit it to Volpe"
8 days ago
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Regarding LLMs and Gen AI: I'm always willing to admit when I was wrong about a new technology I think is pointlessly solving a problem that doesn't actually exist. In that vein I would like to formally apologize to hybrid stainless/ceramic saute pans and electric pepper mills. AI users can get
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John Wayne Toss
Alt: John Wayne Tossing a kid into a lake
https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/2f/d5/0QDGw2Ckp4B1dxl8mX.gif?hh=320&ww=320&mp4=WG8Chm9Jxil7PePF&webm=mKXPbL1NwIQiLHKdho
8 days ago
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Yes, a basically unkillable wildflower that can be turned into both salad and wine is obviously a scourge upon this Earth.
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10 days ago
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Half-time key-change choruses are my love language. I forget that some people can make really good riffs and lines with only 6 or 4 strings. It's absolutely crazy when you look at the state of modern metal that Anthrax just dropped a new song that would fit on any album they ever released.
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10 days ago
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They were all blasting Phish, and traces of marijuana were found in their CPUs.
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10 days ago
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If you do it right it can be both.
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12 days ago
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Orioles fans: damnit we're down 6 we're so screwed Yankees fans: damnit we're up 6 we're so screwed
13 days ago
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Pretty sure it's the Pokemon anime intro music
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14 days ago
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How come every iconic Sophie moment is her on her ass?
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16 days ago
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I used to hate it when a storm was rolling in because I could never decide between Thunderstruck and Tornado of Souls as the perfect soundtrack, but history's greatest metal band solved that problem.
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LOVEBITES / The Castaway (Official Music Video - 4K)
YouTube video by LOVEBITES
https://youtu.be/vOwJCPGqlz0?si=-Twx59m9kfU7lbZ5
17 days ago
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Me finding a portion of rice in the freezer when I thought I already used it all:
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Gollum Says My Precious
Alt: Gollum Says My Precious
https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/9b/31/ZvsIhe01.gif?hh=241&ww=498&mp4=paSstWWJeK4HClXYD&webm=Ws5iMpZATzjaL
17 days ago
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Happy Lovebites music video drop day to all who celebrate.
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LOVEBITES / Reaper's Lullaby (Official Music Video - 4K)
YouTube video by LOVEBITES
https://youtu.be/YxM63Bcmyr8?si=4U2UJUWUe07V-Jvh
17 days ago
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Some people will come on the internet and say anything. "James Dolan has bangers." No he doesn't, you absolute loser.
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Decrypting New MSG Surveillance Scoops & Whistleblower Power with ACLU's Ben Wizner | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
https://youtu.be/o6mCtaW_69M?si=cIwBDtqNpVeUsVCo
17 days ago
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Crazy that a politician whose entire core demographic appeal is dudes who don't pay their child support would do that.
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18 days ago
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"We gotta ban the Verrazzano" If he does this he gets to be president for 2 terms. Those are the rules.
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18 days ago
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NHL Hitz 2003 Rob Zombie Feel So Numb
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18 days ago
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I'm irrationally pissed off about how much I like my rechargeable electric pepper mill.
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19 days ago
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I am overly annoyed that I went to buy a pepper mill at the bougie cheap kitchen stuff store (Marshalls) and they only had electric ones and only in pairs. Someone will say the second one is a salt grinder (so does the package) and just know I'm totally judging you for grinding salt.
19 days ago
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Musk and Altman believe in UBI in the same way RFK Jr believes in universal healthcare. Once they've killed off all the undesirables, the worthy will live in Gene Roddenberry's utopian future.
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19 days ago
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The reason homo sapiens is slated for extinction isn't any specific belief but the craven need to believe in something. Also, stop listening to people about stuff outside their expertise. Smart people are usually idiots.
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19 days ago
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I genuinely hope they're training it solely on post data from the conspiracy-addled boomer grandmas that comprise facebook's actual user base.
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20 days ago
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Jazz pimped that ball so hard Shaft stopped by to ask him what the word on the street is.
20 days ago
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They draft a generational forward.
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20 days ago
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Um about that, those weren't for research. Paired with some mad cow brain jam and urinal cakes, that was his charcuterie board.
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20 days ago
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It's actually been kind of fun to see a bunch of previously privileged people learning that the actual Constitution, the one that governs normal people's lives, reads in its entirety: Our game. Our rules. Fuck you. We win.
21 days ago
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I'm not watching the NHL playoffs but I'm hearing the experiment of using goal cutouts instead of actual goalies has been a bit of a failure.
21 days ago
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Jack Johnson as third star, 98-year-old Jaromir Jagr's hat trick, 8-6 final score...
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21 days ago
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So far this year, the weather has been wrong at all times. 80s in February, mid 50s in May.
23 days ago
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tfw your fantasy batter hits a bomb off your fantasy pitcher
24 days ago
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If this court ever stops short of actually destroying another pillar of what America pretends is its ethos, just remember they're really saying "bring us a better case so we can do it all the way with plausible deniability."
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26 days ago
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I never hear Pat Riley talk so it always surprises me that he looks like Al Pacino but sounds like Jimmy Carter.
26 days ago
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The manosphere is the losers hanging out behind the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere. They swear it's by choice.
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26 days ago
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I love when coworkers start getting messy in the chat.
26 days ago
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Nah. The question right now is how the hell people spent enough money on Kid Rock that he's got private jet money. He should be living in a single wide with a Bondo-colored Dodge Omni under the carport. I'm judging tf out of all of his fans.
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27 days ago
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Apropos of nothing in particular...
27 days ago
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The world is collapsing and everything sucks but people are still awesome sometimes. Watch. The. Drummer.
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Don't Stop Me Now - Queen [첫 합주 라이브] Cover
YouTube video by 초면에 합해보자
https://youtu.be/-qVdjdWPSWE?si=GVZ8pI1NTn7WoGDR
29 days ago
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29 days ago
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The purest thing I've seen on the Internet in forever is this rock group that does live streamed covers they've never played together beforehand. Goofy af in the best possible ways.
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JUMP - Van Halen [첫 합주 라이브] Cover
YouTube video by 초면에 합해보자
https://youtu.be/VtNxuCDsNd0?si=1JrwNQ_qfsEJn4N9
29 days ago
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The one where
@joon.bsky.social
explains why the Red Sox are the way they are is just 🤌 might watch it again tonight if I can find some popcorn.
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We Investigated How Teams Monetize Your Loyalty: The Results Will Enrage You
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
https://youtu.be/uLtnyIoE3io?si=h0IKJhPmazbBNdkq
30 days ago
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In light of the Boston Red Sox firing Cora and staff, my axiom of sports accountability: Whenever somebody in a sports organization gets fired for team performance, they directly report to the person who should've been fired.
30 days ago
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