If you throw 1000 darts at a wall some of them may hit the board. We do not need to applaud that a few Manfred darts hit close to the target when the overall goal was to make owners even more money and break the union.

If this comes true and the current Rangers front office and coaching staff are still working there on draft day, they should trade that pick.

It's great for BYD.

When I played Halo for the first time as a twenty-something, I thought "Breaking Stuff to Look Tough" was a fun name for a video game chapter. I didn't like it as much now that it's American foreign policy, domestic policy, business ethos, and community motto.

In honor of blasting people to the moon, an ode to the father of American space travel:

The only good April Fool's prank. Dropped April 1, 2018. The new arrangement with added traditional Japanese instruments was so good they dropped an EP the next year. Some people can't fail. Even their pranks are bangers.

The intellectual consistency is bigotry and cruelty to the Other. Their only North Star is the creation of a Christian white nationalist autocracy. Whatever it takes to get there is inherently ethical, moral, and consistent. That's why there's no maneuvering or strategy.

Nemophila has a trio of songs that are pure emotional obliteration: Now I Here Life Beautiful Days

Frozen Serenade by Lovebites Monochrome by BabyMetal Without Holding Back (2026) by Band-Maid Start Our Journey by Hagane Evolve Extended Version by East of Eden

In American music, melody. The idea of stringing different notes together in a pattern that's pleasant and interesting to listen to. Makes Gregorian chant sound like fucking Chopin.

I was burning thumbs downs on an awful women in metal Pandora station looking for anything new when I heard Karate by BabyMetal.

I keep hearing that there are 2 sides, but if there are why does the Democratic Party keep pushing middle-aged white Republican men as the preferable nominee for president?

In honor of Torts having a new home, a quick reminder about the rules for teams with a new coach:

"Things aren't going well. We need some fresh blood." Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Nobody in the history of bodies: NHL team: let's hire a guy who's been fired by 19 other teams

People are rough on Jimmy Olsen, but for real...

Concept: bring 3 top women from 3 iconic bands to form the super band base for a literal training academy/pipeline for women in metal. J-pop style infrastructure behind metal might create something the world isn't ready for. I can't wait to find out what.

This is revisionist history. People were late for everything then, too. The difference was that it was socially acceptable to ditch them, and now you have to call, listen to their lame ass excuse, and wait for them.

I know it's too early to have thoughts but are the Giants bad?

All I see is the tightest, most perfectly set up line you can imagine. Everything in easy reach, process perfected.

Anybody who's ever worked for a small business owner knows this is exactly how this goes.

Hal Steinbrenner has determined that celebrating a World Series win would cost more than it would generate in revenue and is committed to losing in the CS every year.

Yeah. If you follow, watch, attend, or cover the next Olympics, you're complicit in this. It's time to snuff out this crime syndicate once and for all.

You have the power. Do the Dodgers next!

CURSED!!! How do you give up 2 runs before the 1st out to the Pirates? That's like getting outsmarted by Joe Rogan.

Cops have been taking daily doses of fentanyl to build up their resistance. Some officers can mainline 5 grams with no effect now, much to their dismay.

The IOC, like all sports governing bodies, is a crime syndicate that provides political cover for the worst of humanity. It's a legalized, openly operating Raymond Reddington. But hey everybody gets to be a jingoist guilt-free for 2 weeks every 2 years, so it's got that going for it.

smh never first in anything, so on brand

They have to do this on vibes not stats. Jazz and Caballero would've had a blast with this. This was like throwing a surprise party for an introvert.

Tunnels in New Orleans have a spectacular track record. Looking forward to the party people will throw in the ruins of whatever super idiot returns to build.

So I just got a trade notification, and this trade is so lopsided it's gotta be the same person. Like 5 legit stars for 5 pretty good guys. It's either a cheat or the stupidest person to ever log on to an electronic device.

Judge is washed, gotta start the rebuild

Drafted too late for this week to count, but feeling less awesome about drafting Aaron Judge and Logan Webb early. Might've been a reach.

Giants out there trying to get kickball outs.

Hilarious to see the ump checking Fried for sticky stuff, like dude if he had sticky stuff on him that half inning would've gone way better.

That is the first time I've ever seen a commercial for the Canadian armed forces, and uh, yeah...

Okay CC in the booth might actually be cool. He loves the game so much, and not just the game as it used to be. But that plaid sport coat screams Hockey Man. Raiding Barry Melrose's closet from 2017 should get you cancelled.

Sportsnet had a half hour on the Blue Jays playoff run like the show star saying, "Last season, on baseball..."

You know how you see random local news stories and they're either fun little fluff pieces or random bits of psychosis? I've never seen a fun little fluff piece out of Utah. Every Utah story is 90s children's cartoon levels of unhinged.

Scarlet Witch to do the job. Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor to take her out drinking after so she doesn't go all emo and destroy the world. Spend the rest of the budget on the bar tab. Save $1 for a designated driver: Dom Toretto.

Go ahead baseball sky. Roast me. I've already got a waiver claim in for a reliever because I kinda didn't get any, but I think this is actually an okay team in a 10-team league. This is my first points league (always did categories before) so I guess I'll see how this pans out.

Just signed up for a public fantasy baseball league. Haven't played in a decade. Scoring starts Monday. Can't wait for my top 3 draft picks to be on the IL by Saturday night.

Happy opening day to all who celebrate. Remember that all of life's problems can be solved by hitting a round thing wrapped in leather as hard as you can with a heavy wooden stick.

They're not reopening the strait until Trump delivers a speech announcing that he started the war because he's a stupid poopyhead and he lost the war because he's a stinky doodoo dumdum and he's super sorry and is sending the bribe jet, gold brick, and FIFA peace prize with the reparations.

Whoever decided that the Risky Melody FC jerseys shouldn't be actual merch saved me from a ruinous financial decision and should be fired immediately.

History classes kind of skip over that early American states had a lot of beef with each other that sometimes spilled over into skirmishes. For example, New York and New Jersey barely averted a naval war for Staten Island. New York lost the treaty negotiations and had to keep it.

John Roberts in oral arguments after pundits call the Supreme Court a partisan clown show:

That coat comes with 2 pairs of bell bottoms and a week's supply of quaaludes. It's usually hanging in the back of a van that's lined - floor, walls, and ceiling - with orange shag carpet. There's an airbrushed cowboy silhouetted by a desert sunset on the side panel.

It's funny how closely this resembles a national election map 🤷

When you've lost the Office of the Inquisition, you've lost everyone.

Can't wait for a reprint of A Christmas Carol with the ghost of Christmas future showing Scrooge his nephew and friends betting on when Scrooge will die on Polymarket.