You can tell how good a fried chicken place is by how much they advertise. Chik-Fil-A, advertises everywhere non-stop, chicken sucks ass Raising Cane's, advertises a lot, chicken is mid at best Popeyes, advertises sometimes, chicken is really good Brothers, no advertising, best chain chicken

Let's really fix this time thing. Sunrise is 6:00 AM. Sunset is 6:00 PM. The exact midpoint is 12:00 noon.

The Warning Nirvana

They laughed at me when I deep-fried a garden salad on a dead overnight shift, but who's laughing now?

Matty boy thinks those 10 racists in that diner in Ohio are the rightful rulers of America and that their whims should be fiat. He's a semi-closeted bigot and one of the biggest buffoons in American opinionating.

A book I read when I was 7 between Matt Christopher sports books and Peanuts anthologies and never felt like it was the outlier. The Illiterati are making too many inroads into mainstream society.

This ruined it for me. When I watched the muted version, what I heard in my head was Goof Troop Goofy's wah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey.

There's an actual chance that everything is quiet at my job (emergency covering for the overnight manager) by 1:00 AM on a Saturday night. That is absolutely hinged.

The too popular to be illegal argument should've saved the guys who ran the og StreamEast

"Meat" chili, mostly artificial nacho cheese sauce, packet fried onions.

This is a good thread. The only thing I would add is that I think part of that nostalgia is for a tactile experience. You had to touch things. A disc, a map, buttons, switches. Now all you touch is your phone. I think that's part of the obsession with food. It's the only thing we touch anymore.

People getting radicalized into white supremacy by the Internet? That's a skill issue. I got radicalized into buying a celebrity cookbook. There is no line I won't cross.

I now firmly believe that the CarMax ad people just said, "Okay, we just need you to dance for 30 seconds." and then couldn't not use what she did next.

The only leftist mercenaries in history were the A-Team. Argue with a wall. Preferably the one in that collapsing NYC skyscraper.

I cannot tell you how many times I have done this in my professional life and how well it works on snap business owners.

TIL Ming-Na Wen wrote a cookbook!? You can tell she actually knows how to cook Chinese food because she completely makes up all the measurements off the top of her head. I dislike cookbooks. I despise celebrity cookbooks. I might have to buy this one?

Mitch McConnell has been filling in on drums for Gorillaz. As per the standard contact for musicians involved in recording and touring with the mysterious band, he is bound by an NDA.

City official: the basement floods 10 feet deep every time it storms! $500/hr consultant:

Dominguez should've just stolen home at that point.

I can almost guarantee that prior to running, Graham Platner was the most progressive man Graham Platner had ever met.

lol what kind of idiot thinks there'll be enough of humanity left to run the power plants for the data centers in 8 years

I love how 90+% of Amazon is just up-priced Temu stuff.

1995 me would definitely call 2026 me a sellout for this, but I'm kind of embracing gimmicks. I don't care how you got there, man. If you can rock, you can rock. This group was put together by a YouTuber, and everything from auditions, recruitment, practice sessions, etc., are on their channel.

Not a huge fan of America's Test Kitchen. Most of their stuff isn't really for me. But I will always stop for a Lan Lam lesson because she's legit. Techniquely might be one of the top 5 best things on the Internet.

It's amazing what you get when your country is statistically 100% white and has oil wealth.

I don't know how they got them but Nemophila wore custom Knicks jerseys for the NYC show of their North America tour. Pure genius. 13/10.

🎵 I've been downhearted baby I've been downhearted baby Ever since the day you left Ever since the day you left🎵

One of the absolute titans of modern rock/metal guitar left one of my fav metal bands a couple years ago, and this is her first real release since then, and just f'n wow. Absolutely beautiful somber poppy intro and then some incredible driving, soaring showing off. Saki is a guitar monster.

It's dangerous to slip into a heat dome raw, kids.

Let them eat CAT scans

Me scrolling through all the Celtics fans' posts about the Jaylen Brown trade.

117, the mark of the Master Chief, destroyer of religious zealots, executor of rogue AIs.

The fact that this dude can put a Sarah Langs "Wheeeeeee!" on the stock market is so much funnier than the article that did it.

Under my iron-fisted rule, any kid who goes to a private athletic camp/instructor will be placed in a special league where they play against minor leaguers, undrafted free agents, and foreign stars trying to break into American leagues. Privileged 12yos vs desperate 20-somethings. No handicap.

If Donny Dunce tanks the dollar/economy, all their bribes are worthless.

He put a lot of great bits onto film, but the best bit was the entirety of Silent Movie.

When I was a kid watching Challenge of the Gobots on Cartoon Express, I knew it was a trash knockoff of Transformers. It's somehow even worse than I remembered and I can't stop watching it.

Instead of going to loser school, just know these 3 quick hacks to get women to like you: 1. Learn how to shop, dress, cook, clean, and be fully self-sufficient 2. stfu 3. Listen 97% of guys cannot do all 3. Those that can't aren't looking for a partner. They're looking for a mommy with benefits.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: No, really, nobody: Hungover Aussie:

Fun fact, the Mets have the highest cost per win at $4.8m, $1.2m higher than second place Toronto, $2.1m more than division leader Atlanta. ((Total Payroll/162)*Games Played)/Wins I'm all for wasting billionaires'money, but at least give the fans something.

This is where I out myself as a little bit of a ramen snob. I've always got some of these stashed for emergencies, but Sapporo Ichiban is my go-to. Just a better noodle. Maruchan are pretty nice overcooked and spun into a stir fry tho.

Official MLB stats update! The Mendoza line for managers is 34-47.

One need only look as far as the closest Pride event to see the undeterred, almost unhinged joy a human feels at finally being able to unapologetically share their authentic self with the world. This is the Republican Party's coming out.

MLBPA has to tie any salary cap to the total elimination of league welfare for tanking teams as a poison pill.

What's missing in our world? Nobody's lifting up the younger generation. Nobody's passing down recipes. Teach the youths.

Hearing Sky Bridge and upper level tickets to Taylor Swift's wedding at MSG will start at $10,000, main level $25,000, and floor seats $250,000. Anyone found within 5 blocks of the arena from 3 hours before to 3 hours after the event without a valid ticket will be shot on sight by the NYPD.

Sunday night on Lifetime:

Buster is a buster, but it's crazy that there's a whole organization with lawyers and a PR department and nobody sat him down and drilled the perfect answer into his empty little head. This is an org fail from top to bottom.

BREAKING: Republican has advice for Democratic Party