Chud light

Go ahead and pop your head off real quick

You me and debris

When that italian squash hit

The bums lost

The Brothers Wizard

Got my fortnite account back

there was a time when people thought that mayonasie was a better substitute for butter. then people started thinking that butter makes almost any sandwich better, even with mayonaise. so they combined them. It weas sort of the reeses of its time.

jung said everyone has a dark shadow, But he was a psychologist in switzerland in 1900. how else was a psychologist supposed to get customers in switzerland in 1900?

Hit 180k miles on the hamry

Bro got hit with the baozha

Hey Siri punch yourself in the back of the head as hard as you can

in basic traininbg for the army they told us that we should obey illegal orders. So ive done that my whole life and im not going to stop now.

I don't agree with this but I appreciate the different point of view

Some real dour fellows over at r/clashroyale

As if Jack White wasn’t enough of a meal, he invites Eminem for dessert!

"Not my circus not my monkeys" - grandma durham

I'm the laughing you're the cow

Netflix needs to do a doc on the cabazon dinosaurs. Reading the wikipedia isn't enough

Guy who reverse bear traps himself with his hands

Julio cosign

Was researching llyn foulkes for my art appreciation class and turns out he died like 5 hours ago. Rip to the goat

...I'll post here if cool people show up...

Just crafted some crazy 130bpm acid trance ft. cyndi lauper while wearing a coat only seen on trotsky. They're deporting me to bushwick

Two-hundred eighty-one

I think that it was ai and that slop cawthon doesnt do anything anymore

I wish I was religious so I could go on a trek through the jungle to find god or something. If I went to the jungle I'd just be like why am I here I should be home rn

When those mr pibbs catch up to me in 10 years

The snake is eating its tail

A grape is just a kind cherry tomato

Finished the clash royale battle pass I need to be exiled

We didn't need a buzz lightyear spinoff. What we needed was a Zurg spinoff. Maybe even a trilogy. We could call it the prequels

Just remembered the alex rider book series. Those were fire. Crazy that the most recent one was like two years ago

Dont knock mr pibb until you try it

Goblin machine!!

Hitting legs listening to abba

Castrate me AND bro

Kareem gom-jabbar

Nothing ever happens. I like zohran but nothing ever happens

Iron lung is markiplier's bando stone and the new world

Chinatown is crazy I'm just driving and all of a sudden everybody is Chinese

Guy who pulls up shazam when monster mash is playing

Posted up alone at the NBA cup in the worst seat possible wearing my burnt orange indian leather jacket

I gotta move to arizona the gas is 2.83 and the speed limit is 75 the only problem is then I'd have to live in arizona

Revisiting my homeland (the yucca valley dominos next to the yucca bowl)

Goodbye santa maria, hello California!

A churlish mcdonalds employee finally greets me. I've been waiting for a minute and a half. I say, Do you sell bags of ice? He looks frightened. He goes and asks his manager, and informs me that they don't. I walk out, head held high, having of course won the interaction

Pearson learning