Ran outta gas so naturally I pull my wiener out.

I get a good shot every now and then.

Gotta get this mirror replaced so y’all can see my wiener better.

Hawt

Racks

Bellies, boobies, and…bellends? And Oxford commas.

I cannot get all the pee put when I pee #old #getyourprostatechecked Also, the audio has nothing to do with the video. Lol

Two things you can lick.

Goals

👅

😁

Alive

Rubs welcome.

I gotta get back in the gym. The scale says I’m down to 220 from 255 but I don’t wanna believe it.

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Delusions

Had a date with Pete Zarole.

I’m probably gonna lose followers over this but these are amazing. I hate for my toes to be touching each other.

When your tiddy cramps while you’re flexing taking naughties in the fitting room.

Hi. Still alive.

Sup

round

New swimmies.

B2b

Wearing my slutty underwear.

I got dark there for a second.

Bewbs. And tummy.

I don’t even know what I’m doing here.

New swimmies.

Happy Father’s Day.

You add the cream cheese.

What part are you gonna rub and what part are you gonna kiss?

Pissin’ in the woods.

Backrolls!?! (Also, Onlyfans 20% off this weekend!!!)

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Part 2 with @jonnyparty.bsky.social You know where to find it.

Quick first video of a hole filling sesh with @jonnyparty.bsky.social

My arm looks HUGE. Wish it’d stay like that.

Tummy.

G’nite