Absolutely appropriate that the Canadiens are going out like punk ass bitches. The Sabres send their regards.

I will never understand leaders who gate keep achievement or service awards. Valor awards, sure. Absolutely. But AAMs? ARCOMs? MSM and LOMs? My brother in Christ, it is literally a tiny piece of metal and fabric. We have an infinite supply of them, stop being stingy.

It’s 2026 and the phrase “neurotypical foreskin” has entered the lexicon. Killlllll me

To my vet friends: please consider doing the mil/civ divide a solid today by not verbally nuking your civ friends who post about bbqs You can absolutely acknowledge our fallen comrades w/o screaming into the abyss about how civs don’t get the meaning of today. They probably don’t. It is what it is

Four years at the most difficult school in our higher education system of learning, only to have to sit through the rain listening to this. This is, for the first time ever, feeling badly for West Pointers.

My unpopular opinion is that all the boy moms lamenting that boys clothes are terrible are just secretly trying to turn their sons into better dress mini pseudo spouses There is nothing wrong with dinosaurs and trucks on clothes. You don’t complain about princesses or flowers on girl clothing

Can’t wait to watch the Canadiens get absolutely fucking rocked by Carolina.

The only way the Sabres were going to win this game is if they moved the venue to Montreal lol

Highly unlikely I survive the boy toddler stage

Making your new slogan “Make Heaven Crowded” after your husband was assassinated is…certifiably insane.

*7* unanswered goals. My god, I’m getting hot and bothered just thinking about it lol.

Appreciate the Sabres winning tonight so they can crush all of our dreams in Buffalo, the way God intended.

Saw that video of the ADA BN CDR yelling at AFT NCOIC. Relieve that guy from command. Insane behavior from a so called leader. Good for that NCO for standing her ground.

A lot of commentary on late Millennial/Gen Z “issues” are unfair, but man have these generations created imaginary professions out of fake suffering and over-diagnosing.

Am I psychotic for wanting to take another BJA position?

I have no idea what position I even want to do after this BJA gig. Nothing sounds appealing.

What do you mean you’re a whole ass LTC in the Army Reserve, and you’ve never been an Investigating Officer?

…I’m so fucking tired, yall.

100% that’s his kid.

The Jedi Order were a repressive, militant religious cult that needed to be destroyed.

I have never once had to show my ID at a Denny’s.

Ooo ah Sabres on the warpath!

I fucking love this town.

Yo, who let their 1L summer associate out of the file room to draft motions? Oh wait, this is a fully barred attorney? Yiiiikes that’s embarrassing.

First of all, yes, movies actually have been written about stuff like this. Second, what tragedy? Nothing happened to them. If this was tragic, what would they call Sandy Hook? Tree of Life? Pulse?

How rigorous is ILE Phase 1?

More! #GoSabres

We are at such a low point in this country that I’m just really happy to see trigger disciple.

OMG. 🇰🇪 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon (legal conditions) in 1:59:30 at the London Marathon! Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 runs 1:59:41 in his DEBUT. Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 takes third in 2:00:28 All under the previous WR.

Damn girl, not so loud…

Is there a market for, like, realistic smut? Like stories with lines like “he took off his pants and she saw his below average manhood” or “he unhooked her bra and her boobs fell halfway to her bellybutton”? Not a writer, and not even really a reader of smut, but I’ve always been curious.

Go Sabres.

I fucking love being a Buffalonian, dude.

I just know Rick Jeannertt’s in heaven loving that one. #GoSabres

Saw a girl unironically wearing an Affliction shirt today. Nature is healing.

Only learned about this kid maybe two days ago, but holy hell can we stop propping up these people, please.

I see the “Live from the Capitol” takes about Coachella, and I think yall have it backwards. I have no problem admitting when the rich out opulent me, but Coachella seems one step removed from taking my toddler backyard camping and then playing a Wiggles CD, and yeah, it’s a no from me, dog.

My son’s first words upon waking at 5:15 the last two mornings have been “Moana?” I’ve seen this movie no less than 20 times this week 🥴

Bryan Cranston may have acted in the greatest TV series of all time, but deep down I think he was way happier to do the Malcolm in the Middle reboot.

Can’t even imagine how you’d go about explaining something like this in a textbook to kids 20 years from now.

I’m receiving reports that the President, on Easter morning, took his Shahada outside a McDonald’s in DC.

Yeah I cried.

Gas has gone up over $1.50 since mid-March.

The rate at which service member suicide and homicide will spike is going to be devastating.

We are, like, three news cycles away from them eliminated OSTC.

Why even pretend we are aiming for good order and discipline at this point?

Portrait of a Lady on Fire is so damn good.

Fun fact: if you are born here, citizenship is an actual right, not a privilege.

An incredibly pussified way of telling the world you’re racist and soft.

The problem with the live action Moana film from the jump is that The Rock is charismatic, but he’s not, like, child level charismatic. It’s masks well when he’s only providing voice but I worry that he’s gonna feel stiff and awkward as a live action Maui. And don’t even get me started on his wig.