Minus Josh Rosen, the 2018 Draft is probably the best QB draft class in decades.

My biggest mistake this year was drafting Marvin Harrison Jr.

Oh the Cardinals uniforms are terrible…

Sec Def gonna roll out medpros PowerPoint slides and by name read off who is MRC3/4.

Tua criticizes notorious PS5 enthusiast, Super Bowl quarterback Cam Newton. My guy is huffing the self denial fumes hard.

The DTS costs alone 😳

….in that he stabs you while you run at him??

Could have stopped at “if you were wondering what conservative MilTwitter is up to” Cause nope. I’m not. Be well, away from me.

How’s that Rapture working out for people?

Manifesting a Bills-Lions Super Bowl.

3-0 in fantasy, baby 🎉

Dan Campbells balls could anchor battleships, they are that huge.

Aka the lawyers got involved.

My guy, there is a reason your single uncle or single aunt had special and unique hobbies that seemed to consume their singular focus. Also, we would use had plenty of 70 year olds with autism, but we institutionalized them up until the 1980s and a lot of them, well, died.

Facts don’t care about your feelings unless they are my feelings, and then they are policy.

Tylenol is one of the few pain relief drugs that pregnant women can take, so of course it must be stopped.

Being an attorney right now.

Tylenol is going to sue the shit out of the government.

lol my opponent is playing Russell Wilson.

Lol Dak

Dallas gonna Dallas.

Finally understand what Katy Perry meant when she said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again.”

GWOT’s back on the menu, boys!

Jackson Hawes!!!

Cooked beyond measure.

Yo, this guy lol. Someone please come take his microphone away.

People will likely disagree with me but Pink. Lot of American regional cuisine incorporates the other colors. Plus you get all the deliciousness of South and Latin America. Blue is my runner up.

Any vets on here ever have a dissectomy, and if so, did it help your pain?

It’s so easily D that it’s not even a competition.

I’m sorry, but if the QB becomes a runner, how the hell are DBs and secondaries supposed to discern when they can tackle and when they have to pull up? Sometimes that decision needs to occur in less than a second.

Quite literally anything by Bruno Mars.

Just kidding, guess it worked for them. Happy for Baker.

You have two timeouts, why are you bleeding clock TB??

I love that Fox gave Tom Brady his comfort stuffy in the form of Gronk in the pre and post-game commentary.

That virtual spot was garbage.

Lol the Dolphins.

When you’re a Bills fan but your fantasy opponent has Josh Allen 😔

I listen to a lot of screamy music and sometimes “sing” along with it. My son has noticed, and has tried to mimic the sounds I make, and it’s pretty fucking funny.

We’ve made it full circle back to the 90s.

This is so obviously shitposting, it’s embarrassing and dishonest to frame it as anything else.

Why is Charlie Kirk getting the military bro style send off? Dude wasn’t military. He also wasn’t Norse pagan. He was very vocally and visible fundamentalist Christian.

So, far right dude was assassinated by a further right dude?

Can’t lie, the Packers all white unis look good.

Upon reflection, I think the only reason right wing talking heads care so deeply about *this* particular shooting is they realize that if Charlie Kirk can be assassinated, it’s not outside the realm of possibility that they can to. And that, understandably, terrifies them.

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Absolutely nothing they could have done, ambulance or not, would have saved him from those wounds.

Transama bin Laden over here.

Can I also say, all this finger wagging from soapbox liberals saying “be very careful what you post after this, you’re adding gas to a brush fire.” Girls, the house is already burning. It doesn’t matter what we say or do at this point. A few people on Bluesky means nothing.

For what it’s worth, Charlie Kirk wouldn’t have even batted an eye at his own political assassination. It just would have been a Wednesday in America for him.

Based on the Republican response to this so far, you’d think this is the first time they saw political gun violence. It’s just the first political gun violence they actually care about.