Hopping on real quick to congratulate @scmorganauthor.bsky.social and the Astros North on their World Series berth! Make us proud!!!

Hiiii. Just checking in. I'll be back soon. Hope all is well!

Please dont let some fuck-nut on the internet ruin your day. Go to the grocery store and try to spend less than your mortgage and ruin it yourself.🙃

Checking in since I've been getting a lot of DMs/emails asking if all is well. Thank u.🤍 I'm just in my own little bubble right now. I'm trying to find my creativity once again, prepping for my first day of school, staying hydrated, and waiting for the whole lot of them to die.✌🏻

Checking in, saying hi. Don't forget to hydrate, and yes, he's in the fucking Epstein files.

Just to be clear, I'm not ignoring anyone. I'm ignoring everyone.

Get in losers. We're hitting all the drive-thru's for my (49th) birthday freebies!😜

I have to send my MS to my editor, @cknightwrites.bsky.social, in 25 days, ***AND*** I'm going back to school after 25+ years, just 1 week after that. #authorlife #authorsofbsky

I don't share much online, but today, I got some amazing news. I've been accepted into a program that will greatly benefit my non-bookish professional life. -1/2

Welcome home.🫡

Me | My emoji

I don't want flowers and jewelry. Serenade me, the last half of verse 3 from Eminem's 'Godzilla' with a mouthful of saltines, so I know it's real.🫶🏻

Today's Word of the Day is ew. ew /(y)iw/ exclamationinformal exclamation: eww used to express disgust or distaste.

Hopping on just to let y'all know that I was 🤏🏻 to being choked out by a green gummy bear that went down the wrong pipe, and yet I regret nothing. Anywho, as you were. G'night!🫡

I keep seeing a lot of fawning over Hulk Hogan since his passing and let me just say this: don't let a hero from your childhood negate what you've seen, heard and KNOW as an adult.

Day 26 With run(ning) or walk(ing) in the title. 🎶I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash #DavidsMonthOfMusic

Gather round, fellow Americans. Scotland put on an absolute clinic! I can't decide which is my favorite.🤔

Some of y'all are so incredibly exhausting, even more so than me, and that's really fucking saying something.😩

I turn my back for 10 seconds, and this dude tries to swipe my asparagus! #birdsky

Facts.

Bruh.💀💀😂

Today, I am both cute and on my way to be an absolute menace.😋

Not even a little bit.

Ex or not, one thing abt me is that I'll never be the bigger person when there's an opportunity to make a bigot uncomfortable. And now his maga-momma knows what he was up to w/this curly-haired brown girl back in the day AND his effort to make it present day for YEARS. Nice catching up, booboo.😌💅🏼

Hiiiii.👋🏻

Happy #LeoSeason to all who celebrate.🧡🦁🤎♌️

Ozzy Osbourne is gone, and I hate everything.😔

Me, when it's 1/2 price margaritas and I can hear the beef fajitas sizzling from the parking lot.😭😂😂

@jamestalarico.bsky.social is a true Texan. I'll be looking for his name on next year's ballot.🔵

The world sucks, so we have to find joy in the little things. Also, cue my Bridgerton moment in 3, 2, 1 🐝🌸 #beesky #flowersky

Shane Gillis is painfully unfunny. I just want to watch the ESPYS. Please shut TF up.

Today's one of those days where my answer is 'no', no matter the question.

G'mornin', flutter bugs!🦋🤪

The latest ICE statistics show that as of June 29, there were 57,861 people detained by ICE, 41,495, or 72% of whom had no criminal convictions. So much for the “worst of the worst.”

Just gonna start posting this everywhere…

Jay Mewes posted this on Threads, and I can't.💀💀😭😂

Rileytalksback stole content from a black woman and posted it all over tiktok as though it were her own. She's been called out, and instead of apologizing, she locked her accts, but only after deleting comments. Doubling down. Zero accountability. Hard block. bsky.app/profile/rile...

I still can't believe this is real life. FFS.

And now I have massage bruises.😂

It's been a long, busy week. One that isn't nearly over, but I'm taking some time for a little much needed selfcare.😋 #Saturdayvibes

Tis me. Shares appreciated.😁

Grabbed a bottle of wine while at the grocery store, and when asked for my I.D., the cashier said, "Okay! Miss Bicentennial!" Is that a compliment for the 40+ crowd?😂

The weekend brought about some heavy news, both heartbreaking and infuriating headlines. It's ok to disconnect from it for a while today (any day). Protect your peace. Do something that makes you smile.

Bet.😌💅🏼

Ahem. 🧹🧹🧹

Grabbed a Happy Meal because I'm a princess, and look at it! Inside the box is a mini version of the happy meal box, and inside that is their new 'Lil' McDonald's' toys.🥰

'Younger' re-watch, and I will never not 🫠 over this scene.

Good morning to this gorgeous bastard and the local 9 who backed him. Also, I have no voice today. Not so much as a squeak.💀🤣