Double vision on three quarters of a bottle of Scotch. It's progress of a sort. Here's to recalibration.

Mitchell and Webb are not funny. Anymore.

Sue Carpenter is an attractive member of the opposite and opposing member of sex.

Spectacles, testicles wallet and watch. What am I on about dear reader?

Any one else left behind today? Horsham is just like a deserted wasteland man. #Rapture

Just be fecking nice to each other. God is looking over your shoulder.

Apologies for lack of response / follow backs but I lack confidence hopefully get back to you.

Just watched episode eight of Alien Earth and unfortunately it has jumped the shark. The octopus-eye revived a human corpse and so sci-fi passes to fantasy. For reasons (ATP/ADP) zombies are impossible so genre flip. Not happy. #AlienEarth

Just watched 28 Years Later fully prepared to be disappointed but must say it was pretty good. I found the death of Spike's mum extremely affecting and I loved how it leaned into the English folk horror tradition. Looking forward to the Bone Temple.

Watching again whoever did the sound track (laughter) for Bottom: Stage Show Live 1993 should be taken to a quiet dark place in the countryside and garroted. This comment reflects attitudes common in the 1990s which may no longer be prevalent. #Bottom

Had an unexpected visitor the other day.

Your Party - Alternative GB. www.yourparty.uk#//

So I'm thinking of closing this account. There were a couple of occasions when I made a bit of an arse of myself. Also there was a IRL incident when I was perhaps too harsh on a hipster. Or perhaps not. 70 years until total societal collapse.

Not the first to observe this, but nothing makes any sense. Why are we so shit? Why do we favour hate rather than love? Why are we so quick to judge others but not ourselves? Why can't we shut the fuck up? #LBC

My Dad served as a British soldier during the last days of the British mandate in Palestine, which yes is a real historical place with a nascent nation. I applied for a FOA for his WW2 military record. It's sealed until 2041. I or my son's shall open it. Truth shall triumph.

Dr Lindsey Fitzharris: I apologise unconditionally to Dr Fitzharris when I impugned the veracity of her recent situation in the United States when she mislaid her British passport and applied for an ETD. I shall do better. Sorry. #DrLindseyFitzharris.

Trump should realise that the British bomb was not only British. It was Australian, New Zealand and Canadian amongst others. It was an Imperial bomb, and still is.

A united island of Ireland within the Commonwealth. What's not to like?

Kent Constabulary are seeking these two delinquents who were filmed recently fishing without rod licenses.The public are cautioned not to approach them as they may be armed and dangerous but to report any sightings by dialing 999.

Nice, I'm now a Bluesky adult and my identity is now a marketable commodity. Thanks UK Labour Party! #Labour

Alien: Earth. Okay the whole CRT retro thing people were moaning about in Alien Romulus which continues in Earth, it's just an aesthetic. Really, consumers and the corporations just decided one day that wafer thin touch screens were so last century. So they pretended they weren't a thing.

Are there any human beings on this app?

Probably no one shall read this but did you know a majority of 18 years old in the UK have never made a phone call? This will prevent a problem when they have to navigate the university clearing system, which is telephonic based. They don't know what to say. Source: Radio 4. #Telephone

The UK National Archives and Ministry of Defence have refused my FOI request to release my Dad's WW2 service record under Section 41. There reason is confidential medical information. Has anyone else encountered this resistance? #FOI #Section41 #MOD #TNA #WW2

Jesus Bluesky, apparently you have a whole thing going about the latest US big brother series. Hardly truth to power. All told your a nice but pretty piss poor version of Twitter/X. Man up. Woman up. Them up.

Canadians at Horse Guards, hey. youtube.com/shorts/icugI...

My son James on his first ride with the RNLI Gravesend station. Wish him luck with his training. #Lifeboats [email protected]

A reminder of the ongoing slaughter in Gaza: youtu.be/GkYyavZJfSI?...

www.theguardian.com/science/2025... Nice.

Tea is best.

The Guardian used to be a newspaper of note, now it's just an app. #TheGuardian

So Tuesday before last a little visit to A&E, atrial fibrillation apparently. Maybe something I've had for a while but unrecognised, still, yet another reason to give up booze. Not happy about that because it's part of my identity. Not the best part perhaps but part nonetheless.

Everyone who lives in Great Britain or Ireland is a migrant or the descendent of a migrant. Fact. No humans lived in these islands during the last glaciation. We are all newcomers.

An ancient set of GPO instruments, comprising of a feet and inches tape measure, a spirit level and a set square. With such instruments the masons of old constructed Thebes and Rome. My old Dad used them to ensure telegraph poles were straight.

Bluesky posting and editing still lags behind Twitter/X. Fix it please.

Happiness.

Anyone else miss Golden Wonder crisps?

Illegal migrant octopuses depriving plucky British fishermen of their livelihood! Starmer refuses to act! 😉 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Make bread not war.

Someone had to say it

No human being alive today will voluntary give up their phone. No human of the future shall be able to give up their phone. They will be their phone. Deep.

He honks, we don't invite him to parties.

I'm queer, not sure how, but I am. 1980s.

Custard creams rule Supreme.

The country is always ruined. It always was and always shall be. It's what makes Britain great #MakeBritainRuinedAgain

Life not death. Where's there's life there's the possibility of life in all it's abundance.

New movies are rubbish, mostly.

Currently, I am very, very, drunk. Down with Trump.

General Sir Nils Olav on behalf of the world's penguins inspects troops while contemplating Norway's response to Trump's declaration of trade war. #Tarrifs #Trump