Going to bed hungry is unbearable. It's why I always bring someone with me. Go to sleep with a body pillow, wake up with fresh gutpudge... <3

I love deck.blue but the ability to schedule posts 2 months in the future so I can make posts about tearing up a buffalo wild wings and the cuties therein during the start of the football preseason was a mistake.

There are *only* two wolves inside you? Buddy, I'm stuffed to the b-BUWWWAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPPP-brim with wolves. Well. *Was* stuffed. uouhg... Sorry. Mind the skulls.

Picking bits out of your teeth and finding, just .. a full earring. You try to match it to a face, but you can't even remember the girl before the last one. You've already forgotten your last snack's name.

Absurdly greedy. Walking through the local Baskin Robbins, licking my lips for reasons completely unrelated to the icecream. I promise this isn't a dig at Baskin Robbins, yer all just taasty. uwu <3

Craving turning Loona into cheeks and thighs the same way you crave eating a quadruple whopper off of said wolf bimbo-enhanced thighs.

Worshipping at the House of Dae with lil lipstick marks, knowing most of your friends are the mortar, and the house is about to get a little bigger with your help..

Wearing jeans just so you can bust out of them... Only for people to see all the face tattoos that litter your ass.

Bodily autonomy is critical, but so is bodily automation. Having someone slap your titanic ass before you instinctively, reflexively sit back and suddenly you have a new little plug is a nice little treat. <3

Stuck between the desire for a cutie to *want* to sink in and against your bimbo stuffed tummy and the intrusive thoughts of just mashing him against that pudge and whispering "Get a good look at your future <3"

Breakfast for dinner is a fun concept. Who *doesn't* want a little breakfast sammy while girls turn into chyme and sludge in your gut? Though, is that why you brought that measly little four pack of sausage egg and chee? Mmnh. Guess you're going in toooo... ~

My ass is a certified transphobe graveyard. <3

My body is a machine that turns idiots who think LGB can do without the TQIA+ into hips, ass and tummy. Uwurrpphh~

Feeling seen. We should just normalize yelling at people shilling for puritanical finance monopolies.

'A little appetizer never hurt' yeah, well SOMETHING'S sure gonna hurt if you aren't up for dinner after-- Ahem. ... Bon appetit. Salaciously Skunk-Style, with art by @booneyard.bsky.social! (🦨)🦡🎨

Truthfully, I can't quite understand sub prey. I am the hungriest bitch in existence between 2-6 PM, you're either cramming things into my as fast as you can or you're next, and god, there are ... just not that many people around, are there~? <3

Reminder this month: Support independent LGBTQIA+ creators Corporations are not friend-shaped. You are not immune to being kissed by cute lions.

where is her belly??

There are easier ways to tell your puppyfailure you don't love her than to pass by the coffee place that gives out free pup cups.

Alt text is so important but I am *such* a yapper.

The Fred(eration of Win)durst.

Hoping Eurovision becomes more watchable next year. Dethklok concert fucked though.

( light 🔉 warning ) ok i may have missed Maid Day, but every day can be Myehhh day if we really try

You can feed your local puppyguy girls from the hand. It's free and legal.

Uouhg. Let's oversleep with Mama. Goo morning.

New commission is up on the Gallery. Funny hee hoo horse anime. F/F, mistaken pred, semi willing prey, disposal, and sentient fat.

Hey you: Favorite writing implement. Go.

Quote with horn art

To imagine Sisyphus happy, one must first imagine her as a puppy girl. Who wants the boulder? Who wants the boulder???? Is it you??????? Go roll girl <3

"while you're down there..."

"They're getting a lot of use out of that boy feet sakuga." @blobking156.bsky.social going straight gakuganji on me. - A curse from me to you

The problem with getting girls on the discount rack is I'm going to demolish them. "So only have half." Well I don't have that kind of restraint uwu and I will be back tomorrow for more clearance girls... urp <3

No worries if you're running late for #wrestlemania, the first match features Logan Paul. You're not missing anything.

morning purp #oc #art #doodle

A helpful guide for your phox sightseeing!

You ever been kissed but just, like, it doesn't stop? Like, imagine the plumpest fuckin bimboy lips smothering you, and next thing you know it's dark and your clothes are melting off.

This year's gonna be quiet. Eurovision bans Russia but refuses to ban Israel, its cheatingest country, in the middle of a full blown genocide, and now the Olympics ban trans athletes. I'm tired, boss.

Wuk lamat doodle that I thought turned out cute 🦁 #ffxiv

Walking out of a MILFboi's bedroom looking like a Brother HL-L2305 toner cartridge exploded all over your dick.

Tiredly making a grocery list for wife, but it just looks like I'm describing a chicago hot dog vendor from my nightmares.

Occured to me I never posted my vore inlines since the funny blue bird site so -- <3

No, I don't think your wife will be making her way back home any time soon, but ... Nnhf. Suppose you could help me clean up~? Or make more of a mess and help you forget about all that <3 🎨: @rowy.bsky.social

I know you never quite enjoyed spending time with your partner, but ... I think you could quite enjoy what they've added to me <3 Just remember to tap out if you need to breath and I'll consider granting your request.~ 🎨: @rowy.bsky.social

Guess who read 4 cloves of garlic and understood that to be 4 bulbs and who's whole house has now become a near percussive anti-vampire fortress.

@stoat.chat is there support planned for linux? Hesitant to fully quit discord while more than a few of my folks are bound by their OS.

Before you say anything, he is allowed to do that during prayer time

Mariposa the harpy wants you to come down please :) - Look down her throat here! www.patreon.com/smuggoblin

The ice cream select tool makes flats not a nightmare #grindart

drive thru

Cw: #vore It was the birthday of the amazing @jinsei.bsky.social the other day and I was "helping" him relocate all the guests. Totally not my idea, for sure I swear.