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If I don’t recreate this picture within a year I’m going to scream!

I’m bored hit me with your best shot

Partial proof

God really made me fine as hell…I’m grateful.

“It gotta be under 3 hours” *Laughs in queer*

Mental health / mood disorders shouldn’t be treated like Scarlett letters. If I disclose to you my diagnoses and it no longer makes me a suitable partner for you, then you were never a viable option for me.

If it’s my time to go on to the upper room it’s my time…I bet they have running water up there and I haven’t seen any apocalypse with THAT

Unh unh…go on ahead bite me Mr. Zombie man because I’m not well suited for forest life

Always create time for enjoyment because time for pain creates itself.

Insecurity is expensive.

Vraiment? Sijuwi ma luga mingi, lakini nita ongeya kila luga najuwa

If only I knew what song this was 🫥

YOU’LL never know

Closed mouths don’t get fed

Confession: I went my whole life thinking that no other country made music but mine so I’ve actually never seen an Afrobeats music video. I only watch generiques 🫣

I’m putting my couch together and I’m bored…what y’all on today? ngl.link/_sophielabelle

No context. #thickadjacent

Je suis parfait.

Told yall I’m an angel

I’m an angel so I know the count will be low but let’s see @profanity.accountant

Pretty as a picture, sweeter than swisha 💕

As much as I appreciate my current employer and I’m so grateful to be gainfully employed, I no longer think we’re a good fit and I’m at a crossroads on what to do next.

“All The Things Your Man Won’t Do” definitely sounds like it was written from the POV of a stud trying to convince a straight woman to give her a chance 🤭🤭

Omg 😭 now I cannot unhear it

“All The Things Your Man Won’t Do” definitely sounds like it was written from the POV of a stud trying to convince a straight woman to give her a chance 🤭🤭

I thought I’ve experienced burnout before but this, THIS is something else. Idk if a vacation will actually solve it ATP…it’s time to log back into LinkedIn lbvs

I know it’s sounds crazy but that Dolce & Gabbana The One + Caroline Herrera Good Girl Blush? C’est magnifique!

Why do studs dress like….***~~~that~~~***

I followed yalls suggestions and got Jamaican and found out today that I’ve developed a curry allergy 😩🥲

Quick, should I get Jamaican, Indian, Thai or Mexican???

Random media drop 🫶🏾

And feeling like Luigi!

There’s also a general skill or, rather, lack thereof, issue

Somebody from the #Beyhive is going to have to fill me in tomorrow because auntie is tired

The only L I hold got that V right there next to it, my pussy tight but imma let him add some stretch to it

After years of using Pages exclusively I tried to go back to using Word and absolutely TF not. I’m about to throw this MacBook out the fucking window

Lick it before you eat it.

Leave that stud that’s still in love with her ex in 2024

Skyline sleep? I say I’m ok but the truth is I would love to have some _____ on my face while I’m giving somebody’s child the best meal of their life. But, alas.

Studs will talk cash money shit about bisexuals but then date a non-binary person. Do you know what that makes you stinkabutt?? #lesbiansky

Getting grills/fronts and not addressing the gingivitis is certainly….a choice.

Dark skinned with dimples and nice teeth?

I’m grateful for all the work done by Black Americans during the Civil Rights Movement. There’s a direct tie between decolonization in DR Congo and the fight to be freed from oppression by Black people born on US soil that isn’t discussed enough.

Rudolph didn’t have enough smoke from them other lame ass reindeers for me. What you mean used to laugh and call me names, didn’t let me play in ANY reindeer games and now that I’m up y’all want to shout with glee and love me?? FOH. Dancer, Prancer and that hoe ass Blitzen couldn’t say shit to me.

It always blows me wakati batu bana shangaa kuu gunduwa that na ongeyaka Swahili na niko mu kongomani, hiko kama bana fikiria kama Swahili is only spoken ndani ya Kenya na Tanzania. Baby, I’m from Goma, I was destined to be a polyglot.

so I feel as if whoever’s asking me these questions has an entirely different beauty standard than I do because I like my women unambiguously black, and that is the standard by which I judge beauty. She’s a beautiful girl, but in terms of her beauty, there’s not much about her that stands out to me.

So, in general, I’m not attracted to non-Black people, but I can say objectively that she’s very fit and fits a particular archetype. It’s just not my cup of tea.

So what do you consider her sitting on your face? Fucking-light? Fucking adjacent? Stop playing in both of y’all’s face for real. How do you tell them? You don’t because you’re not making any sense my guy.