/wakes up //sees TNF result and how it happened Bucs: FRAUDS

I swear the Chiefs' opponents get called for the most ticky tacky illegal shift penalties every single game

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 really has broken NASCAR contain and has spread like wildfire in football this year huh

At long last after ducking it for a month and a half, with just the right opponent and the right time of year, we get to break it out again www.youtube.com/watch?v=63KQ...

Huge Bills-Pats game next week and it's 1 pm on CBS because NBC won't flex out of Vikings-Cowboys because Cowboys GREATEST. DIVISION. IN SPORTS.

oh great a game with Tony Romo in the booth where nobody knows what's a catch or not

Will have to continue to hold off on officially declaring the Buffalo Bills Frauds

Tyler "Deceptive Speed" Shough

wow it's The Witching Hour, where we get to wait and see if we get to finally scream that the Bills are officially frauds rather than inconsistent

All this talk about expanding the brackets but nobody talking about how THE DARTS is now a 128 player tournament (THE DARTS are back in our lives in 4 days)

Jets got their feel good win next weekend and adjusted back to the master plan (finishing with the 4th place schedule by losing the tiebreak with the Dolphins)

Joe Davis in the Golden Horseshoe calling the home team in blue find a way to discombobulate their championship chances. What is this, Halloween weekend?

*thinks back to the 2022 NCAA Men's Lacrosse selection show* well, enjoy the wrath of ND fans for the next 12 months en route to a mini-dynasty breaking out

[extremely "The Texans have the 4:25 Saturday slot/Magic are in the NBA TV Series/Jets are in the TBS/ESPN2 series" voice] Tulane and James Madison definitely getting those two TNT slots for the first round. By the way, TNT has the College Football Playoff and you totally forgot

IndyCar with the biggest blowout in a long time, NASCAR having all its farces come to a head in one weekend, and Formula 1 making a final race three way title fight be... that. Banner motorsport year, baby

Looking forward to college football media and bloggers wasting so much breath the next 24 hours over a Bama team that hasn't looked good in a month, a Miami team that continues to not not trip themselves over in ACC play, and the fate of conference championships and auto-bids

your reminder that THE DARTS are just a week away

M I N N E S O T A S P O R T S

something something A T L A N T A S P O R T S www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQZE...

Houston Texans Memorial Saturday 4:25 Wild Card Game beginning to come in play! also Colts: FRAUDS

making a correction to a take from Friday Rams are also frauds, thus All 32 NFL Teams: Frauds

until ESPN has him on NASCAR v. 23XI Racing beat this week

It's time for the witching hour where... uhh, somebody's gotta turn these one possession games in a dire window from wins into losses and losses into wins

BC-Cuse is 6-6 at the half. BIGGEST FBS RIVALRY IN THE NORTHEAST* LIVING UP TO THAT BILLING, BABY (*-by default)

okay I know this slate is very front-load bearing with Michigan-Ohio State playing a huge role in determining it, but even still this might be the worst 12 pm Thanksgiving Rivalry Saturday slate I can remember

Michigan lost because they weren’t like Ohio State or any other normal FBS school and didn’t sell pennant magnets at their store (ignore Cincy also not)

LET'S GET HYPED FOR SYRACUSE FOOTBALL IN THE BIGGEST FBS RIVALRY GAME IN THE NORTHEAST* TO DETERMINE WHO'S 16TH IN THE ACC LIVE ON THE CW! (*by default)

I see everyone's all excited for THE NORTHEAST'S BIGGEST FBS RIVALRY* and THE BATTLE TO DETERMINE WHO DOESN'T FINISH LAST IN THE ACC with it being LIVE ON THE CW and wait why are you walking away (*by default)

Eagles: FRAUDS granted at this juncture I think I'm safe to declare everyone but the Rams frauds

SPORTS SHOWER THOUGHT: Kinda hilarious how the Eagles, who play in a city who makes "not New York" part of their identity, blast out songs from a rapper who was from New York

they got Future Islands or something for the Baltimore halftime?

if you enjoyed Tony Romo your reminder the Jason Garrett special is on deck

CHIEFS LATE GAME MAGIC BS TIME BABY

THE MAGIC OF THE NORTHEAST'S BIGGEST FBS RIVALRY GAME (by default)

get to have Romo going on and on about 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑶𝑭𝑭 𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 with Mahomes vs. the Cowboys to Romo going on and on about 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑶𝑭𝑭 𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 with Allen vs. the Steelers in the span of the same 4 day weekend he join the NASCAR on NBC booth?

Need this game to be a blowout so Romo bringing up 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 is limited to his current 4 times a drive instead of once a play

LOINS

Big Thanksgiving for the NFL reminding everyone why the Packers are still in the Chiefs/Patriots/Steelers tier of getting all the calls

gotta bring back 12:30 kickoffs for the Lions Thanksgiving game, no need having to wait this out

I'm not doing the full parade live-posting but you have Kool and the Gang on a Bronx Zoo float and they're not doing Jungle Boogie?

I feel like SNF is at SoFi every 3 weeks, where then Tirico gets to remind us every 5 minutes that NBC will be there in LA for the Olympics 3 years from now (NBC has the Olympics,,, ppl forget that)

never gotta hand it to the Cowboys, etc., but lol eagles

That's how

Pats about to be on a 9 game winning streak and I still have no idea if they're actually good or not given they've beat the Bills, the Bucs, and uhh, a lot of empty calories

missed the witching hour time to post, but back in time to answer "how do the Giants manage to heartbreakingly lose this time?"

Pitt superweapon charged up to prevent the interesting outcomes (beating GT) instead of bringing the interesting outcomes (beating ND) because of course