So Donny Diaperbrain is cogitating; what will get me more attention today, troops or tariffs? Or maybe both. They are pretty sure-fire ways of stirring the pot, and pulling all the cameras onto my serene, lovely face. Or if the hydraulics of the weanie was suboptimal, blow up a random boat somewhere

SATURDAY. Satan assembles the servile sycophants for CHOIR PRACTICE. Sundays they fan out to interview shows and they need to sing the exact same song; how Trump's latest fuck-ups and villainies are manifestations of sublime genius. They almost always sing in perfect unison Satan is skilled that way

The Dems get out-maneuvered as usual. The MAGAs use peak demagoguery to pin all violence on the left. The Dems, wanting to show that they are too noble to use angry rhetoric, pussy-foot around. DON'T DO IT. This is Trump's America. No matter who shoots who, the root cause is MAGA hate and bigotry.

Trump is an A-1 demagogue, but one of the stupidest criminals in history. His crimes are blatantly obvious, and he repeatedly incriminates himself by stating his intentions out loud. If democracy is restored, and an AG with cojones is appointed, Trump would be convicted of hundreds of crimes.

They call Trump and Farage "populists". It's a nice-sounding label; evokes notions of "popular", or "of the people". In fact, they are racist, bigoted, anti-immigrant demagogues who traffic in fear and hatred. Forget the "populist" label; call them what they are, "racists".

No climate emergencies in Texas this week, so Ted is still there. Aren't senators supposed to draft legislation rather than indulging in cheap, useless, political theatrics?

Kirk's killer may have had a trans roommate or a relationship with a trans. There's a gotcha moment for MAGA to feed into their scapegoating. If true, maybe Robinson was distressed to see someone he cared about being ostracized, threatened, scorned and persecuted. Bigotry begets anger and despair.

More and more groups have reason to revile Trump; Hispanics, blacks, Muslims, LGBTQ, indigenous, decent people, intelligent people, self-respecting women, the poor, the sick. So despite his undeniable skill in demagoguery, marketing, bragging, lying and mud-slinging, the base is bound to shrink Yeah

I'm almost Trump's age and I boast on occasion. But if I spent one day boasting as he does, I'd make myself sick. His are childish, wildly implausible boasts. And it never stops. Does no one ever vomit on their red hat?

It is like diverging lines. The worse things get, the more they boast. Eventually the disparity between Trump's ridiculous boasts and reality will be so great even the staunchest supporters of Trump will realize they've been duped. But will it be too late? The big rig is barreling toward the cliff.

Trump ended 10 more wars today. He put sprinklers in every park and forest in the country. And he eradicated crime. He is also releasing a brand new giant gold spiralizer with his photo and a US flag on it. It can spiralize veggies like no one's ever seen before. The best in history. Order now, $500

It's another Sunday morning, so Satan's choir is having its last rehearsal to be sure everyone is singing the same song in unison. The boastful, bullshit brigade will hit the interview shows to trumpet how Trump's latest fuck-ups are manifestations of historic success and unparalleled genius. Sick.

King Taste-up-Ass doesn't like the sight of homeless people, so he'll bring in the troops to run them out of town. But they'll still be homeless. As Jesus said; If thou see homeless, sick, poor and vulnerable people, run the fuckers out of town. It is clearly written in the MAGA Bible.

The tariff toddler goes in 10 directions at once, changing and backtracking every 5 minutes. Alas, feckless foreign "leaders" dance to his jig. There are no Winston Churchills around when we most need them. Leaders of countries in which sanity prevails should band together and resist the tyrant.

Climate change is not theoretical; the evidence is outside everybody's window. The world is on fire. And the leader of the biggest nation is a babbling ignoramus who scoffs and makes light of it. He rambles incoherently about seaside property values and cancer-causing windmills. Brain-dead demagogue

The GOP love to talk tough. "War on Drugs", "War on Terror", and now "War on science, medicine, history, and education." They are placing the US on a fast track to the 12th Century. Or Armageddon. The country is burning and they fire climate scientists. At least they have Paula White and her wand.

Some MAGAs seem to be turning against Trump. Is it because they have seen the darkness? Or is it that the darkness isn't dark enough? Who can understand the mentality of his followers? Are they decent people who have been led astray, or villainous people who relish even greater cruelty?

Riddle; How many climate catastrophes have to strike the US before the brain-dead MAGA morons entertain even the possibility that climate change is not a scam? Answer; The number is immaterial. They will believe when Professor Orangeface declares it to be real. In other words never.

The TACO toddler is threatening Canada with tariffs again. He needs a piece of paper he can wave around as a "deal" that his sycophants can hail as a sign of genius, even if it is of trivial significance. If one were married to a capricious, quarrelsome, domineering boor, one would get a divorce.

Here in Canada and every civilized country, all sick people receive medical care. Despite huge gold crosses and incessant proclamations of faith, the fake MAGA "Christians" invent excuses to deprive the sick of care; they stigmatize them as lazy, undeserving freeloaders. Jesus would be disgusted.

The right wing are in constant hysterics about a conspiracy of kindergarten teachers "grooming" children to become gay or trans. In the meantime, they are fully aware that their orange deity is a sexual predator. While LGBTQ harm no one, the MAGA perverts exploit and traumatize their victims.

One might suppose that women would be more generously endowed than men with kindness, sensitivity and compassion. NO. Bondi, Noem, Greene, Habba are as callous, sadistic, cold-hearted and hateful as any man. They preen themselves, inflate every body part and wear huge gold crosses but fool no one.

Intellectuals, experts and pundits are warning about the threat of losing democracy in the US and measures which need to be taken to preserve it. That ship has sailed folks. Democracy is lost. The challenge now is to restore it, not preserve it. The current regime is illegitimate and unlawful.

BREAKING NEWS! DONALD J. TRUMP HAS BEEN AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS DEAL WITH IRAN. SIMULATANEOUSLY, ADOLPH J. HITLER WAS POSTHUMOUSLY AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS DEALS WITH STALIN, CHAMBERLAIN AND MUSSOLINI.

Don and Bibi can strut, boast and crow about their military "victory". The talk of "deals" was a lie. A pre-emptive strike conferred huge advantage on Israel. It is a miscalculation. Genocide of a few million Palestinians is possible. But there are 2 billion Muslims. Many are vowing revenge. Folly.

Trump would catapult the world into World War III just so he could look strong, important and smart. Bibi's attack seems to be successful, so Donny will jump on board and claim credit. Once the opponent is on the mat, Trump will kick him while he's down, and boast about his own power and prowess.

Wars rage around the world. Climate change is devastating every country. The US is on the brink of dictatorship. And the stock market goes up and down as though everything is completely normal. Greedy capitalists make money through good times and bad. Collapse of civilization counts for nothing.

Another Sunday and the MAGA parrot brigade will hit the Sunday shows to brag about King Thinskin's accomplishments. Howard Happyface Lutnick will explain how the Musk-Trump pissing contest will boost the economy. Scott Sugarcoater Bessent will herald upcoming trade deals. While chaos reigns all over

Bracing for another Sunday, during which the MAGA Bulllshit Brigade and the Bragging Brigade hit the Sunday TV news shows to explain how the weeks' fuckups were manifestations of Trump's brilliance. Planes crashing, wars everywhere, services amputated, innocent people persecuted. All signs of genius

Another Sunday and time for the MAGAs to make a show of their great piety by posting quotes from scripture on X. The rest of the time, they pump up, rationalize, and excuse every abominable action of the orange-faced anti-Christ. If God exists, he won't be fooled by these fantasy-foisting phonies.

ALERT; Poll shows GOP support for Trump slipping. Approval of dictatorship fell from 98 to 95%, concentrations camps from 97 to 95, and belief Trump sent by Jesus 97 to 94. Trump threatened suit, called pollster Moishe Goldenrod a "loser", said his sister had sex with Soros, magazine should be shut.

It's Easter Sunday, time for Marsha Blackburn and the other Nazis to post excerpts of scripture on X. These phony Christians do it purely for show. Jesus said to pray in the closet, not to make a spectacle of it. Their twisted version of religion is an excuse for bigotry and greed and nothing more.

It's Sunday, so Trump's trained parrots will be fanning out to the TV morning shows singing his inane talking points in a Symphony of Sycophancy. Every fuck-up is a manifestation of genius, every failure a historic triumph, or else Biden's fault. But they stick on message; sell lots of shampoo.

Between 1890 and 1905, 3 lynchings/week in the US south. No trial, victims often innocent of any serious crime. Crowds of whites, including children, enjoying the spectacle of hanging, burning alive or torture. Commemorative postcards and body parts as mementoes. MAGA, recrudescence of old disease

Trump opens public forests for logging. The only thing that matters in his sick mind is money. Destroying the environment is an abomination. Replacing real forests with tree plantations depletes soil and reduces biodiversity. Majestic, miraculous, old-growth forests are community eco-systems. Awful.

They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics

Ted Cruz spoke out against Trump's tariffs. Trump will call him names, so Ted and the other trained parrots will scurry back into line. But if the stock market carnage continues, the MAGA wall will crumble. A lot of the parrots hate Trump. They will transform into vultures picking at his carcass.

Even Ted Cruz spoke out against the tariffs. He and the other MAGA Congresspeople sold their souls in exchange for money, fame and power. Now they see their investment portfolio melt away, they could get voted out, and they will be condemned to eternal damnation. Karma can be such a bitch.

LIBERATION DAY. Gee that sounds great. And some Trump sycophants proclaim it should be made a national holiday. The peacocks spread their fans. The reality; TRUMP FUCKERY DAY. Ruin world trade, wreck relations with allies, instill a climate of mistrust and antagonism, tank the stock market.

Trump has declared that tomorrow is "LIBERATION DAY". Gotta hand it to him, the man knows how to market; grandiose sobriquets signifying nothing. But I suppose it sounds better than "Vacillating Tariff Fuckup Day."

For April fools day Trump, Elon and their stooges will act normal, then tomorrow they'll tell us it was just a prank.

The International Auto Show is proud to present to Elon Musk the Gold Medal in the category; VEHICLE WHICH BEST COMBINES UGLINESS AND SHODDY ASSEMBLY Congratulations, Elon.

BREAKING NEWS; President Trump has announced that the Statue of Liberty will be replaced by a Patriot Freedom statue. The new statue will be a woman with fat lips, big boobs and wearing a MAGA hat. Trump will sell a limited number of signed replicas for $999 each. Available at the WH Tesla showroom

The skills so effective for the GOP in opposition, are poorly suited for governing. Being a shrill, loud-mouthed, obnoxious Fox host doesn't confer administrative skills. Donating $ and heaping flattery on Donny don't translate into foreign diplomacy. Racist fear-mongering doesn't balance budgets.

I understand some Dems are ultra-pissed at Schumer. You must get beyond that and direct the ire and vehemence against the real enemy, Trump. Concentrate on messaging. Otherwise whatever you do, you lose. If you shut down govt, Trump will convince chumps it's your fault. Let him shoot his own foot.

It doesn't matter how Dems vote, it matters how they message. If they weed out the worst MAGA "policies", it will actually help MAGA politically. Trump will claim credit for any improvements. The vast swath of uninformed, gullible voters will not thank Dems for eliminating harm they haven't yet felt

The Ukraine "ceasefire" was a ruse concocted by Putin and Trump. Putin's "good faith" was demonstrated by multiple attacks AFTER the announcement. Marco is a ventriloquist's dummy. The talks held in Saudi Arabia, responsible for 9/11, murder of Khashoggi. Jared got his $1 B. DON IS PUTIN'S PAWN

Zeldin refers disparagingly to the "climate change religion", while he cheerily removes environmental protections. Dems should scream loudly and incessantly. Young people who will have to live in a polluted, decaying planet should take to the streets. Don't let all the other craziness distract.

Bullying, bribing, belittling, boasting are among the preferred tools of the bombastic bonehead. (speaking of Trump, of course) "I know more about bragging than almost anyone alive. It's beautiful. Very powerful."

Trump said that Ontario premier Doug Ford is "not allowed" to place a surtax on electricity Ontario sells to the US. "Not allowed". I had a good laugh at that one. President Felon, who has broken every law 40 times talking about what is "allowed". You, Don, are not "allowed" to annex free countries